Thissinglemama #113 5 chins & 5 names, aimless crowded butthole will never take the blame

[K4040]

Looking smug over making a cheese omelette and trying to insert more innuendo. Just cos you look like Kenneth Williams doesn’t mean you can pull off the carry on smutiness it just makes you look stupid
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Same but different

 

[Popsicled]

Imagine the Uber drivers conversation with his wife at the end of his shift -
wife - good shift? how many odd balls did you pick up today then?
uber driver - well worst lot was an airport drop, an old pisse£ up fag smelling hag, her adult daughter that looked like she’d just done a turn as the pantomime dame and hadn’t seen a bar of soap this side of Christmas , and a kid who was zoned out plugged into her head phones! The old hag was trying to set me up with her daughter - couldn’t get rid of them quick enough and then I had to fumigate my car when they got out.
wife - hope you are not picking them up for return fare are you? Now go get a shower there’s a strange odour about you!!

 

[Loveitme]

Saw this on charleys latest tt , nasty cow Wendy is

wendy's just as much of a dickhead as amy is .

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

I’m just saying, you’d never see Wendy and Fenella in the same room.

 

[Seeing_the_light]

Frozen forehead

 

[ChubClubThug]

She looks like a skid mark. Even her hair is shit coloured.

 

[Sazza25]

NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF YOU!

GO AND TAKE A BATH!!

I mean the only thing im kinda jel of is the amount of money she can spend and unlimited childcare, but im glad im not a scruffy cunt with no friends

 

[Seeing_the_light]

"I've been SO poorly. I've got SUCH anxiety. NO ITS NOT THE CONSTANT FAT-SOAKED TAKEAWAYS!!"

Nice tanning

 

[K4040]

Just went over for a nose....what the feck is going on!?! The post from Joedvla oh my days!!

What this one?

 

[Lassie21]

€113 on 3 meals and 3 sides, that's not including drinks! €25 for Shirley's and €35 each for her and Harper, feeding a 9 year old a Filet Mingion steak adult meal but she isn't spoiled of course not!

I'm sorry, but is it just me.....no way I would be paying €35 for a meal for a 9 year old!?!

 

[stella_cat]

I miss the days when she was that much of an arsehole, we all got told off for swearing too much on here

I remember that, admin told us were were the worst on the whole site for bad language

 

[ChubClubThug]

It takes less than 5 minutes to wash and dry a plate dirty cow. The crop top is out. Mummy, does it have a man?

 

[K4040]

Looking very bloated and can see where that pregnant comment on insta has come from because her stomach is huge in comparison to a few months ago..

No room for a pudding then she’s deep throating a churro

 

[MrsRobo]

I do feel for Charlie. I think that reply said everything without saying anything, and that's very telling.

 

[FeralShaz86]

They can’t do ANYTHING without filming. Sad asf needing constant comments and attention!! Bet H is gonna have a fun time with them two shopping and getting wasted constantly. I hope Charlie has fcked them both off.
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Relatable single mama
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That’s a good angle you posted lol. Not a hint of anxiety. Looking completely relaxed.

Is that Jane McDonald on holiday in Barcelona with Shirl?

 

[K4040]

Also planning a THIRD holiday this year. How is that relatable? Some people out there haven’t been on holiday in years because they can’t afford it and she’s buying family sized takeaways, £360 sunglasses and planning a third holiday?

In my opinion Charlie is the more relatable single mum, she does it all on her own, works full time, has a clean home & a lovely relationship with their child. Aimee start taking tips off your sister, cos she’s absolutely showing you up when it comes to parenting and life

 

[ChubClubThug]

She either looks like Mr Tumble on acid or a fart storm that took place in Ethel Austin. There's no in-between

 

[ChubClubThug]

View attachment 2959777Been up 30 mins

Sam, you do realise that you are agreeing with us loners? We're so tragic but you just can't stop being a nosey fucker, not to mention two faced

 

[This Is Not An Ad]

I have mixed feelings about Charlie. I do think she can be a twat as she’s appeared in Aimee’s comments in the past being vile to people calling Aimee out. Might have been when the cat piss comment was put on her insta post. And I feel her persona comes over a bit fake on tiktok.
However I do feel for her because it is clear that Shirl favours Aimee. That must hurt a lot. Plus she is a hell of a lot better than Aimless!

 

[Foxycoxy]

That bitch wouldn’t know anxiety if it popped up and smacked her in the face. Sertraline is handed out to anyone claiming anxiety. I have a cocktail of drugs and I don’t bang on about my anxiety. She’s a fraud and a fake and she is really boiling my piss today