Thissinglemama #100 She wouldn’t lie straight in bed, welcome to crowded buttholes 💯th thread

[Johnson1901]

Cats don’t just piss in washing baskets for the sake of it
I bet their litter trays are rank like the rest of her grotty house

 

[kittenface86]

Can’t believe how much she’s complaining about her eye. Ffs, it’s a stye and will pass in a day or two. She desperately wants something serious!
Ive torn my rotator cuff & im not complaining as much as her Jesus wept

Can’t you though? Honestly? I’m still not over her taking her own temperature with that thermometer hanging out her gob the most dramatic adult Iv ever come across

 

[Eye_roll_central]

You can tell she’s gutted she’s been told NOT to go the doctors. She’s only ever happy when she’s ill. She’s just so immature and so weird. Needs to grow up.

 

[Celeb219]

Oh to have the exhausting life of aimless

Shopping, movie nights (with other people to entertain her kid) and the occasional ‘room reset’

What she described was barely an active weekend for most people, no doubt her ‘social battery’ has run out though

But it’s fine, she can drop harper at school and then just go back to bed, unlike some folk who work full time!

Hard life

 

[Johnson1901]

I wish someone would tell her now to wear a fkn hat properly! The utter dickhead
Honey G in a cap and E17 reject in a bobble hat.
what a turd.

 

[Noonoo99]

Why is she the noisiest eater I’ve ever heard: she’s eating moose and still she makes more noise than my horses when they eat! She really gives me the ick when she eats. It should come with a trigger warning or a turn the volume down if you don’t want to hear my chewing on moose

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

Wonder if she will raise a glass of Kylie to celebrate tonight

Because to be fair, without tattle she’d be a nobody by now

 

[NannyNelly]

The thickness on those earthenware mugs she drinks from makes me heave ... fucking awful ... and who in the fucking bare necessities eats off Disney plates ! Cunt.

Indeed...I bloody detest thick mugs.....mind you she is supported by thick mugs it makes perfect sense she slurps from one!!

 

[Loz18ed]

Those sausages she dishes up looked like Wendy’s fingers

 

[Celeb219]

I noticed last night we had ‘harpers veg, not birds eye’

fucker needs to grow up

 

[kittenface86]

Aimee it’s not a culture we’ve created about not wasting drs time, it’s because the NHS is a fucking shambles right now, people with serious problems can’t get an appointment so you going for a minor swollen eye adds to that. Fgs she has no clue does she. She never ever gives anything chance to heal naturally

 

[Leighanne02]

Thread suggestion #101 Anddddd thennnnnn I was fake ill again, anyway antibiotics on the way!

 

[kittenface86]

Pretty sure on a recent video she said carpet hates shopping, was the m&s clothes haul one I think
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Pretty sure on a recent video she said carpet hates shopping, was the m&s clothes haul one I think

*harper

 

[Sazza25]

I bet it's all a front and behind closed doors she's raging jealous of you, even though she's the one who apparently has it all. There is 100% better out there for you. There's always another option, always another chapter being written. You will be OK because you've got your little lad and your mum beside you. And us ugly bitter tattle twats of course

Love you nasty tattle trolls Aimee I hope you step on a plug you nob

 

[K4040]

I have 2 cats rescued a year ago. They use the trays and are clean. Never once have they pissed where they shouldn't. The trays are cleaned daily. The have free roam of the house so sometimes it sounds like I have the cast & crew of Jumanji, which was the same as my old dear who sent me feral beryl and our fat kid which is a mini bison. 🦬. She is rank and those babies will end up with infections and then she be sorry. Imagine telling the backward huns she has a mouse.

She’s bored of the babies, you can tell.

And this is not the first time she’s had a mouse, the last one she had was mummified under her coffee table

 

[Seeing_the_light]

Anytime I see someone separate their beans from the rest of the meal I just think grow the fuck up

I always think 'there's a touch of 'tism'

 

[Womblewoo]

She won’t have done anything to try and heal that eye over the weekend, she loves having a medical issue and despite being deathly afraid of antibiotics she will take them like tik tacks if they are offered to her,

probably wants an eye patch to really ramp up the attention

Here’s her eye patch for attention! Thank me later Aimless!

 

[ChubClubThug]

An hour in the working life of Shirley Scissorhands! This ttimeout Shirl is with her lovely friend Val.
Val travels alot and has dual citizenship. Shes British & Canadian (NOt what TT thinks she's got!! ) but has come to see our Shirl for a 'quick' wash, trim and blow dry to impress the ladies down at bingo Hall tonight.
Oh Val, Val, Val, after spending hours sitting on our Shirl's dining room chair while she did her thang, the end result is......you better wear a hat tonight!

Did she ask to look like Jean Slater?

 

[Motherofgod]

I don't believe for one second Harper asked to go to Liverpool to go in office or schuh for school shoes , just another excuse for Aimless to go to Charlotte Tilbury/white company , it pees me off when she calls it town as well , town is Southport town , Liverpool is Liverpool, dya know warra mean

 

[K4040]

Our Dr won't see you for eye infections/problems. First port of call is an optician's where I live . In fairness our local specsavers and Asda optician's are fab at seeing you on the day .

Our drs are the same, they’ll say chemist first. Not a week goes by where she hasn’t got something wrong with her, esp more since D2 dumped her. She’s definitely got munchausens because any normal person isn’t constantly bleating on about whatever ailment they have.

Theres people out there with lifelong conditions, battling daily and just getting on the best she can. In the last week she’s complained about “bronchitis coming back” (what happened to that ey aimless?) and now a gunky eye which is easily treated if you keep it clean.

forget marigold Mondays she’s onto munchausens Mondays