Thissinglemama #100 She wouldn’t lie straight in bed, welcome to crowded buttholes 💯th thread

[FeralShaz86]

Can’t you though? Honestly? I’m still not over her taking her own temperature with that thermometer hanging out her gob the most dramatic adult Iv ever come across

One of my most favourite photos of Ehmey, I think.
It makes me smile

 

[Seeing_the_light]

Pretty sure on a recent video she said carpet hates shopping, was the m&s clothes haul one I think
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*harper

Carpet Burns

 

[mumz]

Our drs are the same, they’ll say chemist first. Not a week goes by where she hasn’t got something wrong with her, esp more since D2 dumped her. She’s definitely got munchausens because any normal person isn’t constantly bleating on about whatever ailment they have.

Theres people out there with lifelong conditions, battling daily and just getting on the best she can. In the last week she’s complained about “bronchitis coming back” (what happened to that ey aimless?) and now a gunky eye which is easily treated if you keep it clean.

forget marigold Mondays she’s onto munchausens Mondays

Great inspo for a thread title
Thissinglemama #101 Just another Munchausens Monday

 

[K4040]

Breaking News

the bamboon who wrecked Aimee’s car has been identified

 

[mumz]

Why does she still have her coat on?
She’s been home for hours
Love this comment

 

[NannyNelly]

"I hope they never breed".....too late Charlie, I did.....a wonderful son who has morals head and shoulders above yours.....a son that puts his children first....a son that not only has a degree in teaching but runs his own business too....a son that doesn't sell cheap tat on Tiktok....just saying!!

 

[K4040]

Thread suggestion

Revels in a world of being sick, bottles of Kylie and plenty of

 

[Diddikins]

What’s this obsession with people on Tattle having no jobs and sitting on here all day. I fucking wish I didn’t have to go to work and had no responsibilities, much like these three fucking clowns who do little else but eye fuck themselves while talking into their phones.

 

[WhatTheTaco]

Why is she sat in a compost bin on the side of an A road.

Compost bin!! .

Happy 100 threads!

 

[MagicCat]

She doesn’t want to lose her eye
Honest to god, fuck off mate. Try washing your hands once in while, that will help

 

[Seeing_the_light]

@K4040 You have the honour of naming the 100th thread of our beloved and worshipped Miss Aimless Crowded Butthole!!!

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

Just an observation ……. there has been no coughing or mention of the returning bronchitis since the eye has been bad

 

[LennyBriscoe]

In the short time since I have become acquainted with Southport’s Healthiest Specimen 2024, I have established the following:

Kylie | Nails | “She can always have more” | Trolls | Jam Shed | “I don’t eat breakfast y’now” | Majestic | Barbie | Trolls | “And thennnnn” | Kylie | baybeeeeez | Tuck only the front of the pyjama top into the bottoms | Kylie | fake laugh | breadcrumb | Home Bargain | bum wipes | anxiety | trolls | “Yesterdayyyyyy” | Jam Shed | haul | “I should go the Doctors” | comments off | Kylie | taste test | tat | Kylie | trolls | first sip of the day | “It’s my page” | Kylie | Disney shit | trolls | “D’je know worra mean | haul | Kylie | “Me mum” | did somebody say Just Eat| Kylie | trolls | “You’ll never guess what happened guyzzzzz”

 

[DaisyLou23]

What’s the Mallows bully thing?
I must of blinked and missed it
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A girl left a negative comment after using Mallows and the Mallows owner shared the girls address in a group chat .Othe women r bullied the girl really badly including saying they were going to send shit etc to the girls house and rhe owner just laughed.....no applogies nothing

 

[Sazza25]

Thankyou everyone sorry to bring the mood down, I do wanna see a counseller but I'm one of those who tends to carry on and hope for the best, I mean I'm glad he fucked me over as it means I can find someone who will value me and it's quite funny she's all cocky, it annoys me when I bump into him out and about and he tries talking to my son which ive basically told him to fuck off as it confuses the poor boy. I know one day I'll get my 2nd baby and hopefully with someone who loves me and my son

 

[Underhiseye]

Sorry if someone else has already had him pop up and posted it, I’m behind and I was too excited too read the previous posts! D2 on tinder, spent a good while looking at his pictures thinking where do I know this man from

 

[Womblewoo]

So many questions after this mornings shit tok

Absolute state of her and her hovel

That house must be one big bloody stinking dirty shithole! She’s an absolute minger! Frigging dead mice in her house and piss everywhere! ALSO STOP FUCKING BRUSHING YOUR HAIR IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!! ITS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!! DIRTY BITCH!!!

 

[Seeing_the_light]

Nan's nipping down t'allotment

 

[Wizzywoo2]

Harper Twist doesn't want to shop in Clarks as its not cool but will still eat of baby plates and use plastic baby cutlery!!

 

[Celeb219]

I might be late to the party with this but it just occurred to me:

Literal cat piss on her washing basket (she claims was empty but I don’t believe that)

THEY SAID I LOOK LIKE I SMELL LIKE CAT PISS