Thissinglemama #100 She wouldn’t lie straight in bed, welcome to crowded buttholes 💯th thread

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

Maccies for dinner. Two burgers for Aimee as usual. I bet she’s got the 20 chicken nuggets too she’s just not shown them.
The end of the video she said ‘I’m looking forward to this scran’ I’ve never heard her say something like that before. Almost like she’s hanging around with someone who has a heavier accent that her

 

[Sazza25]

At the very least, she will be " exhausted"

God she has it so hard doesn’t she! I’ve felt so depressed and suicidal all week and I’ve just carried on lol

 

[Womblewoo]

Bloody pains down her face and a headache too! Honest to god she bloody exaggerates!! She will be in ICU later wired up!! She would love that!

 

[Clementine]

Mad bitch she is!!
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I don't " do cats" never had one!
But..will the three of em know it's bed time when they get put into their "bedroom"..aka the utility room I guess?
Lovely that they have their own bed and all that..but being banged up all that time in a little " bedroom"?

I don’t do cats either, but my 6 year old loves them. I take her to a cat cafe so she can get her fix. When it’s their bedtime, they do this clap and sing a wee song and all the cats get up and go downstairs

 

[K4040]

If I remember correctly, she’s had three lots of antibiotics since December.. that’s not normal esp for someone with a history of Cdiff!

She’s had more antibiotics in the last 2 months and than I’ve had in 18 months!

 

[Onceupatime]

How she can say she doesn’t eat often is beyond me. She eats like a pig and managed to eat multiple times a day.
She gives me the ick the way she sucks off multilple fingers…..I just find that disgusting especially with her looking like she has bad hygiene and god knows what’s under the nails!

 

[Faith61]

She's over the fucking moon she has an infected cyst.....her behaviour is unhinged

 

[K4040]

If my child was dished up that I’d be making sure they never ate at that house again. That’s absolutely abysmal, why does harper get a shit ton of cheese on the side of cheese croquettes and halloumi fries?!

aimless you may have checked with jasmin about her dinner so you both should be fucking ashamed that the poor kids been given dinner not even fit for the bin

 

[batthedudesparrowpie]

"Dinners here, hold on 10 minutes so it can go cold while a make a TikTok". I don't get, just give everyone their food and let them eat!

 

[Celeb219]

She never cooked a drumstick in her life BUT BBQ drumsticks are harpers favourite EVEN THOUGH she doesn’t like meat in the bone



Is this woman for real

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

She has honestly had more antibiotics in 3 months than I have had in 20+ years. I’m petrified of taking them in case they don’t work if I really need them She’ll be fucked if she ever gets anything serious like sepsis or meningitis! Although knowing her she’d be loving life and making TikTok’s if she did

 

[Faith61]

You can't see my daughter on here, cos I'm " protecting her"
But, bob over to insta and there's loads of her over there...vile woman

 

[Charlottedottie]

Am I a boring mum or is sending your child to bed with a sugar filled hot chocolate and a snack absolutely bizarre? I can't imagine her making her get up and clean her teeth no wonder they don't look healthy

 

[NannyNelly]

To be perfectly honest I think Northumberland Candle Company are her biggest troll.....I'd be bloody mortified if people kept sending me house smellies.....what are they trying to tell you Aimless?

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

If she says “Go the doctor” one more time I will not be responsible for actions!

Go Tesco. Go Home Bargain. Go Psych Ward

 

[Loz18ed]

Shirl just popped up on my fyp with her brother, they give me sleeping together vibes

 

[Womblewoo]

Anyone wanting Fluff don’t bother with Smorealicious just pop down to your local Aldi for £1.49

 

[Celeb219]

So the Huns have asked her “to taste test cocktail cans” another excuse from the big book of excuses for functioning alcoholics

Still don’t understand the idea of a taste test, why not go buy your own and try it?! aimless could say it’s nice but what she likes isn’t the same as someone else. Same as disliking it.

 

[Celeb219]

In the short time since I have become acquainted with Southport’s Healthiest Specimen 2024, I have established the following:

Kylie | Nails | “She can always have more” | Trolls | Jam Shed | “I don’t eat breakfast y’now” | Majestic | Barbie | Trolls | “And thennnnn” | Kylie | baybeeeeez | Tuck only the front of the pyjama top into the bottoms | Kylie | fake laugh | breadcrumb | Home Bargain | bum wipes | anxiety | trolls | “Yesterdayyyyyy” | Jam Shed | haul | “I should go the Doctors” | comments off | Kylie | taste test | tat | Kylie | trolls | first sip of the day | “It’s my page” | Kylie | Disney shit | trolls | “D’je know worra mean | haul | Kylie | “Me mum” | did somebody say Just Eat| Kylie | trolls | “You’ll never guess what happened guyzzzzz”

just to add

medadswyfe
It’s fine, I’m fine, we’re fine
Misttaaaa Deeee
FIRST SIP OF THE DAY
I dunno, I dunno

 

[This Is Not An Ad]

I bet she has a special marker on her doctors records for being a time waster