Thissinglemama #100 She wouldn’t lie straight in bed, welcome to crowded buttholes 💯th thread

[DaisyLou23]

Lol
Little miss " I never eat breakfast but I've got a sore eye so I've treated myself " funny how her sickly voice has disappeared .Why is she giving Honry G vibes??

Oh and who called Harpers room getting a " reset "? Why is she decorating if she's moving ? Unless daddy's told her her hovel is such a shit tip ,she won't be able to sell it unless she spruces it up a bit ....

 

[PartTimeNoseyWitch]

Completely affected lol
Honestly ,they're like the Manson family. Charlis like a foul mouthed chav trying to sound hard ,Aimless is just a sap and Shirley is like a gangsters moll !

I love how the comments say things like people on Tattle have no jobs . Whatever helps them sleep at night I guess. I would rather be a Tattler who sees through the bullshit of SOME of the monstrosities on that app than a thick as pigshit moron who tries to climb up the ass of scruffbags from Blackpool and Birkdale. Charlie has a pretty low level job so not sure why they try to act better than anyone else, she’s unskilled and uneducated selling shite on an app, far from inspirational you bellend huns

 

[Faith61]

I know it's been said already, but where were the friends when she was sat in the garden crying with the breeze blocks, or when she was sitting in the empty bath, crying about the " nerve pain"?
Where were they when she was drop kicking the halloween tree around the house?. Where were they all the other times when she's set up the ring light, crying and begging for attention, after D1 and 2 dumped her, or when she had the mc?
Where have they been every weekend since halloween 2022, when she last showed she has friends?
Which ever way you look at it, she's messed up in the head

 

[ZedsDead]

Oh, another Barbie top. To go with all the other Barbie tops she bought months ago which have never seen the light of day since being worn once.
Roasted a whole chicken to make two rolls yesterday but really fancies chilli and buys the big 750g packet of mince to make it for one adult and one child? She is such a wasteful arsehole.

 

[Seeing_the_light]

Im diagnosis bingo I’m going to say she has Blepharitis. Let’s see if the Dr agrees.

That's not how you spell bullshit

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

She has really infuriated me today , she goes to the same surgery as me and you have to ring dead on 8am to even get in the queue for an appointment and even then you're not guaranteed to get one , there is another surgery you can go to but they only do evening and weekend appointments and you have to ring your own surgery first and ask for a 7 day gp service so god knows how she managed to get one same day and at that time , and for her to say she's never heard of this other surgery is absolute bull , she'd have to drive past it to take Harper to school, it's almost impossible to get an appointment so what makes her so damn special

Cos people with munchausens know all the correct terminology and phrases to use to make a stye sound like her eyeball is on the verge of needing amputation.

 

[mumz]

God she has it so hard doesn’t she! I’ve felt so depressed and suicidal all week and I’ve just carried on lol

I can’t read this and run
Please go talk to someone if you are feeling low xx or let it all out in here xx

 

[Foxycoxy]

Which of her huns has said you don’t say hammy Sammy anymore and you don’t say frubelicious any more. Pick yourself up and get in the bin. She don’t need encouraging

 

[Celeb219]

Hang on hang on hang on

tonight’s DUD she says the reason she did the veg in the bag and then put it into a pot to add the butter is because she doesn’t like the sound of cutlery on bowls/plates….but can stir her morning coffee into next week??? And she spoons the fucking veg out of the pot

is this another quirk she has come up with?? Like the cheese aversion?

 

[Jelly_b]

Her sisters on live classy as ever swearing her head off and saying “my dads a policeman and the trolls can get arrested”

 

[Loz18ed]

I am a few pages behind but Wendy just popped up on my fyp again and I had to comment. Her with her hand on her brothers leg throughout the majority of the video also them calling short people umpa lunpas. Such crass behaviour, obviously had a few wines. Bit of Sunday hotpot and a side of incest

 

[bunny326]

Cats are naturally very clean animals…..if one of them peed in the washing basket the litter trays must be boggin

 

[MrsRobo]

Of course she will post the video of the chilli recipe she’s already bloody recorded it!!! Why’s she asking if people want to see it! God she’s so predictable!!! I actually can’t stand her!! She’s a Conniving little bitch!

Cook mince, open a chilli packet Job's done, it's not like she's got an amazing homemade recipe to share

 

[Bec3007]

Those ‘friends’ have shown up for a free takeaway and a free drink that’s it!

 

[Flowerpotts]

That monstrosity is £165 !!!! Relatable Single Mama eh and definitely with the very worst taste in everything!!!!

 

[Loz18ed]

Her super infected eye cyst looks absolutely fine today eh

Because it was a sty and they generally clear up in a few days like everyone told her. But noooo she had to visit the doctor and fake being given antibiotics when actually she was told to go away and bathe it. If she had antibiotics we would have seen them by now or she would have not shut up about being on them

 

[Sketch]

She is seriously bottom of the barrel thick. Has a Dr app at a different surgery & thinks it maybe as he is an eye specialist. FFS she really is Munchausen monster. Fake eye lashes apparently caused the issue due to the glue. You just couldn't make it up.

 

[witchtwiccan71]

Liar liar, your house is dire, time to move house, look another dead mouse.

Thread suggestion, I’m so crap at this no wonder I’ve never got one. Might write down a few

 

[witchtwiccan71]

I can smell aimless in those satinesque pjs, I bet she has to crack the crotch to get them off.
Her, her sister and mother I swear are inbred.
This is my father, he’s also my brother, and that’s my aunt.

 

[witchtwiccan71]

Quasicrowder get back to your cathedral, Harperelda wants a picky tea.