The Slackers are off to a well deserved Halloween vacation to the Fort Wilderness Campgrounds and Cabins.
When they booked this they got an email that said no trick or treating....To which Tim asks "Does that mean there is trick or treating?"
They already complain about there being a lot of people there.
They brought candy but they ate a bunch of it because they got an email that said no Trick or Treating.
The first positive thing Jenn says is that "The weather is good"
This has all been staged because the TV is already on when they get into the cabin.
Jenn's first reaction "It smells very much like wood"
Long time Disney "fan" Jenn thinks the Campgrounds are DVC.
Tim opening the shower curtain scared Jack$on....
Jenn is excited to use the giant pump bottles of the shampoo/conditioner/bodywash.
Jenn is excited because "It's all new to her"
Jenn with the thoughts "I don't know how fun this would be to stay with your family in one bedroom".....does she not realize most hotel rooms are only 1 bedroom, and not 3 like that massive Cooper Creek Cabin they stayed in.
Jenn complains that you can hear outside noises from inside the cabin...
Jenn has no idea on the transportation options they offer at F&W
Tim for some reason thinks eating BBQ makes you poop a lot because there are 2 TP holders.
This is so painful trying to hear Tim explain his awful joke.
It's chilly so they bundle Jack$on up as if it' 40 degrees....
Jenn is upset she didn't bring pants.
Tim complains about how expensive the inflatables are....
Jenn read somewhere but she's not sure that they are continuing with the construction on the new DVC resort where River Country is.
Tim complains that because Jack$on is tired they cannot eat their dinner out near the water and they have to take it back to the cabin.
Tim complains about mobile ordering and how it takes too long.
I don't understand how Tim says something "looks good" just by reading a menu description.....
Jenn thinks Hoop Dee Doo was a buffet....She also had no idea that Hoop Dee Doo was the longest running dinner show in America.
Tim and Jenn got lost trying to find their cabin.....It took them 30 minutes of driving around in their golf cart.
Jenn complains about "little kids" driving golf carts...but it's alright for her to drive the golf cart like a mad woman with Jackson in the car seat not strapped in at all.
Jenn complains that this resort is a lot bigger than it seems.
Tim isn't happy with his dinner order at all. He's upset because Jenn got a ton of food for $15 and Tim only got a sammich for $12.
Let's use some archival footage of Jenn eating ribs.
Jenn says the beans are too sweet so she adds BBQ sauce to the beans because????
Tim also likes the glasses they give you in the cabin are Mason Jars.
Jenn who polished off half a rack of ribs is now eating some Strawberry Shortcake because she needs sustenance.
Their time to help is to remind people to go out and vote.