TheSocialMama.xo #25 Rimimber Rimimber when she dressed like GoldMimber!

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I've just done a very quick tot up of our essential outgoings not including food shop or socialising and it's just short of £2300.We both work ft in professional jobs. We only have 2 at home now and one works PT and at uni so doesn't cost us too much as he is rarely here. Cupboard bleep must clear at the very least £4k pcm to live like they do. I know a family with 3 kids where only 1 parent works, he has a good wage but they are still very frugal, wouldn't dream of eating out, all the coffees, nail appointments etc. I honestly have no idea how this lifestyle is being funded. I wish I did!
Man is never home and when he is home he is on stand by, I can see why he takes his annual leave when the kids are off so that he can actually see them otherwise when their in school he would be getting dragged to silverburn he didn’t seem best pleased about, I wonder if it’s abroad they are going? She said about managed to get Kyle stuff what would he need exactly if it was a caravan trip? We are a little under that but still seen the price and cost of things over past year, we usually go a few holidays a year but this year it’s one, man could earn 4k but why would you want to work he does for your wife? When she can’t even do simple of things organise dinner, keep on top of washing, tidy up, man had to ask her to put a wash on??? Like wtf. I’m not sexiest but a man asking his wife to put a wash on, how embarrassing.
 
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For him to be clearing £4k a month, he would need to be earning about £75k a year & that’s taking into account no contributions like a pension.
I just don’t buy that he is on a wage like that.
 
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Her latest reel with Callie makes me cringe. The people in the comments saying how amazing it is need a reality check.

Still no sign of callie going to drama lessons so I take it she never got gifted any
Why in the name of the wee man has she tagged Kris Jenner? She must be smoking crack to be this fucked up
 
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For him to be clearing £4k a month, he would need to be earning about £75k a year & that’s taking into account no contributions like a pension.
I just don’t buy that he is on a wage like that.
Without blowing my cover, for those who haven’t been in her threads for a long time, my OH does the same job for the same company as the sad looking wee ballsack that is Kyle.
My OH has more years of service than cupboard bleep but I can assure you they’re not making that a month, not even close
 
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Without blowing my cover, for those who haven’t been in her threads for a long time, my OH does the same job for the same company as the sad looking wee ballsack that is Kyle.
My OH has more years of service than cupboard bleep but I can assure you they’re not making that a month, not even close
What is it Kyle does? Could the never ending over time and on call make up for it 🙈
 
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Why in the name of the wee man has she tagged Kris Jenner? She must be smoking crack to be this fucked up
I didnt even realise she had tagged Kris Jenner. It's embarrassing. What does she think will happen? Kris will take time out of her busy life to say how amazing Callie is and invite her to America and Callie will be 'discovered'. Or that Kris Jenner will send her free biscoff for life. Wow I'm embarrassed for her😂
 
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Without blowing my cover, for those who haven’t been in her threads for a long time, my OH does the same job for the same company as the sad looking wee ballsack that is Kyle.
My OH has more years of service than cupboard bleep but I can assure you they’re not making that a month, not even close
I know you can’t say too much but does your OH like Kyle?
 
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“What did you do on your day off work mate?”
“Sat in Tim Hortons with the wife so she could film a “day in the life” for her instagram”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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I’ve heard on good authority that there has in fact been a fall out with the in laws.
No details, but apparently even cupboard bleep isn’t speaking to his family and that skip with eyelashes has been to blame ☕

That’s all I know, so tepid tea at best!
 
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Another wee dig at Kyle’s family with the quote post she shared on her stories!
 
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Honestly that video with her Co-ord 3 ways - she seriously is a like a 50 year old scheme maw trying to be trendy 🙈
 
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So are we taking bet on she has been gifted a stay at Auchrannie resort over in Arran her favourite place ever that she always goes to and then took the huff when everyone went without her. There are going to be no staycation places left for any of us to go as I certainly won't be giving places she goes to my money. And the dog at Kyle's family, I think she forgets she would have had to rent a house if it wasn't for them or would still be in her house that she sold. She's an absolute joke of a woman! And for Kyle to follow suit and not be talking to them because of her is disgusting too. If I was him I would be getting her told straight!
 
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So are we taking bet on she has been gifted a stay at Auchrannie resort over in Arran her favourite place ever that she always goes to and then took the huff when everyone went without her. There are going to be no staycation places left for any of us to go as I certainly won't be giving places she goes to my money. And the dog at Kyle's family, I think she forgets she would have had to rent a house if it wasn't for them or would still be in her house that she sold. She's an absolute joke of a woman! And for Kyle to follow suit and not be talking to them because of her is disgusting too. If I was him I would be getting her told straight!
I’ve 5 rooms booked at Auchrannie for summer for a special birthday weekend and if they have gifted her a room for the week I am 100% going to cancel my bookings.
 
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I’ve 5 rooms booked at Auchrannie for summer for a special birthday weekend and if they have gifted her a room for the week I am 100% going to cancel my bookings.
I categorically do not go anywhere that gifts “influencers” anything now. I am that stubborn haha. Absolutely LIVE for the companies who call the sad influencers out who openly beg them for freebies in return for a post… like yeh a post won’t pay my bills 🤣 I mean I do also understand how influencers can create business for some companies… but sweaty mama isn’t influencing me to do ANYTHING!
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These scrubs 😭 If I put on a hi vis jacket and a hat it doesn’t make me a policewoman… How can she genuinely show people how to inject poison in to faces when she has NO medical training whatsoever?? Actually baffled. To be fair though I don’t have sympathy for anyone who’s face gets fucked if they are choosing to go to someone with no medical training. It’s just asking for disaster. Plenty of medically trained professionals out there…
 

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I’ve 5 rooms booked at Auchrannie for summer for a special birthday weekend and if they have gifted her a room for the week I am 100% going to cancel my bookings.
Please tell them exactly the reason why. I never did get a reply from Crieff Hydro when I contacted them about her #gifted stay 🙄🙄
 
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Please tell them exactly the reason why. I never did get a reply from Crieff Hydro when I contacted them about her #gifted stay 🙄🙄
Crieff are probably mortified - I think these companies reach out to advertising companies and the companies find the influencers. I bet they wouldn’t invite Social Maw back again and don’t think they put her reel on their insta page cos not sure Kyall & his trackies, Social Maw with her bags for life & 4 weans straight out a Charles Dickens film was their vibe 😏
 
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So are we taking bet on she has been gifted a stay at Auchrannie resort over in Arran her favourite place ever that she always goes to and then took the huff when everyone went without her. There are going to be no staycation places left for any of us to go as I certainly won't be giving places she goes to my money. And the dog at Kyle's family, I think she forgets she would have had to rent a house if it wasn't for them or would still be in her house that she sold. She's an absolute joke of a woman! And for Kyle to follow suit and not be talking to them because of her is disgusting too. If I was him I would be getting her told straight!
Auchrannie is really struggling the now for tourism it has dropped because of the issue with ferries. We have stayed a few times it’s lovely but they always send discounts and offers to me in email trying to get people to go, it’s not on the brink of closing but if she has been gifted I can see why because they will be trying to bring visitor stays up.
 
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