thesocialmama.xo #19 Finally living in Onthank Castle, still not parenting that’s too much hassle

[TalkOfTheGram]

She's always after the next high and its painful to watch. She couldn't slowly do up the hous3 she was in because she wanted the big house that was in her eyes instantly Instagram worth. She wanted the puppies and surprise surprise Ruby just happened to have puppies ASAP, and then her with the baby. It'll be the car once the baby high has ended and then oh Ruby is so lonely because all my attention is going on the kiddies now there's 4 of them, so we've got her a little friend... #WhereDidTeddyGo
The thing is though she does all these things on such an impulse and then somehow for the most part comes up smelling of roses. Oh we've just moved out our perfectly fine house before Christmas and into my MIL'S and ended up with everyone looking after her kids while she had fucking friends over . Then moves to her mums and does the same. Doesn't work and still gets her 'dream house' etc. While it's not a life I'd want to live, she is perfectly happy doing fuck all and being invited to every cake shop opening in a 25 mile radius.

 

[oneofthefifteen]

WELL within budget… you’re not even on the mortgage and there are plenty houses going for £300,000 in Newton Mearns that are more than suitable if she wasn’t a lazy demanding slob who has no get up and go in her to consider not only accepting walk in condition - I mean even that took her a month to move into! But you keep telling yourself moving to the scheme was better than Newton Mearns and you’re happier

Also relocate… she’s moved 30 minutes away, hardly relocating!

 

[xoNosy]

Whoever thought we would be saying thank god they’ve got big ang

Big Ange is the real MVP here
unpopular opinion - she really has squared herself up hasn’t she (fashion choices aside )

 

[Amanda90]

She is already dreaming of pregnancy no 5. I’d put money on her having a “surprise” within a year.

 

[okthen22]

Jesus Christ on bike…did not need to see her big saggy melons on a Friday night that’s not even remotely classy in the slightest

 

[Clementine]

What?! Sitting on the sofa watching Home Alone and posing for a picture hasn’t fixed things?! Shocking.

At least she’s got logs she likes, eh?

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Mrs organised with her high standards missing poor wee Jackson’s Carol concert. Obviously she didn’t miss Callie’s nativity last week though.

Honestly breaks my heart thinking of that poor wee boy getting papped out the door 2 days in a row distressed with her shouting and swearing at him - and the hes stood singing at a new school looking for the one familiar face of his mum who hasn’t bothered to turn up because she’s away to the shops again. She honestly lets this little boy down in every way it is so sad.

Oh don’t, I could actually greet thinking about this. Poor wee soul
No doubt Aimless will be like Oh My Goooonessssss I can’t believe that, oh well there will be other concerts he will be in!

 

[BespokeBiatch]

I'm wondering if she's actually found out the gender and it's a boy and that's why she's so fucking miserable day in day out

I think this too!! Makes so much sense how she’s already longing for a 5th too.

 

[shhh2468]

Oh my gooness that maternity shoot fucking morto for her, if she actually was a big gammon she’d fucking eat herself. There’s no way she doesn’t know what she’s having with that pink dress!

She doesn’t like beige remember, even though she hs bought a beige house

 

[just.here.for.the.tea]

I really hope big Ange doesn’t throw her a surprise baby shower. I don’t like her but Aimee’s made a mug out of her recently and she doesn’t deserve the time, effort or money from Ddog when she’d 100% never give it back in return

 

[Tricia Doll]

Does she think that kitchen is special? It's bog standard issue boring new build shite. Absolutely nothing about that house is interesting.

 

[lightonalways]

The mcds x2 is really gona help with iron and sleeping issues lol

 

[Chatterbox2412]

She is a fat, lazy, slob who cannot parent the 3 kids she has never mind adding a 4th into the mix! She is so used to having everyone run about after her and her kids and now she’s moved miles away and has to do it all herself so she’s lost the plot with her kids cos she is disorganised and can’t manage. She is a disgrace but actually so is Kyle and the rest of her family for not telling her to get the phone down, her out her bed and start acting like a proper mother to 3 kids who have had their whole lives turned upside down!

 

[SoVeryKindlyGifted]

She'll never be happy with what she's got, always wanting bigger and better in her eyes. Bigger house, more kids, new car...I am a proud one and done mum through choice, wanting to give my child the best life I can. She needs to put her effort and attention into the children she already has but she's already wishing for child number 5. I wouldn't want her life at all. She's a very sad lonely woman.

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

So ive decided I'm calling bullshit on the acupuncture. Before moving I was under the care at the same hospital Aimee is now at, ended up with crutches, a belt, a physio sheet posted out due to covid regulations, and also had a toddler to look after on my own 24/7, anemic, gestational diabetes and not once was acupuncture even so much as mentioned. I was pretty much never out of the hospital/scans/appointments and most certainly couldn't have trotted off for a day out in search of bean bags in amongst her daily travels for her nails and lashes.
She's probably booked it privately but had figured she would get more sympathy if she says her midwife booked her in ASAP for it, probably also what she's telling Ka$H, I mean Kyle, since he'll be the one paying for it.
Funny how she will come on her stories in tears about shouting at her kids and feeling guilty. But can squeeze out a tear for some pelvic pain, which you know she's just having so much trouble with. She just didn't seem genuine in those stories talking about it.

Who says they've just been sick then 4 hours later has a hot chocolate with a mountain of cream before bed after also complaining about not sleeping and blaming the mattress

 

[Lucas2018]

That new post of her bump, people are commenting they can’t wait to see Callie’s face when she meets the new baby. Erm, there’s 2 other children about to be big siblings again! Cause she shows favouritism so much with Callie it’s like others forget she has the 2 boys as well!

 

[Trefl]

Ooh wee dig there? Hi Ange.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

That lassie is 100% not well. Her family NEED to intervene ASAP although how her midwife hasn’t mentioned it to her is beyond me.

 

[Clementine]

So basically, despite deleting last nights stories because she didn’t want to trigger anyone, she’s just doubled down today?! She went all round the houses to say not a lot but me me me me, my feelings, me me me me, my space.

She’s a bloody article, so she is. Instagram has really given these rockets a warped idea of what it is to be a human today.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Well. That was disturbing.

I had to force myself to watch it all cos that wean makes me recoil in horror after a few seconds at the best of times. The full on dramatised mental breakdown of her mother as comedy? Wtf? Aimee cackling in the background.

Poor wee Kaiden. Hope it was decaf. Last thing he needs is less sleep.

Aimee, if you’re so tired from pregnancy, how’s about you rethink your priorities? Nights out, days out, socialising, shopping, and beauty appointments could be scaled back so you have time and energy to look after your home and kids, and actually turn up to their wee shows? Nobody has sympathy with your laziness when you ALWAYS find time for indulging yourself.