thesocialmama.xo #19 Finally living in Onthank Castle, still not parenting that’s too much hassle

[PeterPanFan]

I was literally about to say this! 1 session and she’s out looking for weights to buy I can’t wait to see the state of her once she’s had this baby! I’ll bet she’ll be regretting all the shite she’s ate her pregnancy! She’s a fat gluttonous pig. There is nothing relatable about her at all. She constantly contradicts herself! Wants baby no 5 but moans she’s not got a kid free night? Goes on about having not energy but then stuffs her face with a McDonald’s order enough for 2 people! I want to unfollow her but I just can’t wait to see this car crash unfold next month!

I'll probably resubscribe to watch the car crash

 

[snoopyxo]

How much was the house up for sale for? Just saw it went for £311,500… crazy prices to be paying to be living in the actual scheme!!

So tempted to pay the £3 but don’t want to use my actual email address and bank details

Will this show whose name the house is in? I’m tempted

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Triggers me everytime Aimee says "our estate", it's a flung up 2nd hand new built, which I only say because she annoys me so much . But the estate this the estate that chat has got on my nerves ever since I started watching her during lockdown. It's It's trying to be so posh about it. Just say our street like everyone else!
Isn't this the same woman who just last week or the week before says she's not one for naps... no wonder she's fuckong knackered everyday. Staying up till after 11 ordering things for the house she'll no doubt use for a few pics and then return.
How Kyle hasn't reached breaking point I'll never know. She is absolutely useless and I've never seen a parent so openly neglect and fail to meet their children's needs on a daily basis and show it to the world.
Wee tip for you Aimee, maybe stop spending your day making reels and actually prep dinner, take the dog a walk, tidy up. Anything but fannying about on your phone and having naps.

An estate to me is a few houses on a Private road. Is estate a posh version of a scheme?

 

[Trefl]

Wonder if she will have a baby shower??

 

[shhh2468]

That's nowhere near enough money to support a family of 6 with a huge mortgage!? What the hell are they doing to be able to sustain all this?

she will be getting benefits. Child benefits, PIP and carer allowance, then her “work” funds.

 

[SoVeryKindlyGifted]

Does she not get her hair and nails #gifted

I think she does but never declares it

 

[shhh2468]

She never has. She harks back to lockdown being the peak of her content creation, but she did very little than other than moan, sleep in, and let the kids watch endless tv.

She got lots of shares and follows a couple of years ago by teaming up with similar accounts, with the promise of content popular with those accounts. She punted herself as being about real life, parenting, lifestyle, bopo, but her only content is talking to the camera stories, usually whinging, shopping, eating, fat pics, socialising without her kids, hair/tan/nail/brow/lash appts, and freebies. What content has she EVER made that was genuinely entertaining, or informative in any way?

i do not know she has 30k followers (bought obv) with beibn this poor at content creation.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Looks like they made £66k on their last house. So maybe that plus Kyles wages for the year of saving and any equity along with donation from the inlaws has helped either way though, they are screwed when shaimiee decides that she wants to move back to East ren quickly!

Yep a brilliant profit but they had to repay

Credit card debts (wedding, honeymoon, shopping)
Help to buy loan on purchase of that house
Car loan
Stamp duty

So easily at least half of it gone on those things. 6 months of no mortgage though, £30k saved? Which takes it back to £60k cash to cover the bonkers price they paid.

 

[Glesgagal93]

A mother of three who has time for daytime naps with only four days till Christmas? Could only be Aimee! I've had to take time off work, I've just spend the last five hours present wrapping, I've got shit loads to do, food stuff to get organised, house to get in shape for the weekend etc. And I'm only having a few family members over! I have not heard her mention what they're doing for Christmas, are they hosting or going to someone else's? Given how little she seems to do in the week before Christmas, they must be going elsewhere.

She mentioned the other day they are hosting I'm sure, I can't imagine she'd be cooking getting everything all ready etc she still be in her pit by lunchtime, hubby might be able to coax her downstairs with all the puddings in the fridge mind you

 

[SoVeryKindlyGifted]

If I was him, I'd get the local farmer to castrate me.

Big Ang will be adding this to her list of treatments soon

 

[infertilityandanonymity]

On the beg for an Emma mattress I see

Not ideal for people who don’t change their sheets, thoose mattresses make you SWEAT. Especially with post partum night sweats. Emma will reject the 100 night trial after she’s fed up with the maintenance of washing bedding more than once a week

 

[Doohla]

AD, and then wee chatty mum

Who is wee chatty mum? Want to go for a nose

 

[soupmodel]

Who needs to deep clean a house that’s only been lived in for two weeks  dirty bastards

Just a way to ignore her kids when she's with them

 

[shhh2468]

The only thing she does routinely is talk utter shite.

Forgot everything the boys do, and constantly back peddle on her lies

 

[heythere!]

I’m still not convinced they actually own the house! A million percent if they did own it, she would be making reels signing papers, she photographs the nail shop outside all the time so she’s be doing that with the estate agents, she’d no doubt be balancing the wee gift box/bag they give you getting your keys on her bump in her underwear for likes. Still believe it’s the in-laws that have bought this for them and they are only renting it off them or paying half the mortgage!

I agree. It’ll be in Kyles parents name!

 

[shhh2468]

No posts today from her, strange.

 

[BespokeBiatch]

I thought her and Denise wright didn’t follow each other anymore but she shared her preg announcement

I checked when I noticed she shared Denise’s video, Denise doesn’t follow her but she follows Denise still.

 

[SoVeryKindlyGifted]

It has to be said, for someone who claims to run a home/kids/lifestyle account, she's really falling short. Any influencer worth their salt would have been bursting with content recently; pregnancy, new home, new school, Christmas etc etc but she is just SO bloody lazy! She wants the insta hun life but is absolutely not prepared to put the effort in. Who on earth is following her sincerely?

She's not posted anything on the home account since the start of December.....

 

[Ronniedazzler]

I think she’ll bottle feed because “the kiddies really wanted to help out”

I read this in her voice...

 

[just.here.for.the.tea]

Why does this arsehole refer to herself as wee preggo cringe!!

It makes me cringe inside out when I read that she’s referred to herself as that again 🫠