Thesocialmama.xo #17 WRT her boys it’s cruel to be kind, but she’ll bend over backwards for wee Megamind

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This will have been building for months.

The in laws growing awareness of her being a lazy lump, taking advantage of their house, palming off the kids and housework, bringing in a litter of pups and transatlantic pals, spending loads on completely disposable stuff while Kyle works 60 hour weeks.

Her semi moving to her mums in acknowledgement of the imposition, but them still getting a ringside seat for the shlshow cos she broadcasts all her hair, nails, PT, filler, lashes, brows, tan, coffees, pancakes, toasties, napping, shopping, socialising, moaning, over indulging and under parenting online.

Imagine their growing bewilderment at her inability to do the basic maths that the rest of the country has done over the cost of living crisis, as she buys vile matching clothes for everyone to be forced into, in a bizarre effort to punch into the super grey chrome crushed velvet quartz worktop Instagram league, with the bonkers plan that it will lead to free pram, baby equipment, and a house full of new stuff.

Realising she still makes no effort with her kids or her ‘content,’ unless you count panic attacks and needing desperately helped out as she delivers utter garbage a fortnight too late.

And once they were trapped in a resort with her, where she managed yet again to hide herself away from parenting, I suspect they finally got drunk and fed up and told her what they thought.

There is every possibility that the chain has collapsed or their mortgage provider did final checks and realised their loan to value was absurd, or they forgot about stamp duty, or their rate was hiked, or that their affordability checks needed to be reviewed, and realised they had not budgeted for current energy costs, and that their bank statement betrayed profligate spending on crap. And she’s in it now, she’s got to fill this house, she she’s got to keep grifting so she can manifest the lifestyle she’s not smart enough to work for.

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Look at her desperately trying to interact with the comments on that Reading Eggs #ad. SO cringey. It's 8am, she's got 3 kids to get to school and she's replying absolute mince on Instagram. 84 likes from a 30k follower account 🤔
 
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We’re in the middle of remortgaging as our fixed rate is up in December and it’s been a total pain in the arse. The banks keep changing their rates so we’ve had about 4 new offers before we actually managed to get one signed and that’s for a couple who have remained on the housing ladder and earn decent wages.
Even now our financial advisor is asking me for updated pay slips (we started this in August!)
So it wouldn’t surprise me if all the further checks on availability etc is hindering their sign off. I’ll be flabbergasted if she’s got those keys on Tuesday!
 
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Yeah I can't see her getting the keys on Tuesday. It's been a while since we took out a mortgage and we're on a 5 year fixed that's up in February and I'm already panicking about the stress of it all given recent problems with the mortgage market. I'd be amazed if she even educated herself on financial issues, she just stamps her feet, greets and gets whatever she wants. She'll be oblivious about products being pulled left right and centre. Kyle must have really needed that holiday and she ruined it by the looks of things. What a bleep.
 
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Either her heartburn isn't that bad so she is okay to stop taking her medication or she is that fucked up she'd rather let herself suffer so she can do duck all and not take the medication.

I really really want to know what's happened on holiday. The airport crying is sooo attention seeking. If that was me my MIL (to be lol) would have taken me to the toilet or a quiet area to chat/make sure I was ok.
 
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Granted, it’s only me and my wee girl at home and I’m a fully functioning adult, but what’s the big deal about doing your washing? Why’s that such a chore?! Organise/sort the colours etc, bang it in the washing machine and then hang it up/tumble dry it. I’m genuinely perplexed at why this seems to be akin to doing life saving surgery for these social media looneys.
 
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Granted, it’s only me and my wee girl at home and I’m a fully functioning adult, but what’s the big deal about doing your washing? Why’s that such a chore?! Organise/sort the colours etc, bang it in the washing machine and then hang it up/tumble dry it. I’m genuinely perplexed at why this seems to be akin to doing life saving surgery for these social media looneys.
Exactly, and it's holiday washing, she's not gona need those clothes straight away so why does the world need to stop for her to manage it?!
 
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Exactly, and it's holiday washing, she's not gona need those clothes straight away so why does the world need to stop for her to manage it?!
But she should be doing that holiday washing straight away cos unlike most of us, she has absolutely NOTHING else to do with her time.
 
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We went long haul transatlantic this year, landed back in GLA after a 10 hour flight at 6am and I chucked the first load in my machine by 8am, the whole lot, 5 loads was washed, hung or dried by dinner time. I started a 6am shift the next morning, rattling with jetlag. I feel absolutely zero need to tell the internet about this because it's bleeping life and it's bleeping boring and and and... Honest to god why does a grown ass woman need to tell the world she's having scrambled eggs?
 
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I am utterly confused as to why she didn’t put anything in storage?
beds, sofas, tables etc? I can’t understand the logic in being so wasteful and fully starting again
 
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Got an insta hun house but biscoff belly doesn't even own a tele!
Not even a bed will need to sleep in the shed!
 
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Do you think she sold everything to make some quick cash and didn’t think if the long game? I mean I get wanting new things when you get a new house but nobody gets rid of everything (unless they are loaded)
I just seen Billie Faires has moved to her new mansion and she took beds/furniture etc! If anything, you need to wait weeks on stuff being delivered so Aimless will probably just lie in bed at her mums for weeks after she gets the keys, until she has stuff delivered. Also, instead of a Ninja Grill being the top of your priority, it should be the fact your kids are all moving to a new school in a new area.
She not only has to furnish a new home, she has to buy all new stuff for her baby & when I got my pram a few years ago I had to wait about 8 weeks for it.
 
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I am utterly confused as to why she didn’t put anything in storage?
beds, sofas, tables etc? I can’t understand the logic in being so wasteful and fully starting again
Cos she wanted it all to be insta hun style beige and matchy matchy, so she chucked out all their stuff that didn’t fit that vibe.

Hasn’t bought any more cos they can’t afford it and prefer to get it all #gifted.

Blows my mind that anybody would do this. Imagine moving house and not having beds or sofas or desks or a kettle cos your waiting on freebies?
 
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