Theonlygirlinthehouse #4 The only colourful thing in her beige life is her boys colourful language.
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Yeah, she normally looks like an Amish person who's off to fix her scythe.
Good to see all the answers in ask Bruno Xmas edition are reasonably priced and relatable as ever! 
she lives on a different planet I swear!!
she lives on a different planet I swear!!
Now this I wouldn’t want to bump into on a dark evening
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Why is everything always someone else’s fault? Of COURSE his tutor has lost his project
The Ask Bruno stories - ÂŁ95 for a dressing gown?! Am I missing something here? And Ralph Lauren joggers for a growing teen? I must be even more tight than I realised because that is crazy.
What age is Bruno? Do kids really know the brand and edition names of things? Off the top of their heads?
What a braggy set of stories asking Bruno
With a couple affiliate links thrown in and a dig at the ex husband too. Yeah, many teens are aware of the aspirational brands and editions but her kids own and wear these brands. Neither of them have a part time job and I doubt H’s weekly car parking gig at the car boot in the summer runs to Ralph Lauren joggers, running his moped and driving lessons - all year round. Wonder if Russ’ boy enjoys the same level of privilege. Yes, my teens swear but not in reply to me - they have more respect. Yeah, yeah the tutor lost the project, of course he did!What a braggy set of stories asking Bruno
She really thinks she’s ’down with the kids’ - it’s so cringe.
Call me cynical, but I don't think Bruno answered those questions...it screams of Jess trying to sound like a cool teen!
Very convenient that she has so many affiliate links for his answers...
Very convenient that she has so many affiliate links for his answers...
Atleast spell it right if you want to make money off a link.
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These lot just try to find aff links for the most expensive places to maximise their cut
This is disgusting. I would not accept hearing comments like that from my kid(s) EVER. Laughing it off as “randy boy” behaviour. FFS Jess, teach them to respect women.
I know boys banter and say gross things, but no boy will do it within earshot of me.
That's one of the biggest issues with the way she's bringing them up - their attitude towards her will be repeated in their attitudes towards girlfriends.
Let me tell you one thing, but if I ever heard those words coming out of any of my male relatives - they'd know about it. That's disgusting.
So gross
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It looks awful, she’s ruined it! She looks so much better darker.
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I guarantee I have never and will never hear anything remotely like that from my teenage boys. So far from them it’s unreal. How can she just laugh it off?
Could you even be arsed thinking about half an inch of hair
Does anyone think there’s trouble in paradise for Jess & Russ? Hes not been seen or mentioned in awhile she’s looking rather exhausted with those big eye bags and she’s referencing her ex bf wearing a specific aftershave. I could be completely wrong here as Im not a regular follower