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I am pretty sure she plucks figures out the air, remember when there was some article about how Much she spent on the interiors of her house!? It’s full of absolute rubbish from B&M and home bargains: dream on
 
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I am pretty sure she plucks figures out the air, remember when there was some article about how Much she spent on the interiors of her house!? It’s full of absolute rubbish from B&M and home bargains: dream on
I read that article, stood there with her balloons and all decked out in pink; even the dog 🙄 she’s an absolute car crash and don’t get me started on hubby without the 🍒

I think the £50,000 figure quoted included all the gifted items that she fleeced off companies, Gemma does not like putting her hand in her pocket; she likes it to be free. The only time she parts with her money is for holidays and even then she would probably try and negotiate a discount due to the size of her platform on IG with her bought followers 😂😆🤣
 
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I read that article, stood there with her balloons and all decked out in pink; even the dog 🙄 she’s an absolute car crash and don’t get me started on hubby without the 🍒

I think the £50,000 figure quoted included all the gifted items that she fleeced off companies, Gemma does not like putting her hand in her pocket; she likes it to be free. The only time she parts with her money is for holidays and even then she would probably try and negotiate a discount due to the size of her platform on IG with her bought followers 😂😆🤣
I guess with kitchen and bathrooms she could have just hit 50k but it’s so cheap looking
 
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I guess with kitchen and bathrooms she could have just hit 50k but it’s so cheap looking
That article was before the new kitchen refit, last year on one of her monotonous stories there was talk of a bathroom revamp but nothing yet. Everything in that home is cheap & tacky. Gemma spends a tidy amount of money on herself and never looks wow, quite the opposite as always looks thrown together, never looks clean even with the filter on.
 
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No words a £349.00 and that’s the offer price, hair removal machine.

Iv‘e never heard her mention hair removal before, she will literally accept anything that is thrown at her 🤬

I hope your keeping up to date accounts for HRMC, as presently we are talking 1000’s of pounds worth of begged/gifted/PR products.
 

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No words a £349.00 and that’s the offer price, hair removal machine.

Iv‘e never heard her mention hair removal before, she will literally accept anything that is thrown at her 🤬

I hope your keeping up to date accounts for HRMC, as presently we are talking 1000’s of pounds worth of begged/gifted/PR products.
It’s a lawn mower she needs to remove the hair off her face and body, hairy tits and hairy toes comes to mind, with a growler like a german Shepard eating gum
 
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So chubby hubby wants to lose some weight, but doesn’t want to put any effort into researching ingredients and prepping his own food 🙄 honestly these pair have to be the laziest nobodies I have ever known. Everything has to a quick fix with minimal effort from them.

Oh god help us, she has joined an agency; she will be even more insufferable 😩
 

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So chubby hubby wants to lose some weight, but doesn’t want to put any effort into researching ingredients and prepping his own food 🙄 honestly these pair have to be the laziest nobodies I have ever known. Everything has to a quick fix with minimal effort from them.

Oh god help us, she has joined an agency; she will be even more insufferable 😩
”take some of the pressures off me”
YOU ARE NOT bleeping FAMOUS !!!! You are a nobody, your house is a wreck, take your head out your arse.... what bleeping pressure do you have to post a photo of your tacky pink tit hole of a house on insta, sit down lady !!!
 
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I notice on her shoutouts she gave one to a wannabe markland home account 😂 of course you “ love” her page hun it’s got you written all over it you self absorbed bint- the cheapest pink tacky tit!!
 
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”take some of the pressures off me”
YOU ARE NOT bleeping FAMOUS !!!! You are a nobody, your house is a wreck, take your head out your arse.... what bleeping pressure do you have to post a photo of your tacky pink tit hole of a house on insta, sit down lady !!!
Another wannabe Kim Kardashian in the making, that’s what Gemma thinks 🤣😆😂

The only pressure she has is to make sure the labels on her tacky, cheap bottles are straight 😂😆 pretentious Pratt 🤣
 
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I notice on her shoutouts she gave one to a wannabe markland home account 😂 of course you “ love” her page hun it’s got you written all over it you self absorbed bint- the cheapest pink tacky tit!!
What a narcissistic nobody 😆 who now thinks she’s somebody.

Apparently she does like a bit of monochrome, even though every room in her house is pink 🙄
 
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Couldn’t find a thread for this one so apologies if one already exists.

Has anyone seen this home account? Carbon copy of Hinch (new build, lists, diamond pen, cleaning, dog) but instead of grey, everything is pink and rose gold. I wonder if the husband gets any say in the decor choices. Maybe he doesn’t care.

Also, there are lots of links in the ‘shop my home’ section on her website but no affiliated link declarations that I could see - do some instagramers just link out of the goodness of their hearts with no commission? The swipe ups on her stories don’t have affiliated tags either.

Also, she never smiles properly. Even in her wedding photo. Always looks a bit underwhelmed.
Did you see her bit in the daily mail braging about spending 50k on her pink home 🤣I dont think she smiles because she had really bad teeth, she went away abroad last year to get them fixed now she looks like Ross off friends when his smile glows in the dark 🤣
 
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Getting her knickers into a twist because the builders put back the garage start date, spoilt little prat. Then today getting all worked up and huffy because they didn’t arrive at 8.30am, then another strop regarding the placement of the bi-folds; cue story to engage followers.

How many gifted planners does this nobody need, oh yes; plenty as she now has a management team looking after business. Can you imagine being told that Gemma has now joined your team, cue massive strips and I know best attitude 🤬
 

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Why would you put the dogs ball in the rabbits cage!? I know she think she’s ‘socialised’ them but the rabbits old and they have weak hearts. That’s the rabbits safe space 🙄
 
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Why would you put the dogs ball in the rabbits cage!? I know she think she’s ‘socialised’ them but the rabbits old and they have weak hearts. That’s the rabbits safe space 🙄
Because she hasn’t a clue about animal behaviour, I am sure Sox is not good with other dogs; so they have to be careful. She is the gift that keeps on giving 🤬 for all the wrong reasons.
 
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As mentioned I had a boxer, she was perfect with our little dog, wouldn’t have trusted her anywhere near a rabbit. Not to mention chances are she’d have trodden on it and that would have been it.
Worst part it’s all for content
 
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