Cos she Prioritises it over other things I guess. Plus she doesn’t work and her kids are in childcare so there’s that lol
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I know! On the nursery run I look a mess some days when I haven’t had a chance to do my hair and make up but my kids look pristine so who cares
Same! Mine had their lovely new coats and leather shoes on today and I was in my sandals and no coat 
Hear me out, but when I used to see a mum at soft play or whatever with a full face of makeup, hair pristine and outfit straight out of a fashion magazine I actually judged them a bit. Because in order for me to look that immaculate, I'd have to ignore my small child for a good hour minimum. That's all I see when Anna posts these pics.. I wonder how long she's left them on their own downstairs while she's preening. I understand why some mums can't bear to be seen looking a 'mess' because they think people judge, but honestly nobody cares. Nobody looks twice at you. Unless you're off to your fashion editor job at Vogue nobody gives a tit. And she goes straight home and sits on her arse in front of the TV which makes it all even more ludicrous doesn't it?
I actually think the same about mums with pristine houses! Mine is only really tidy when I ignore my kids all day to clean.
But we have to remember that she doesn’t come on insta every day- I would say when she’s not on she’s a hot mess and only comes on when she’s made an effort. I’ve said it before, I get the feeling of body dysmorphia from her and her mum, all very strange that they have to be very posed and very so so??? But yes then I look at the girls and feel very sorry for them, esp violet as she will be getting to that age that other kids notice things and I know from when I was young that I got a hard time about how my mum dressed me. We had enough money but my mum just wasn’t bothered and hated shopping etc so I was a bit of a mismatched mess even though I would beg for nicer stuff. I think it’s made me a bit paranoid with my own child, no designer stuffers but defo clean and tidy.
Translation: I kept opening my DMs expecting to find a free pair of ugly boots
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It's cringeworthy. She'll end up getting pair too. Surely they can't have just vanished, I think it's BS to be honest - wants a new pair.
Yes I was about to say… if they are always there then where are they?
The begging is so embarrassing it’s why she’s not done a story with her face begging for some. It’s too cringe even for her
she's broadcasted that's it's her birthday tomorrow so she'll probably come up trumps.
I’m thinking the new thread title needs to be something about insuring the gap where her boots once were?
Thread suggestion The Long Mum #2 Living the champagne lifestyle on the UC - just don't sus me!
I tried to incorporate boots and GI but couldn't think of any good rhymes!
Every winter she goes on about those boots. I think they’re dead ugly 
Bit of casual nail posing with a glass dildo today. Clearly has a large budget for sex toys
Bit of casual nail posing with a glass dildo today. Clearly has a large budget for sex toys
Gap insurance for a free car, gap in the cupboard let’s cry in despair, whilst shamelessly tagging to get a free pair!
She’s really putting the work in to blag that free pair of boots isn’t she??
Yeah me neither! I was hoping someone else would be able to come up with something!
The most work she's ever done in her life
How is she pleading poverty every 5 minutes yet has £200 to replace those hideous boots !?
baffling
baffling
More money than sense