The way she shoehorns "Simon" into her posts is so cringe.
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So cringe- she’s like a 12 year old child! Also hasn’t she learned? The minute she said ent public with the last
That green hoodie she's wearing is from Pangaia and costs £117, I know because we bought my sister one for her birthday and nearly died at the price 
yes I know she could have bought it off depop or something but again, way to be the relatable mummy influencer!
yes I know she could have bought it off depop or something but again, way to be the relatable mummy influencer!
She’s like “look, look, LOOK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LOOOOK!!!” 
You’re being sarcastic BUT she really isShe’s like “look, look, LOOK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LOOOOK!!!”
she is desperate for the ex and the mum and whoever else to know and she doesn’t realise it makes her look like a knob! I’ve been split from my ex for 18 months and seeing someone for about 3 months- you will be lucky if I tell anyone in about 3 years I’m in a relationship, because nobody cares and also I’m not exactly wanting to shout out to the world, look at me I’m in another relationship which might not even work? By having 2/3 relationships she just looks like a moron that keeps bleeping up relationships- who’s the common denominator- she is!She’s just a train wreck at this point. I’m waiting for the boyfriend to duck her off which will be in the next month or so I reckonYou’re being sarcastic BUT she really is
So she’s working with a car company and her fee is a new car!
Wonder if she’ll declare it and pay the tax
Fair enough, she’s being transparent about her fee for work… hopefully she’s as transparent with HMRC… but yeah at least she’s being upfront about it.
I'm curious to see how this ad campaign will play out. Sounds like a big (possibly global) company and her ads are always amateurish and clunky. I know I'm biased anyway coz I think she's a head but this will be very interesting. (Also obviously I'm pissed off that she's getting a new car but I guess if you're playing devil's advocate then at least it's something 'useful' that she and the kids can actually use. Still pissed off though )
)Oh my god. Can't find her boots so tagging Grenson in her posts hoping they'll send her some new ones. Absolutely blows your mind doesn't it.
Don’t know how she could afford a pair in the first place, they’re so expensive.
Haha I was going to say she’s on the beg for some new Grensons
Haha came here to say it’s so obvious when influencers tag the brand in their stories it’s basically a beg
How do you even lose a £300 pair of boots, I'd have them in a locked display cabinet if I had some
I really don’t mean to be mean, honestly I don’t, but she is always quite well put together, hair/make up/clothes and her girls are just a bit… mucky? Is that ok to say? its fine that they’re kids and having fun being out and about but my kids have clean, ironed (mostly but not always) clothes, clean faces, brushed hair. I get them ready before me and always want them to be presentable.
Agree. They always look scruffy. I think it’s the hair mostly. Like she spends all her time getting herself ready and they just get dragged out as they are
Remember, these are poor deprived children who don't have enough food to eat or new clothes to wear, life's hard for this little family with very little money for treats... oh wait
Her kids definitely do look a bit grubby round the edges
How does she find the time to do so much hair and make up!