TheLongMum

Juliet · Mar 12, 2020

It was a rebound. It was never going to last imo.

Twopenniesworth · Mar 12, 2020

I don’t get why she says something and then says..... no further questions. It’s like those people that ‘check in’ at the hospital and when people are ask if they are ok they say ‘I’ll inbox you Hun’

How about just mention it when you do want to talk about it

Nixen · Mar 12, 2020

Maybe he was annoyed she was such an ungrateful witch about the trip to St Lucia he paid for and she did nothing but moan about?

JellyDonut · Mar 12, 2020

Nixen said:
Maybe he was annoyed she was such an ungrateful witch about the trip to St Lucia he paid for and she did nothing but moan about?

yes!!!!!

electric_boots · Mar 17, 2020

Aaaaand she's talking about wanking. Gotta live up to that 'funniest mama' award haven't we.... yawn

Spencer2587 · Mar 17, 2020

Nixen said:
Maybe he was annoyed she was such an ungrateful witch about the trip to St Lucia he paid for and she did nothing but moan about?

She has quite a life and alot of support and all she does is complain. Def thinks shes a Princess, hes had a lucky escape.

That make up application looked painful

Jadeus21 · Mar 17, 2020

I think she is very socially awkward and definitely has some mental health problems which is hard and maybe the way she behaves is a front? I definitely make jokes when I am feeling vulnerable. I think there is more going on in her head than she lets on and if so I do really feel for her. Still don’t want to hear about her wanking though

Spencer2587 · Mar 18, 2020

The soup

éman · Mar 25, 2020

Oh man, I really feel for her about the play date. I’d be absolutely incandescent. I know so many people downplaying this pandemic and nodding sagely along to all the restrictions then immediately carrying on as normal, as though it applies to everyone else and not them. It’s so selfish. Don’t blame her for being furious.

Thing less identifiable! · Mar 25, 2020

éman said:
Oh man, I really feel for her about the play date. I’d be absolutely incandescent. I know so many people downplaying this pandemic and nodding sagely along to all the restrictions then immediately carrying on as normal, as though it applies to everyone else and not them. It’s so selfish. Don’t blame her for being furious.

I would be furious too...

Roarquaver · Mar 25, 2020

Me too! Especially as she had to be the 'mean parent' and cancel her party.

Spencer2587 · Mar 25, 2020

I agree i would be livid.

Spencer2587 · Mar 27, 2020

That 3d fish thing is bleeping awful

KiKiGreen · Mar 28, 2020

£60 on wine. This woman’s idea of “skint” really is on par with nobody else I know.

Simbama12 · Mar 28, 2020

KiKiGreen said:
£60 on wine. This woman’s idea of “skint” really is on par with nobody else I know.

Prob an ad she hasn’t disclosed

Bubblemamaa22 · Mar 28, 2020

KiKiGreen said:
£60 on wine. This woman’s idea of “skint” really is on par with nobody else I know.

RIGHT?!

electric_boots · Mar 29, 2020

Her kids ripped the front off her chest of drawers while she washed her hair...
A. Are her kids half hulk?
B. She knows she can leave washing her hair until they're in bed right.... ?

KiKiGreen · Mar 29, 2020

Don’t know how I’ve coped all these years as a single parent with zero contact from my sons father. Along with a full time job, basic personal hygiene, keeping my house clean and tidy. She’s a ducking idiot.

electric_boots · Mar 29, 2020

She also surely can't be allowed to get away with moaning about how the pandemic is making her life insufferable... she lives off tax credits and the children's maintenance from her ex. Her financial situation literally hasn't changed. I'm a single parent who's just lost my job and potentially my flat too if I don't get something sorted, like many thousands of others all over the country. Her woe-is-me attitude is unbearable right now.

Roarquaver · Mar 29, 2020

electric_boots said:
She also surely can't be allowed to get away with moaning about how the pandemic is making her life insufferable... she lives off tax credits and the children's maintenance from her ex. Her financial situation literally hasn't changed. I'm a single parent who's just lost my job and potentially my flat too if I don't get something sorted, like many thousands of others all over the country. Her woe-is-me attitude is unbearable right now.

That's really tit, I hope you manage to get things sorted

But yeah I thought the same lol! I just sit them in the cot for 10 mins watching peppa when I really need to wash my hair