Thehousethatblackbuilt

[Thatsnotmyname123]

Agree with the above post. It look me a while to realise but Instagramers give such an unrealistic view on house renovation! Normal radiators or a decent garden for example are seen as needing replacing/updating

 

[EggyMeg]

I don’t get why the ovens are sitting low when there’s no hob above them? Surely you’d have them mid-level for easier access? Never seen anything like it, honestly.

Just another case of poor design, like everything in her house. Singleton Bespoke should never have let her design the kitchen because she has no clue on what practical kitchen design is. It's making a mockery of them and the hard work they've put in, by creating a completely unfunctional space.

 

[Youonlyliveonce]

Definitely preferred her old house and style. I think she's lost her way with this one massively

 

[slightly disheveled]

I really hope she has one of those boys who's either wearing a superhero costume or a football kit

 

[Staranise]

She seems more rude and smug than before?

 

[sickofsm]

Okay kudos to her for her stories on co-sleep! And providing @'s to co-sleeping pages.

I'm not here to debate the safety/unsafety of co-sleeping, we all have our own opinions on that for our own personal reasons, but at the end of the day she is an influencer and has a responsibility to give out the correct message. I respect her for speaking out and clarifying a few things!

 

[Hanna21]

I know it’s petty but the beardy bathroom man dropping reveals before Chels has is 🤌

 

[Hanna21]

I'd be really annoyed if I was her neighbour and she'd chopped that off my bush
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And she's tagged eyeswoon

No need for quite so much hedge

Can’t wait til she’s got a toddler diving bombing all over the place. I’d not had her down as a boy mum at all

It’ll be easy to keep her aesthetic in the early days but wait til he starts having opinions

 

[Nosey4567]

Is it me, or this a strange way to say happy birthday?

Haha, a while ago she saw her contact info on his phone and her job title was ‘current wife’, so as much as she can annoy me have to defend her on this one

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

She looks like a Halloween decoration, the car is average and overpriced and her content is as dull as her personality.

Literally no Cunt cares about that car. Nobody.

 

[Nuttywidow]

That’s such poor taste. ESP as she tries to pull off being so hard working for ads. I give her credit - her ads are done well but I just am so over ads on Instagram now. Did she buy the new car or is it a loan?! It’s all so confusing and they deliberately don’t say to make you wonder.

Buy the new car ? HAHA ... nope ! They start at 55K .. the company have let her use it for one yr to ‘ promote ‘ it ( she said on her stories a while back ) She won’t even buy a tin of paint at £20 our Chelsea

 

[BoBo]

Only an influencer who gets free furniture all the time could put a chair uncovered in a storage unit, and just hope that it'll clean up okay after!

 

[Molly1cat]

Yes she’s not on the gram as much tbf since having baby O she seems to struggle keeping up but about to do the bathroom so she’s ramped up the content last few days.

Yeah for free stuff

 

[Dolly Daydreaming]

Does she ever stop begging for free stuff? She’s absolutely deplorable and getting worse by the day. Almost every single story she posts is like “oh I need such and such” then starts posting pics of what she wants and tagging companies in them. No shame and yes her grid is aesthetically pleasing but her house is so boring and devoid of personality, it’s tragic.

I was literally about to come on here and say the same thing. I cannot bear the woman now. She should rename her page, the house that beg built ffs

 

[pancakesandspice]

Loving the pretense that she's continuing to do DIY in a house she's selling out of the kindness of her heart for buyers, and not cos she's shilling a product for money.

 

[stormsilver]

I can’t lie I love the kitchen!! And tbf anyone who has a free standing cooker, the oven is literally on the floor so idk why people are finding that so crazy

What I can’t stand is how long it takes her to reveal shit like she’s crazy important, just put it in your story like a normal person cause that is all you areeee!!

 

[WeLoveTea]

Her dressing room is the most anticlimactic room yet! It’s beyond beige if that’s even possible. She’s also stuffing all this Italian summer garden designs into her mediocre garden, it’s going to look ridiculous! She needs to realise she’s not living in a chateau with acres of ground suitable for the style she wants

 

[Burrito88]

I haven’t even seen my own nipples today, but I’ve seen Chelsea’s

 

[DeloresBawbag]

I wonder if parenthood might be a shock for her.

She seems quite oblivious to some basics about small children…. hard surfaces, sharp corners, limited grass, GRAVEL!

I’m all for designing spaces you love, but it’s so hard to relax when you’re trying to keep your toddler from eating chippings

 

[880411]

Totally agree, I had to unfollow
The fashionista act was too much

now to see her whole feed is a copy she really needs to sit back down