Thehousethatblackbuilt

[TheWitchIsBack]

For an average girl, with an average house she’s got a really fucking high opinion of herself. Her style is as devoid of personality as she is and the begging and desperation is transparent. Her arrogance is so unbelievably off putting.

 

[BeamMeUp]

She named the baby October? Please tell me she started writing his date of birth, got sidetracked and it's really Arthur.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

This is the part that frustrates me... in almost all jobs you’re held accountable for your actions, many industries are regulated and held to professional standards and regular feedback and appraisals are given. If she wants to monetise her Instagram she’s not above feedback, criticism and being called out especially when she’s trying to encourage people to pay for a service she’s not remotely qualified to deliver.

She has, over time, been deliberately deceitful about not declaring ads and she’s obviously made a conscious decision to buy a new house with the pound signs wide and bright in her eyes. Let’s not forget her foray into becoming some sort of design guru offering freelance work she has literally zero experience or qualifications in.

The whole “if you don’t like me unfollow me” is all very well when it’s a small, personal account, but when it’s a large account, being shared by other large accounts, sponsoring posts into feeds that don’t follow you that attitude doesn’t wash.

If she wants to monetise her account and go on like a spoiled child spitting the dummy she can... and as for being happy? There’s clearly something more lacking in her life than there is in ours if she needs the validation of strangers on Instagram. Seeing someone mention her hubby is a PO above explains so much... they’re not the most faithful bunch!

 

[ChristinaM]

I saw she posted in her stories yesterday she would appreciate if people could engage with her ads or sponsored posts as they would fund the house renovation and she could get it done quicker. Is that not a bit ... sorry, blatantly, on the beg?
I used to like her account but the almost aggressive defence of ads and the 'I deserve to be paid' stance is a bit off putting.
And, what is wrong with the fireplace? Surely she could style that into her black theme?
These instagrammers are never content.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

It’s a strange house isn’t it. 2 bedrooms, a loft room, and a room full of wardrobes. Then the main bathroom has no shower, just a bath that’s so huge you’ll need a second job to pay for the hot water to fill it. I suspect once October is a smelly teen she’ll realise that sharing an en suite shower with your son is far from ideal!

 

[DeloresBawbag]

The more i see of the dressing room, the less I like it. Each element itself is ok. The cupboards are bland but functional, the island js a good use of space and provides a helpful surface. But the carpet is horrible, the tone and texture don’t work with the wood and marble. The cafe curtain in isolation I don’t mind, but in this room it’s just not working.

The overall impression for me is that this room is a 1970s nightmare.

 

[slightly disheveled]

Please someone give me a free dining table
And I accidentally took my top off on camera so you can compliment me on my weight loss

 

[ellobird]

Did she post photos of her decorating in a bra before she was pregnant? Haven’t seen her with a top on at all since her announcement. Very odd behaviour

I feel like mentally she’s very obsessed with her bump and successful pregnancy, probably because she’s struggled to be there. I can relate because I was too, but I don’t think her Insta following needs to see the unclothed bump every day. Take the photos for yourself/husband/friends/family but maybe keep them for you

 

[FrannyGallops]

I kind of feel that anyone could have carried out her paid/ad apartment room makeover

It’s very bland. Which is fine if it’s being staged to rent or to be photographed, but it’s not very WOW, is it? IKEA is right.
These people who decorate their own houses and somehow think they’re an interior designer are ridiculous I’d like to see her portfolio of previous work. And I’ve just had a look at her website. She’s charging £550 for a zoom call and a moodboard. You’d be better off just looking on Pinterest yourself.

 

[carriexbradshaw]

Oh I wasn't implying it was jealousy as all. If she gets a new Bentley every six months then I'm jealous as well
Makes sense if her day job is in marketing or branding as she obviously uses that knowledge for her home account. The posing is getting a bit too much though, she seems to be taking a lot of influence from the Zara website.

No worries, I know most of the influencers play the "they must be jealous card" so I guess I naturally fault to that defence haha!

For me the OTT wedding(s) and pre wedding shoot was too much! Her husband has one of those faces where he thinks he's the dogs bollocks and actually he's not

 

[CarrotTop87]

Wow. She’s never really bothered me before but the practically begging for mattress recommendations (ad and freebie cough) a few weeks ago has paid off. Tempur ad and a £3.5k mattress for free. Absolute joke

 

[sasbeep]

October is such a shite name! Fuck me, can you imagine shouting “October! Home time!” at the park??

 

[ljw274]

She worries about drinking a maccys milkshake whilst pregnant, but happy to strip years of paint off with klingstrip. I can’t get my head around this at all

 

[pancakesandspice]

Maybe I'm just jealous
I just think it's the way she comes across with the posing, and constant showy offy-ness.

She works for Bentley, I'm pretty sure she's something to do with branding? So it's a company car scheme.

For the record I'm not jealous, I just prefer to see interiors than constant Victoria Beckham wannabe poses

It's the constant shots of her legs. Honestly she should just get an only fans at this point I'm sure there's a market for that sort of thing.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Ok, let’s have a think about what else could get beading on it. Beading bingo if you will.

Fridge doors
Windows
Garden shed
Dog bath
Dining table
Freezing doors

 

[Lotty16817]

There isn’t any excuse for this. I have only people I know on my socials but I have never posted my child naked or even semi naked!

Its so unnecessary to post it and shows a complete lack of awareness as a mother. Ash is a prison guard too ffs so how can she be so unaware or just not care as she’s flogging pictures for engagement and money

 

[Merriboo]

omg. her recent stories talking about getting back to renovating, and showing before/after- they stripped all the character and Victorian features out of that house and turned it into a bland magnolia and black soulless blank canvas. (steamed milk my backside- its magnolia everywhere)

 

[Compassionately_judging]

Gifted a sofa. Moves house immediately and forgets about sofa.

Makes me absolutely sick to my stomach to be honest. These companies are disgusting handing out all these items..hope they also gift the not so followed on social media who actually need items.

 

[FrannyGallops]

That house is just vile … I’ll never ever understand why they bought it ? The jobs are going on and on and on . And don’t even start me on them looking at the Manor House . Wtf was all that about ? Oh look at me what I can afford !!! Nobody gives a flying fook

It really is horrible. I get what she’s going for (kind of) but it’s the wrong house for it. She’s blandified a house with historical features for a luxury apartment feeling and it’s so completely wrong. It’s the more money equivalent of buying a 3 bed semi detached and painting it grey and filling it with crushed velvet. She’s Mrs Hinch but with a copy of Vogue in her hand.

Shame as I really like her old house.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Thank goodness the dog sink is finally finished. What a snore fest that was. And it looks shit