Thehousethatblackbuilt

[pancakesandspice]

And then moaning about how oh so difficult it to produce the ads....and how they rejected her first idea. As if essentially she's not getting paid (in freebies) and its not a job. Thats what I find so infuriating about so many house influencers, the constant moaning about how its just a hobby/its not a job and people don't treat them as if they are just your everyday DIYer blah blah blah....ummmm I think you'll find that you are shilling stuff for monetary gain so in a sense it definitely is a job (or side job if you must). As a comparison, if I go do a car boot sale at the weekend I don't moan at punters about asking me too many questions and its just a hobby blah blah blah.

Edited to add (sorry I'm on a bit of a ranty roll now): recently they've all been moaning (manwithahammer, victorianadventures etcetc) about people just asking questions without a 'hi, [inserted extended praise for their instagram here], the asking a question' And yes it is rude but essentially you are all working in sales. I have worked many a day in retail with a customer strolling up and asking for x with no hi/hello. It's very much more of the want all the benefits of essentially working as a sales person without any of the other stuff that comes with it. There's this pretence that they are all somehow doing us a favour/out of the kindness of their hearts

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

The post from the baby shower in the group… all her friends are beaming ear to ear as they should be for their friend and fucking Moaning Myrtle is trying to look like a model on the end and she just looks like a sour faced cunt.

It’s funny to me that she has the highest opinion of herself when she’s decidedly below average and so boring it’s actually painful to witness.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Setting up a tripod to take a photo of yourself fake yawning in bed. Another level of cringe.

 

[Burrito88]

Just announced she’s pregnant. She did a whiskey ad 3 weeks ago

 

[Keep Smiling]

I'm all for wearing whatever you want, but fucksake, it feels like I've seen more of her pregnant belly than I saw of my own

Also a bit too intimate watching him run her belly for what seemed like an age …. I thought this was a home account.

 

[YahBasic]

Dragging her sick toddler to London so she can look at a car?? Can think of nothing worse!

Came to say the same. “He’s been sick a few times so we’re going to take an infectious toddler and drag him round tourist attractions to spread his sickness bug more”.

She’s the sort of parent at nursery that lies about when they were last sick & sends them in doses up on Calpol and then the bug takes out half of the nursery.

 

[grumpycat]

I really despise her constant low key beg. Oh there’s not a tile cutter big enough around near me

hint hint

i think shes turned really greedy, and she’s selling her soul to the ad world

 

[CarrotTop87]

I think her house is gorgeous! If you were offered a £3k mattress for free, I’m sure you wouldn’t turn it down

It’s the begging though disguised as wanting recommendations. It’s poor taste.

 

[Lotty16817]

She’s preaching about anonymous profiles and talking shit on her story. Is she that thick that she thinks she can have over a 100k followers and flog a scatter gun variety of adverts and expect nobody to pass comment? Really? I thought she was stupid for being so open about her husbands job in a prison and posting house details, floor plans so it’s easy to find. If she ever has a kid she’ll have to smarten up fairly quickly.
She’s also taken the piss out of Zara previously and the model poses but one rule for one hey?

The passive aggressive generalised post as well. We better all stop having an opi I thought she viewed herself as original? Hardly original. She’s actually had positive comments on here including from me talking about the clear effort she puts in but perhaps should follow her own advice about zoning in on the bad

 

[WeLoveTea]

Sorry I don’t post much but her Zara bits she’s ordering today on top of EVERYTHING ELSE she buys/gets - how much bloody money do they have a prison guard (or whatever Ash is) in Shropshire and a HR girl for Bentley (working for a lux car company doesn’t pay as well as people think… trust me I know) - like howwwwwwww - how and why are companies giving them so much stuff it sickens me

 

[pancakesandspice]

She looks like a corpse posing in front of the cardboard boxes

Ummm....What do you mean she's obv the best poser with like the best most longest most glamourous legs ever. And also with the most handsome coolest handsomesf husband ever ....pleeaaasssee buy his resell mark up trainers....And also my mum's super amazingness not basic at all wreaths

 

[Lotty16817]

Yeah she’s lot the kind of relatable girl next door type of persona. It used to be ok when she was just quite a normal girl appreciating her lack of you like. But not she’s gone on to think she can charge people for ‘design’ when she’s got NO qualifications (tbf this has all gone quiet) and comes across really know it all and patronising to her followers to ask they respond to her ads. I think if you’re in that situation and young it’s probably easy to get swept into it all and become a bit of a twat.

She was also tagging in the real artist who she was ripping off their style on that canvas she did. That’s complete twatish arrogant behaviour.

 

[Burrito88]

Sure of course a breastfeeding new mum only has a lamp on her bedside table

 

[Keep Smiling]

Big gap at bottom of ‘bespoke’ stair gate big enough for a child to stick his head and get stuck. She’s such an idiot.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

It’s gonna throw her when she realises Athena Calderone has pivoted to a new property with dark wood and heavy, ornate vibes

 

[grumpycat]

Swear her ego has gotten so much bigger the last few months. I’m so close to unfollowing, I think she’s become so uppity - stop moaning people are offering advice if you’re whinging about something. It’s the Internet. everyone shoves their unsolicited opinion on you if you like it or not

 

[Hanna21]

Tone deaf talking about luxury at this time . Sorry Chels, can’t spend £1k on a tap right now love, need to buy food and heat my home

 

[watermelondoughnuts]

This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
You aren't Rihanna. You aren't Beyonce.
You're chelsea from up north and you have bland taste.

 

[FrannyGallops]

All these wool jumpers …. I’m laughing as she’ll soon realise what a pain in the arse pulling stuff over a babies head is! And wool will be hot sweaty and no good with puke on it!

My aunty used to knit stuff for the babies in the family but she limited it cardigans so they were easier to take off. Trying to wrangle a jumper over or off a little baby isn’t worth it.

It’s bonkers that she’s trying to accessorise the baby with her decor anyway (which a lot of influencers do). It’s just another avenue for them to make money and content.

 

[grumpycat]

I can’t deal with the constant DS shit. No one cares. You aren’t influencing me to buy a small car brand because it matches your aesthetic Chelsea. Just cos you can take some arty pictures doesn’t mean you’re selling it - is she wanting to be a model? Because she’s said hardly anything about the actual car and what it does or it’s practicality which is even more ironic as she actually works for a car brand