Eye Swoon has that gorgeous kitchen because she cooks beautiful dishes. THTBB has mentioned her rank cooking before, “spag bol”, beans on toast. No wonder she had no idea how to design a practical kitchen; it’s literally just for instagram. The ovens are utterly stupid. You have them close to the floor when there’s a hob on top. Built in with vast cupboards above just looks so unbalanced? Would look infinitely better not in line with the cupboards and at normal chest height. She agonised over that obvious decision as well. Nuts.
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The kitchen looks well enough but totally impractical. The island is far too big for the size of the room - I feel the colour of the stone they are using on worktop and island will be far too dramatic for the kitchen size.
The hob is not in a practical position - in front of the ovens which means if someone is cooking at the hob, another person won’t be able to open the oven. The narrow space between the island and presses/wall on three sides will be dangerous when someone is cooking, dog walking around, even moreso in the future if there are toddlers running around. Everyone will be tripping over one another. No apparent workspace for actual cooking or baking.
The hob is not in a practical position - in front of the ovens which means if someone is cooking at the hob, another person won’t be able to open the oven. The narrow space between the island and presses/wall on three sides will be dangerous when someone is cooking, dog walking around, even moreso in the future if there are toddlers running around. Everyone will be tripping over one another. No apparent workspace for actual cooking or baking.
Im sure she would if they paid her and she had to do #ad #PR as that’s the only reason she uses anything these days, also what a totally horrible comment shes made about it, basically saying to her followers if you’ve used it your stuff is tit in real life.
That island is so practical… 
Also going to be loads bigger with the top on… ridiculousThat island is so practical…
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Still Cannae get over those bleeping ovens.That island is so practical…
Also going to be loads bigger with the top on… ridiculous
If I'm spending 30 odd grand for a custom kitchen, I want to decide where my ovens go! I understand there are limits but surely that wasn't the only option!
She is obsessed with windowsills. Just paint it and get it done you absolutely boring cow. They have lived in a mess and have taken ages to finish the kitchen. All she can post is about painting over rough wood. Get a grip.
The sassy little tantrums she posts about people DM-ing her. Such an attitude!
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Bet she’s a nightmare to live with
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boring AF 
More gifted stuff for her kitchen. Stools. I wonder what will be next.
Where will those 2 gifted stools even go?!!! The 2 she has fit into place. These companies are crazy.
£225 a stool. This woman doesn't pay for tit.
Sorry I don’t post much but her Zara bits she’s ordering today on top of EVERYTHING ELSE she buys/gets - how much bloody money do they have a prison guard (or whatever Ash is) in Shropshire and a HR girl for Bentley (working for a lux car company doesn’t pay as well as people think… trust me I know) - like howwwwwwww - how and why are companies giving them so much stuff it sickens me 
a prison guard (or whatever Ash is) in Shropshire and a HR girl for Bentley (working for a lux car company doesn’t pay as well as people think… trust me I know) - like howwwwwwww - how and why are companies giving them so much stuff it sickens me Also, to add… her stories about Ash doing the food shop for the first time in 5 months - what have they been living off take aways and eating out every night - again, HOW!! Or is it just her alluding to this to make themselves seem more 
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richI thought she was living off microwave meals , could’ve been someone else!Also, to add… her stories about Ash doing the food shop for the first time in 5 months - what have they been living off take aways and eating out every night - again, HOW!! Or is it just her alluding to this to make themselves seem more