the_misfit_maw

[azura81]

Twirling napkins is a very Scottish thing to do at a wedding.
Didn't like the wedding gown at all, brides tits were hanging out the front of it. It wasn't right for her shape.
The long sleeves must have been a killer in the heat of an evening do! None of them had bouquets, I've never seen that for a bridal party before.
Why did misfit leave at 9? That's very early to leave someone's wedding.

I didn’t know that and I’ve been to a few weddings here but why did they do it when music was playing and not dancing ? That’s what got me lol

 

[LondonCalling272]

Today’s wig looked a million times better than the curly monstrosity

 

[Serpent weaves her tongue]

shes 100% reading on here. Not like she’s got a job to do when JLo is at school and Keith’s bringing in the income.

Waster.

She'll be buzzing her jaw off her very own thread surely that makes her a local celebrity /proper Insta famous, and all that , it'll be a celebration Costa

 

[teacake247]

Biscuits and chocolate marshmallows for her snacks today

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

If it’s a person that smells like it could only be oor maid Marion

I did actually think it was him. Definitely reeks a shite anyway

 

[Amanda90]

Sorry I didn’t mean to steal your joke, as soon as I saw Krusty I was like omg sideshow bob

can’t believe her family actually let her leave the house like that

Aw no don’t be silly, that’s who I had in my head. It’s uncanny

 

[Ssox]

If it wasn’t for the fact people have seen her out in public dressed like big bird I’d say she’s doing this to troll people.
Ronald come get yer maw

naww cannae cope with this picture ! Wtf is she wearing!! Won’t lie I’d be mortified if she was my maw, she’d be getting it stinkin aff me if she dressed and wore a wig like that

 

[Doodlebug71]

It's falbon hen so aye
IYDKYNTGTK

 

[Butterbiggins]

Sorry if it’s been asked before. What happened to her face ?

 

[Duchesspink]

I didn’t know that and I’ve been to a few weddings here but why did they do it when music was playing and not dancing ? That’s what got me lol

It's usually when the bride and groom are entering reception to be seated or when the groom is giving his speech etc.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

This is a typo surely?!

That’s was one of the first things she said I switched off after that….shooketh

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

She witnessed her mum and dad scraping in the street, quite a common occurrence back in the day. Wee Janice was mentally scared by it and self diagnosed herself with childhood anxiety, ptsd, adhd and a multitude of other conditions.

What a belter

 

[Shineyshine]

She looked like a retired hooker so aye ma lovelies

Or a reject from a Joan Jett or Heart video

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

This is all kinds of wrong, Jesus H Christ. The hair, the outfit…….

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Aw man she really needs to stop trolling herself

 

[Reversible Octopus]

I have ptsd from once being friends from her. Where's ma pink thong?

Jesus Christ, that wean is going to be a horror teen! Between the make up, the inappropriate clothing and being good shamed by a feeder.. I'm just glad it ain't me Mummy-ing there!

**FOOD shamed. Sorry!

 

[hiitsme12]

What is wrong with her mouth?

 

[Princess1]

Fuck me sideways I thought Marion’s tree was hideous

OMFG that is horrendous

 

[azura81]

Why did folk swing napkins round ? Is that a new thing ?

 

[azura81]

Confused - who is big Bobbie n who is Keith ?

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Standing in q in Tesco earlier and this bag reminded me of someone

Ffs my gin shot out my nose at that