HOME VLOG TIME!
Tim starts off the video complaining that Jack$on didn't have a good night because of teething and because of that he didn't get much sleep...meanwhile Jenn looks super refreshed.
Prosperity Pig finally dropped dead, so now he has to take the pig and litter by throwing it into a lake.
Tim actually remembered to take out the toothpicks and the aluminum foil tail.
They cut and they are back home, and ohh boy is the kitchen/dining room still a mess.
Tim tells us Jack$on is upset because he's strapped in his chair.
Funny how they make Jackpot put real clothes on, but Jenn is allowed to saunter around the house in her robe and frumpy ass coat thing.
They also got their Meal Subscription Kit...Jenn said it was the easiest way to have food in the house...yet they tend to have nothing in the house because adulting is hard.
Jenn tells us she loves feta cheese...no shocker there, salty
witch loves salty cheese.
Jenn curated this menu when it was cold out, but apparently now it's warm out so she's upset with her choices at the moment.
Jack$on is allowed to eat a PBJ Uncrustable ALL BY HIMSELF.
Tim making fun of the fact Disney calls Uncrustables a healthy option for kids.
Tim complains how Jackpot will sometimes eat all the food, or just a portion of the food. He expects that the food they give Jack$on would all be eaten in one sitting.
At 5:20 Jackpot is fed up with Timbo trying to feed him.
Tim then yells at Jenn for letting Jackpot touch the camera cord with his dirty hands.
Tim tells us they are "teaching" Jackpot how to use utensils.
At like 6:18 TIm forcefully tries to shove the banana into Jack$ons mouth.
Tim's face says it all.
Jenn tells us the best way to reheat pizza is in a cast iron skillet....I
Funny, I thought the best way was chopped up into little pieces and mixed into scrambled eggs?
Dim and Jackpot are going to go outside to "play" as Jenn edits the vlog.
Funny....though Jenn is outside with them playing....I thought she was supposed to be editing?
Jenn wants to send a video of Jack$on playing with his bubble lawnmower to Tim's Mom...the same woman she called a fat cow and wanted to cut out of her life.
Their lawn looks like trash...it looks more like clovers than legit grass.
We get like 4 minutes of Jackpot playing with bubbles...
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE JENNBO COOKING SHOW!
She's making a Japanese Style Rice Bowl with Beef.
Tim tells us Jack$on REFUSED TO TAKE A NAP
To quote Jenn "DEFIANT!"
Jack$on get some sad steamed veggies, and some Publix deli turkey.
Jenn almost used the wrong sauce packet for the recipe haha.
Jenn likes the meal kits because she says it makes her feel more confident with her cooking skills.
Once again they leave in footage from like 30 seconds ago that is made redundant 30 seconds later.
JUMP CUT
It's the next day, Jackpot is eating turkey with his baby fork.
Nothing better than Jackpot ignoring Timbo trying to make him eat with a fork as he eats with his other hand.
THEY ARE GOING ON ANOTHER GOD DAMN STAYCATION!
Jenn teases they've never stayed at this resort, but they toured it.
Jenn strokes Tim's ego about his resort tour series...you know the one where he would creepily vlog people in pool areas.
They tease their future vlog as Tim says it was THE BEST DAY EVER!
WTF IT'S THURSDAY WHY ARE THEY DOING TIME TO HELP?
WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO KEEP TO THE GUIDELINES THEY LAID OUT?
Where will their Staycation be? Disney? Universal?
