The Tim Tracker #89 Is my areola showing you guyyyyzzzz???

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Quasimodo

Ginn, who has "anxiety" about driving anything that's not a golf cart and "anxiety" about tracking her own period and WAS SCARED TO GO DOWN THE INFLATABLE SLIDE IN THE OCEAN ON THEIR LAST CRUISE, snarkily asks if having a slide phobia is "even a thing" for anyone who might not want to take the slide down to the kid's club. STFU bitch, you're the last person who should judge others (and KIDS, in this case) who might be afraid of a 2-story slide.

Ginn: I want to go down the slide!
Dim: I know.



 
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Commobore

Some form of vertigo, fear of heights or generally finding it a bit daunting? Sure. But a down and out slide phobia? I...don't think that's a thing, Gin.
 
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HereForTheT3a22

Don’t blow the thread up too much YOUUUUU GUYYZYZZZZ I have to wait until tomorrow to watch this nightmare cruise because I have adult responsibilities like cooking dinner, finishing up laundry, and putting a child to bed sans the assistance of a Stanny.
 
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Littledollywotsit

Thanks for stating all the things that I may be missing. Off to do Wordle, far more edifying.

mjm9 said:
Yes.
🥱 too many videos of “Whine and Dine on the Wish!”


Since when aren’t TTT videos about THEM and not the venue they should be highlighting??!!
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Good point. Well made.
 
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Quasimodo

What Ginn thinks she looks like vs. what she actually looks like.


Uhhh, J¢'s not amused reaction to his egg donor trying to act motherly for the camera and squeezing him with fake affection (she does a side glance when she realizes the camera is back on her). She seriously interacts with him like a great-great-aunt who sees the little children in the family every 4 years and squeezes their cheeks and pretends to be connected.
 
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mjm9

SirHiss said:
ETA....I LOVE that they got shitty seats for Frozen hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Me too!!

The reality is that they didn’t pay attention to when they had rotational dining. They got the late seating. Stormed over to Guest Services. Insisted they change it to early dining. So they were stuck with whatever table openings were available.

Absolutely loved that at the Frozen restaurant they were placed by the servers’ station, behind a pole!!
 
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Webster101

Automatic dislike & someone please tell her to burn that damn hat and throw the backpack into the heap as well!
 
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Commobore

You'd think any self-respecting travel channel would know what they're in for and plan accordingly to, y'know, avoid this exact situation.

But we're not dealing with a self-respecting travel channel. I love how that's arguably the most 'normie' experience they've had yet and hated every second of it.
 
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Imbris

Jenn: I'm sorry guys I literally could not edit this down to less than 90 minutes!

10 minutes into the video: Tim literally filming random SINKS
 
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Quasimodo

Ginn's steak looks a bit too red to eat while pregnant (also, it kind of looks fucking gross).
 
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Imbris

Tim describing his meal at 1:02: "duck confeet" and "wild mushroom rago"

You can eat at as many Remy meals as you want Trackers, but you'll never be classy.
 
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Quasimodo

Dim: "I think I'm going to get the signature dessert."
Ginn: "No I'M going to get the signature dessert."

Calm your tits and hormonal/too much pizza acne, Ginn. You can BOTH get the fucking signature dessert.
 
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Hippotracks

I truly believe Jenn laughs at everything because she was born without a sense of humor. So to hide that she doesn't know what is funny, she laughs at everything.
 
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Quasimodo

LOL, she's already wearing Dim's manatee shirt. She sure is "showing" quite a bit for a fetus that's the size of her toenail.
 
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hcslacs

She added chapters. I don’t think I’ve seen her do that before. You can teach an old hog new tricks!
 
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Forest

I like the comment that she really outdid herself putting in timestamps. Wow, such an accomplishment
 
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