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peteykirch
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Time for new TimSlacker Thread! This oneis courtesy of @esc2476
Poor J$ continues to not get the food he wants and enjoys and is instead handfed beige boring food at every turn, meanwhile Dim and Ginn satiate their needs whenever they want! Remember she never gets to have seafood y'all and then she gets 3 different seafood plates at each meal.
I don't understand how their stans continue to defend their 100% vacation lifestyle. They don't work hard, they are sloppy are filming, sloppier at editing, and their upload schedule is at a glacial pace. There is no reason why they had to go on a week long cruise, followed up by a week long beach house stay.
I'm convinced that there is a dead body in the walls of their Slacker McMansion and they can't be bothered to do anything about. My guess the mouse that infiltrated Fort Pampers might have died behind one of the walls along with its family. Ginn doesn't smell it, but Dim does because he's the only one that appears to bathe regularly.
Have at it!
Poor J$ continues to not get the food he wants and enjoys and is instead handfed beige boring food at every turn, meanwhile Dim and Ginn satiate their needs whenever they want! Remember she never gets to have seafood y'all and then she gets 3 different seafood plates at each meal.
I don't understand how their stans continue to defend their 100% vacation lifestyle. They don't work hard, they are sloppy are filming, sloppier at editing, and their upload schedule is at a glacial pace. There is no reason why they had to go on a week long cruise, followed up by a week long beach house stay.
I'm convinced that there is a dead body in the walls of their Slacker McMansion and they can't be bothered to do anything about. My guess the mouse that infiltrated Fort Pampers might have died behind one of the walls along with its family. Ginn doesn't smell it, but Dim does because he's the only one that appears to bathe regularly.
Have at it!
2020planner
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Oh, don't even get me started on that bullshit she spewed back then.
Yeah, within 24-48 hours of that one dude saying "Oh God, that poor child" on Twitter to his friends (and SHE wasn't even tagged in the convo; she found it somehow), she was saying on her Twitter that haters were LITERALLY showing up at their GATED-FUCKING-COMMUNITY'S house's doorstep AND showing up at their FAMILY'S HOMES.
To do exactly what, Jenn?
Protest w/ pitchforks bc you're pregnant?!?! Yeah, ok. Get the FUCK outta here.
Yet the stans bought it hook, line, and sinker.
Kikichick22
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Creepy
Southpaw33
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Tim said the thing (in a very low-key bothered way, the way he said it) about Jenn that he wants to change is that he wants her to get up in the morning when he does and be on his same schedule (which is J's).
She said she is a night person and Tim is a morning person. Uhh, when you have a toddler then you don't just get to be a "night person" because you are, and make your spouse deal with it solo. Wtf?
Quasimodo
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By the way, how many months ago was it that Dim claimed his son told him he wants to be an astronaut? And Dim said they should take him to go to Kennedy Space Center and Ginn said they should go on Astro(glide) Orbitor, neither of which has happened?
In this vlog, the kid is still struggling to push out the word ‘astronaut’. I still think he probably just called Dim an ass and Dim took that and ran with the astronaut story.
Also, the number of times J$ either asks for water or tries to get his own water in this vlog should be a sign to them that he’s dehydrated and to cut down on all the sodium-saturated foods they give him. They treat his water requests like they’re observing a dog doing a funny trick.
In this vlog, the kid is still struggling to push out the word ‘astronaut’. I still think he probably just called Dim an ass and Dim took that and ran with the astronaut story.
Also, the number of times J$ either asks for water or tries to get his own water in this vlog should be a sign to them that he’s dehydrated and to cut down on all the sodium-saturated foods they give him. They treat his water requests like they’re observing a dog doing a funny trick.
xmasbdaygirl
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Do you remember Brother Bandit? Seriously, Jenn, how dumb are you? J$ replies yes, like the trained prop that he is. Then J$ asks where Bandit is. Because J$ truly has no idea what the hell they are talking about.Nothing says "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY" like a cup with a picture of your dead buddy, or as Gin calls him, "Brother Bandit" to Jackson.
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I've said this before and I'll say it again...some of these more intimate family moments need to be left out of the vlogs. We don't need to see Tim and Jenn trying to explain (very poorly) to their kid that his dog died.
xmasbdaygirl
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Who is going to want to go visit KSC when the person who is supposedly promoting it keeps saying the lines are too long for him to experience the rides?
It was a strange half-assed video. Did I miss the part where he said which hotel had the cool space wall? Here's the view from the rooftop bar but didn't tell us where exactly we could visit said rooftop bar? How the hell can they be so terrible at what they do?
And they live 48 mins from KSC, Tim had to spend 2 nights there? Dude just needed a break from his reality.
Southpaw33
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Jenn says she sleeps in an hour later in the morning bc she is up an hour later at night (midnight) doing laundry and dishes? (Tim said before that she is up till 2AM "working," and she says No No, and then says the above. Sure, Jan...)
xmasbdaygirl
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Jenn looks like the Unabomber here
Sugar doesn't make kids hyperactive; that's a myth. So it's even worse that he deprives his child of fruit. Furthermore, your body converts carbs to sugars so he's getting a bunch anyway! They are seriously the two dumbest people I've ever seen. I'm not even sure why they are always on their phones when they seem completely incapable of researching anything. Oh, that's right, they're just on there blocking and banning anyone who has an opinion that isn't kissing their asses.
Resilient-Jedi
Active member
Got a boarding group for Cosmic Rewind at Epcot (will be my first time to ride). Can’t wait for my spiritual experience! Crossing my fingers for no vloggers.
Crossing my fingers for no vloggers.
MissFitness
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The Tim Tracker #80: Tim and the Giant Peach
Caligirl123
Well-known member
Made it through maybe 10 minutes of that mess. My takeaways are as follows:
1) Shut the ever living fuck up, Jenn
2) How can anyone enjoy the ramblings of that poor child. Jesus, listening to him was like torture. Get him a speech therapist while he’s this young.
3) How much fucking butter needs to be on a 2 year olds piece of toast?!?
4) Why is he still using a pacifier?! He’s way too old for it!
5) If your kid is old enough to tell you 20 eggies would “go in my diapy”, it’s time to potty train the poor kid.
6) (and this might be controversial) But I can’t stand watching that kid. I know he’s a sweet, innocent soul, born to two pathetic twats - but he’s very quickly becoming a spoiled, ungrateful, whiny, entitled little brat. It’s sad and frustrating to watch.
Ok. Time for wine now
1) Shut the ever living fuck up, Jenn
2) How can anyone enjoy the ramblings of that poor child. Jesus, listening to him was like torture. Get him a speech therapist while he’s this young.
3) How much fucking butter needs to be on a 2 year olds piece of toast?!?
4) Why is he still using a pacifier?! He’s way too old for it!
5) If your kid is old enough to tell you 20 eggies would “go in my diapy”, it’s time to potty train the poor kid.
6) (and this might be controversial) But I can’t stand watching that kid. I know he’s a sweet, innocent soul, born to two pathetic twats - but he’s very quickly becoming a spoiled, ungrateful, whiny, entitled little brat. It’s sad and frustrating to watch.
Ok. Time for wine now
Quasimodo
VIP Member
Ginn: "I got some bacon and 20 different types of oranges."
No you didn't, you either had Dim or Lyn chauffeur you to Publix and then used Dim's credit card to buy chunky bacon for him.
She kept trying to share her thoughts on why she thinks "juice glasses are so small" but she kept interrupting herself. Thank goodness cause we don't really care why you think your juice glasses are so small.
Also, blow your nose, you stuffed-up greasy turd.
Ginn: "I can't believe I set the bacon to cook for 10 hours instead of 10 minutes! *fake laugh* I can't believe I set the timer for 10 hours, what was I doing? Cooking is hard sometimes! *fake laugh*"
Dim: "This is VERY exciting." Sure, Dim, convince yourself of that if you can.
She claims she was going to "cut up some fresh fruit". She never did, even after J$'s breakfast was made. I don't think she even knows how to cut up fresh fruit.
Ginn: What's your favorite part of the waffle?
J$: The butter.
She says of maple syrup, "it comes from nature so it's healthy. It comes from a tree!"
"I didn't include blah blah blah in Dim's KSC vlog because it would have been too long." Uh, that vlog was like 20 minutes. Now she decides anything past that is too long? Pretty sure Dim probably came home and she bitched at him for being "gone for a few days" (aka like 48 hours). I'm just surprised Dim wouldn't have drooled over USB plugs in the hotel and want to film that or something.
No you didn't, you either had Dim or Lyn chauffeur you to Publix and then used Dim's credit card to buy chunky bacon for him.
She kept trying to share her thoughts on why she thinks "juice glasses are so small" but she kept interrupting herself. Thank goodness cause we don't really care why you think your juice glasses are so small.
Also, blow your nose, you stuffed-up greasy turd.
Ginn: "I can't believe I set the bacon to cook for 10 hours instead of 10 minutes! *fake laugh* I can't believe I set the timer for 10 hours, what was I doing? Cooking is hard sometimes! *fake laugh*"
Dim: "This is VERY exciting." Sure, Dim, convince yourself of that if you can.
She claims she was going to "cut up some fresh fruit". She never did, even after J$'s breakfast was made. I don't think she even knows how to cut up fresh fruit.
Ginn: What's your favorite part of the waffle?
J$: The butter.
She says of maple syrup, "it comes from nature so it's healthy. It comes from a tree!"
"I didn't include blah blah blah in Dim's KSC vlog because it would have been too long." Uh, that vlog was like 20 minutes. Now she decides anything past that is too long? Pretty sure Dim probably came home and she bitched at him for being "gone for a few days" (aka like 48 hours). I'm just surprised Dim wouldn't have drooled over USB plugs in the hotel and want to film that or something.
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