The Tim Tracker #67 Jenn you are a witch

[Quasimodo]

The Holy Moly/Tim's parents cruise is supposed to be for Egg Donor's Mother's Day, so in May.

These two barely have a functioning brain between them. Dim's trying to awkwardly squeeze himself into the swing while wearing the diaper bag when he could just set it down or I don't know, Ginn the useless turd could carry the diaper bag (does having "bad allergies" cause her to be unable to wear a backpack?).

 

[ElleWoods0508]

When do they say she’s on a cruise to Haiti? I watched the whole thing, or tried through my gagging and I missed that!

I like how someone asked about the necklace she's wearing today but she failed to tell them where it was purchased.

Oh, Lynn is on vacation!
She's in Haiti!
On ANOTHER cruise!
She just texted her bestie Jenn that she's having an AMAZING time.

ETA: Jinx to @Southpaw33 and @Quasimodo

 

[Quasimodo]

Still not letting him feed himself. He probably wishes he was at home staring mindlessly at Bluey.

Dim: "So we're back from the park now"
Ginn: "We're actually filming this a few days later"

Ginn mentions again that J$ really liked hanging out with another kid. I don't know why she sounds so surprised or so excited about this when they rarely allow it to happen.

 

[Love_the_kitz]

Note how jackson eats when with Tim feeding him and compare to how Tim feeds himself. It's like night and day.

Jackson MUST stay clean at all costs and eat small bites fed to him little by little. Never gets to eat the stuff he craves.
Tim buys only stuff he craves, digs in, often making a royal mess, takes giant bites and even licks his fingers when done.

Is this the same dude? What is his problem?

 

[thetimslacker]

LOL, "Endless Summer" was awesome. Yeah, okay. Also, it's their favorite because it's the only budget Universal hotel they've stayed at.

Hey I love Endless Summer. Stayed there with family for a night during HHN and it was perfect. Around $100 for three queen beds, free shuttle to and from CityWalk until 2am. Can't beat it.

 

[Quasimodo]

They're splicing these random bits together by providing commentary in the same outfits from their live show, so it's uh, interesting for Ginn to say in present tense in what they just filmed today, "Jimmie Allen is playing tonight and I have to stay back to watch J$ while Dim goes to the Jimmie Allen concert (on the 26th)". It's like a terrible skit that 2 6-year-olds put together.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

Note how jackson eats when with Tim feeding him and compare to how Tim feeds himself. It's like night and day.

Jackson MUST stay clean at all costs and eat small bites fed to him little by little. Never gets to eat the stuff he craves.
Tim buys only stuff he craves, digs in, often making a royal mess, takes giant bites and even licks his fingers when done.

Is this the same dude? What is his problem?

The focus on here always seems to be on Jenn, but Tim is every bit of a piece of tit as she is and probably even more so since he doesn’t even have the personal trauma to blame it on like she does

 

[Quasimodo]

Hey I love Endless Summer. Stayed there with family for a night during HHN and it was perfect. Around $100 for three queen beds, free shuttle to and from CityWalk until 2am. Can't beat it.

Oh I have nothing against it (never been there myself but looked fine to me), it's just hilarious they bothered saying that considering they couldn't stop complaining about their "dorm room" accommodations with the scratchy blankets, lack of storage, loud hallways, smelly trashcan, etc. But now it's "awesome" and "their favorite".

 

[thetimslacker]

Oh I have nothing against it (never been there myself but looked fine to me), it's just hilarious they bothered saying that considering they couldn't stop complaining about their "dorm room" accommodations with the scratchy blankets, lack of storage, loud hallways, smelly trashcan, etc. But now it's "awesome" and "their favorite".

Oh yeah, I totally understand. Couldn't relate to their experience though. Bed was super comfortable, no noise, slept like a baby. Granted, I spent 12 hours at Universal in the world's most uncomfortable shoes so I was ready to pass out anyway, but I thought it was perfect for the price. Not that the Bojos would have any idea what it's like to get a good valued room. $20k for three days in a brown nightmare and all.

 

[Brookie]

Do you know month/dates @Brookie?

I don't think they have said. I am assuming it is in April or early May, but thinking in April. They haven't really discussed other upcoming trips so it seems like the Fantasy cruise is the next one.

The Wish would have been in late June/early July but now the inaugural was pushed to July 14th. They haven't said when they rescheduled, but a lot of the early cruises were booked so that shouldn't be until late summer or early fall, thinking late summer.

 

[mjm9]

The Holy Moly/Tim's parents cruise is supposed to be for Egg Donor's Mother's Day, so in May.

These two barely have a functioning brain between them. Dim's trying to awkwardly squeeze himself into the swing while wearing the diaper bag when he could just set it down or I don't know, Ginn the useless turd could carry the diaper bag (does having "bad allergies" cause her to be unable to wear a backpack?).
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Hope Tim honors his mom and gives her nice gifts like the EXPECTED and DEMANDED ones he gives the Suka!

 

[BoPeeps78]

HolyMoly seems to be going on the 7-nt Fantasy cruise with them and Tim's parents. Those vlogs are going to be terrible enough without HolyMoly in them.

Hmm, some food for thought, i thought Jenn didnt get along with Tim's mom. Does she like Jenn now that she provided a kid for Tim? Should make for an interesting cruise.

 

[2020planner]

When do they say she’s on a cruise to Haiti? I watched the whole thing, or tried through my gagging and I missed that!

Starts around 42:20 in the livestream.

 

[domwood]

Starcruiser: March 15 - 17

It’s really old news now
Unless they are showing what NOT to do while on board and why one shouldn’t take their toddler with them. Then the video will have some value.

its most likely Jenn wants to make 4 vlogs + a final review and costings video to milk the viewership and make it a week of star wars revenue.

Only trouble with that is how to make 4 informative vlogs, when your hubby is slowly re-acquainting himself with the bar and you've decided to lock yourself in the room in a sulk just because you've gotta look after the child, and don't want to socialise with the other guests because nobody cares who you are or what you proclaim you do for a living....

 

[Quasimodo]

they drove him to a playground nearly an hour away. There’s no playgrounds near Lake Nona for Jackson to play at?

They drove an hour to go play at a playground with some "friend" (aka another theme park asshole) they met through Instagram, but going to Peppa Pig theme park is "too far" to make time for.

 

[gmarsh]

Exactly. This needs to be T3a's thing. Pics of her flipping off the Trackers at every opportunity!


They're gator food


Maybe Jenn is potty training J$ and with his diet he craps like daddy. So it'll be

Hommmmeeeeee Cccllloooooooogggg!

That would imply Jenn does motherly things.

 

[thetimslacker]

That last video was absolute dog tit, pardon my French. 18 minutes long, half of it was listening to that swing squeaking from Dim's weight and the other half was loud audio from a concert of someone I've genuinely never heard of. Tim got to talk about his exclusive experience of watching a little known country singer taking a picture with an animatronic. Seriously, I know Jenn has a single brain cell playing pong in that massive head of hers, but how could she think that's something that anyone would want to see? Where is the Starcruiser content? It has to have been like two weeks by now.

 

[Duhlicious]

Not finished catching up... But I had a flash forward.

Jackson is going to be.... Wait for it.


Paging Mr.Morrow : bad speech, bad diet, bad health habits, camera in his face

 

[Tommytomtom]

I'm glad they took Jackson to that park and let him play with another kid. Its sad they don't seem to pick up hes desperate to play with other kids. This is the second time they said he played with others kids and kept talking about it afterwards. All these extravagant vacations and all he wants is to go to a basic park and play with other kids.

 

[Loueylouay]

Still not letting him feed himself. He probably wishes he was at home staring mindlessly at Bluey.
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Dim: "So we're back from the park now"
Ginn: "We're actually filming this a few days later"

Ginn mentions again that J$ really liked hanging out with another kid. I don't know why she sounds so surprised or so excited about this when they rarely allow it to happen.

Why is he feeding him? I don't get it.