The Tim Tracker #60: Have an Oinktastic Day!

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Tim being thrown side to side on the nameless coaster reminded me of J$’s movements on Barnstormer I’m glad Timbo got a slight taste of his own medicine.
 
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In Adam’s video, Tim is nervously rambling as he is trying to interact with another human being who doesn’t drive a Tesla. He is trying to think of something clever to say about the Ferris wheel, and what he comes up with is “where do you buy a Ferris wheel?” Of course the first thing that comes to his stupid fucking mind is buying shit.

He then goes “is there a convention that you can go to and see Ferris wheels?” Yes dumb shit if you weren’t so high you’d remember that you cover the IAAPA show each year. Why the fuck does he even go there anyways? Hey Tim, your videos suck bro
 
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I'll be honest, I really enjoyed the latest vlog. This is the kind of content I used to watch the channel for and I think Tim and Adam are funny together.
 
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Is it really time for a new thread?

The Tim Tracker #61 - I've lost 30 pounds and don't know where to find it
 
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30 lbs since Jan 1st? That's too fast to be healthy weight loss. My bet is it's mostly water weight, less sodium filled fries and such will allow for some of that fluid to be released.

The grapes would be impressed.
Maybe his wisdom teeth were made of osmium.

I find it hilarious that Paging Mr Morrow is doing the Galactic Starcruiser, but the Trackholes aren't. D'oh! The mighty sure have fallen....
Do we know they aren't? There is definitely a smaller event which I think may be Thurs or Friday - releasing footage is embargoed until Friday. They may have gotten an invite but I hope with every fibre of my being that they didn't.
 
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I am guessing he lost 15 lbs during the tooth debacle for sure. Thousands of calories a day to not eating, taking antibiotics, and eating a few types of soft foods...
Men lose weight so quickly it makes me angry.

It makes sense him having a restricted diet the past couple weeks would help him drop a few pounds. For some, it doesn’t take long to lose weight with even slight diet changes. 30 lbs in 8 weeks does seem excessive though unless a lot of his weight was fluid retention from all the sodium he eats as someone else mentioned.

I did think to myself watching the last camping trip vlog that he did look thinner. The shot of he and J$ walking into MK was my reference. The love handles weren’t as noticeable.
 
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Tim and Adam just saw some foot massager machines at the fair. Tim’s first thought that he blurted out of his still healing mouth: “where can I buy one of these?”

Tim you need some serious help bro, start with “about three” different types of mental health specialists
 
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30# would be noticeable.
There's also a strong possibility he's wearing a girdle to help with his double hernia, although most of those girdles stop before the get to the love handles... unless he didn't do his research and just bought what looked good. He's known to do that.
 
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Omg I’m cracking up at Adam on the Ferris wheel
I will admit I gave the vlog a thumbs up.. not only because I love Adam and Tim together but bec I’m giving a thumbs up to everything without Jen

i’d absolutely think that Tim has lost weight I think eating nothing but soft foods for a while helped but in his defense I will say we don’t see what they eat three meals a day every single day and he might be getting up and using the exercise bike.
and it might be collecting dust but we don’t know but he is thinner
 
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Omg I’m cracking up at Adam on the Ferris wheel
I will admit I gave the vlog a thumbs up.. not only because I love Adam and Tim together but bec I’m giving a thumbs up to everything without Jen
I did the same, in an attempt to send a message.
 
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His soft foods seemed much healthier too.

Wonder if Adam was like, "Damn man, is that all you think about is buying shit?".
 
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Sounds like he's making fun of himself there. He's with Adam, is anything serious when they're together?
 
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If they stay at the starcruiser resort wouldn't the change in gravity due to space make them lose even more?

Artoo? You'd know this one.

I'm not part of this Star Cruiser project but I would say it depends on the gravity compensator used on the ship. It can be set to standard gravity or lower or higher effects. Also, the Halcyon is an older ship and probably had to be extensively updated in order to travel to the Disney galaxy.
 
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Ok I watched Adam’s vlog with Tim so of course I had to compare with the Jenn edit . In Adam’s vlog Tim is goofy, happy, and joking around. In “Tim’s” vlog Tim is acting like he usually does when Jenn is around. Furthermore she left the edit in where he was fan girling over the food options. I also saw she abruptly cut out the parts were Tim and Adam were laughing and joking. Don’t want the fans to see how happy Tim is w/o you eh Jenn?
 
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Tim was his stupid "acting for the camera" there for a bit. Adam talking with him instead of at him and making fun of him for his stupid shit seemed to level Tim out.
He was actually enjoyable towards the end. Cringe at the beginning.
Tim needs to be around adults more too.
 
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Did the same thing with my niece a few weeks ago!! Watched it on YT before we went, then she saw in person at MK and still insisted she wanted to ride it, so we did. Thankfully, she liked it rather than be traumatized. But she’s three, turning four on cinco de mayo. Big difference between the years when they’re that young!
 
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