The Tim Tracker #46 it's called Google you daft cow

[Snippysnips]

For $25 I want a 3 course meal with drinks, not a hotdog, so wasteful with money

 

[bten1989]

You guuuuuuyzzzzz FRE is on fire today!

 

[airbusA330]

The lady next to my fiance in our ride vehicle kept taking her mask off. There was a dude who looked like a Great Value Old School Version of "Red Neck" Tim in the queue ahead of us wearing a Liberalism is a Disease shirt who didn't wear a mask the entire queue.

Seems like a nice trip so far. I was actually pleasantly surprised by the mask compliance in early October. Look I hate masks too, but they’re effective—Proven over and over. Politics never should’ve gotten into it and it’s BS. I was hoping with 2 jabs we’d be done with them but delta came along. Therefore I always wear a mask when it’s required or when I think it’s personally necessary. I wish everyone would see it that way, as a courtesy to others but also being protective of your own health. Seems reasonable

Disney really needs to ban people wearing political shit. It’s just rude. I don’t want to see a Biden 2024 shirt or a Trump 2024 shirt. That last guy is an asshole, period. It’s worse than a revealing shirt imo.

 

[mjm9]

I think that is why the kid likes Legoland. Everything is geared toward kids his size (downside is that I remember Tim and Jen complaining there is nothing for adults at Legoland. It is a legit complaint if you have a family thing there and you have older kids (for 12 and above). But if you are a parent with kids under 8 lets say, you have to expect it is a kid themed park that is not catering to the parents. I am not sure why they never understood that). That is the most fun (besides slides, water, and outdoor stuff (butterfly's and rocks) I've seen that kid have at a Theme Park.

I know the kid is almost 2 and you can't judge what he will be doing at 24. But I can see that kid doing something with ecology or animals somehow based on his 2 year old self obsession with rocks and butterfly's.

You see it alot with child stars. Alot of them once they hit late teens or early 20's either choose on purpose to leave Hollywood or because people don't find them cute anymore (like Shirley Temple), they are forced out of Hollywood. I wonder if Jackson will be so sick of overbearing "Hollywood" parents when he gets older that he will want nothing to do with acting/preforming for the camera and (as mentioned) go into something like ecology or animal care of some sort.

I agree with your sentiments.
Though, 2 is a little early to predict a child’s future interests. He likes animals cause it is a new experience for him. Sorry, but a toddler knows nothing about ecology.

Childhood, particularly this young, is all about learning and discovering.

J$ doesn’t get to do this much. He gets “snippets” of free play where they aren’t trying to micromanage his experiences.

He needs longer periods where he is allowed to choose what he wants to do or interact with. Some activities require supervision, others don’t. But at least this is his choice and not them dictating his activities.

Re: the Churro
Again JD is controlling the experience.
Break off a piece and let J$ enjoy it at his own pace. Instead of him waiting for you to determine that he may have another bite.
J$ has very few enjoyments in life. It’s a freaking churro! Let him have his own piece! And if he gets messy...that’s what wipes are for!

 

[2020planner]

The Tim Tracker #47 Love Family the Tim Tracker Dad Tim Mom Jenn love heart smilie baby Jackson

OMG. Yes. The greatest thread name idea of all time.

We you, Tim.

 

[Jen237]

Okay,I need to rant.
These so called travel vlogs to California have been an absolute train wreck.
No energy, no research, no planning and absolutely no relevant information! Going on the same one ride for their kid is not a travel vlog, it’s a very lame family video to show their family and friends( if only they had any), how they can call themselves professional travel vloggers is beyond meand I’m mad.
Throwing their money away like they do is disgusting.
How about feeding the homeless instead of paying entrance to a theme park so your toddler can go on a slide and turn up for the backstage tram tour too late.
My opinion, but Chris Provost is polar opposite to travel vlogs . Entertaining and informative. Rant over!

 

[Tommytomtom]

This talk of Jens bloated puffy face led to the creation of this meme. Shes been morphing into Mama Jen for quite a while

 

[Love_the_kitz]

during the live, someone asks why they don't have an editor

Jen begins to say it would be too much work to tell the editor what they need to edit. But if its so much work, why do a majority of bigger youtubers have editors?

it wouldn't be "work" for Jen, Tim would be the one telling them what he filmed, right? I truly don't know how it works, but something doesn't add up in her explanation

I caved in and watched that part as Tim went off to fetch their son.
She was really defensive about it and welcomed the distraction created by her son from the talk about hiring an editor.

I believe Jenn enjoys controlling the narrative and saying that she's the editor makes her feel like she's got an important role not just on the channel, but in life.

She's also not organized...
Imagine walking a stranger into that mess of an office they had before the cleanup and telling them "Here's everything you need, you figure it out". Yeah. That mess is akin to the way Jenn edits and stores files too. I'm positive of it.

 

[Boobzmagee]

Yeah, I'm thinking that's exactly what I envision him saying to her.

He just seemed OVER everything at Universal thus far.

Poor little guy is probably burned out on being completely overstimulated and dragged - and flown - around all over creation.

I noticed, at one point, he seemed the happiest just running around in circles in front of a closed ice cream window.

THAT is all he wants, you fucknuts. Just to PLAY.

Taking him all around theme parks at this age - and at this point for the millionth time - is FOR YOU (and fucking clicks and views), not him.

J$ IS happiest on a slide or as you say just running around in circles. None of these trips are for him, if they were they would wait until he is 4 or 5 so he has some memory of it. They would be smart to spend some of this cash on a swing set for their back yard however, I am sure they are deed restricted. I also wonder when are they going to potty train him....you need to stay home for that so I am guessing when he is 7 or 8 or 30.

 

[mjm9]

We all called it! Videos full of complaint after complaint after complaint!

They terrorized J$ by making him go on Gadget’s Go Coaster. He hasn’t been the same little innocent lad since.

Grand Californian isn’t “luxurious” enough for the Bojos. But good enough for Tim to sit on the bathroom floor to eat his desserts and give a food review.

JD finally admitting that she is challenged when she gets lost in DL. No, girl, you are challenged with life!

Things that make you go hhmmm
Flying from Orlando to go to DL/DCA for two or three days. (couldn’t tell the timeline as TTT videos are jumbled)
First day: go to DL at around 11 am. Ride two rides, see distanced characters, food lines are long so leave park to go to DD for lunch. Hate the lines at DD eateries, so go back to GC room and eat cold pizza from previous night.
Note: lots of eateries in DD. GC has three table and one quick service restaurants. And you can get food to go. Bojos are just stupid lazy.

That night family goes to Oogie Boggie Bash. JD and J$ for only two hours cause of J$’s bedtime. Tim has to escort them back to the room cause someone has to tend to J$’s bedtime routine...bath, pjs, brush teeth, possibly bedtime stories and settled in bed.
Sure the hell ain’t JD!!!

btw - hopefully this is the last of the pack n play usage. J$ is way too big for it. #hazardtohissafety
(googled, most sites say “Most Pack N Plays have a weight limit of 30 pounds and a height limit of 35 inches. Many children will max out the height limit around 2 years old.”)

This is getting too long. I shall leave it to others to fill in the rest of the Disney/Universal trip.

I’ll leave you with this, to the tune of Figment’s Imagination song chorus.

“Exploitation! Exploitation!
We show Jack$on, just for you!
Cause we want your subs and views!! “

 

[Quasimodo]

Ok I didn't bother with the live because I don't feel like torturing myself, but scanning through their "last day at Universal" and travel day vlogs:

• With regards to the Jurassic Park ride, Dim says "this one doesn't make as much of a splash [as the one back home]: Hi Dimster, here in California, the temperature actually does change with the seasons. In the cooler months, water rides splash less. Otherwise we have bitchy people who complain about being cold and wet.
• When they were going back up the escalators, Jennyturdlines walked like she shat in her pants. Jeans too tight?
• On their last day at Universal: "the weather is kind of weird, it's like foggy and cold". Um, yes again, welcome to weather that isn't Florida
• "They're having supply chain issues out here in CA" - again, buddy, the whole country is having supply chain issues.
• Really grossed out (again, I say this as a childfree person) by how J$ was basically touching the side of the escalator all the day down, touching the plane repeatedly (and sticking his hand in Dim's water bottle), touching the door handle of some scenery in Universal....
• Has Jennyturdlines heard of hair clips for all the hair falling out of her messy bun
• Hope the rocks from CA curse them
• Jennyturdlines "I didn't plan for the time difference". Oh my gosh you can literally not be this stupid
• "There wasn't much for J$ to do at Universal but I wanted to go there" yes Jennyturdlines, we know, it's always about you at the end of the day
• They hate Universal Hollywood basically, but got AP anyway. Please don't come this year, next year, any year. Stay in your Florida bubble.

 

[scopeyscope]

So I put it on the last couple of minutes just to see the part where the video blacked out because I wanted to hear the lollipop thing oh yeah I’m sure those are edibles. They probably brought them back from California. Tim looked like he was absolutely just done with everything. It is infuriating how she was trying to coach the poor kid into saying if he liked Disneyland or Disney World better… he doesn’t know the difference between the two you dumb ass he’s not even 2 ffs

 

[scopeyscope]

Keeping Trashy with the Trackers

this needs to be submitted for title once we hit page 49

 

[YoNosé]

Jesus Christ! $7000 a cruise, they just got back from Disneyland. They have blown at least $15k in a month, I know they have the funds but still. That’s ridiculous

 

[Quasimodo]

I too like to go on “last minute” cruises that cost $7000 (at least).

Also I can’t believe they mention Dim’s dad being legally blind like it’s a death sentence. My dad is legally blind, but he’s still a successful doctor and manages to make it to all my nephew’s soccer games, takes care of a couple of pet goats, does a lot of home improvement projects…

 

[scopeyscope]

Jenn “we’ve come by many times and peeked in the window and we’re curious” let me translate that… “ we have been curious about the Barber shop there but are not about to pay that price but since now I’m getting $160 haircut for free yeah I’ll make the time to go”

 

[Artoo Detoo]

From the live stream chat

SnowBird SteveYou both need to write a parenting book, Jackson is the smartest child I have ever seen, he's not even 2 yet and he has the vocabulary of a 4 year old !! Bravo to you both !!!

 

[Vatulele]

Did you notice how many times they said "I wanted to do this or we wanted to do this but we didn't have enough time, we didn't have enough time, holy fucking shit. How do you not have time to do something on a cruise. Did it really take you 5 days to show us a ship tour that we're going to see in 3 weeks

Literally all you have on a cruise is time. When I went on my cruise we literally had to fill our days with extra things just so we didn’t have bland, wasted time and yet we still had time to sunbathe, go in the pool, drink ridiculous amounts, eat as much as we wanted, go on excursions.

Apparently ‘no time’ is a recurring theme in their life.

 

[Nate's Top Button]

I missed this episode of Hoarders HOARDERS featuring Tim & Jenn Slacker - YouTube

 

[ndavy]

I can remember my parents talking about embarrassing stuff I did as a kid, once I started getting old enough to realize it was embarrassing (even though it was stuff every kid does, but just doesn't want brought up as they get older). And this was just talking about it to friends and family, a very limited number of people in the grand scheme of things. But can you imagine your parents posting it on YouTube for all the world to see for years and years to come??? It's really unforgiveable IMO. It's bad enough to talk about it on the videos, but there have been times where J$ is on camera and the Slackers literally say "he's pooping right now". This kid is going to be mercilessly teased once he gets to school. He's already extremely isolated and has zero social skills with kids his own age. Now add to that how much kids are going to make fun of him for embarrassing videos on YT. J$ childhood is already so sad and depressing, being dragged all over creation to do things he's never going to remember and lacking the stability of consistent time in his home. The time he is allowed to "just be a kid" is almost non-existent.

Trackholes, since we know you read here, please DO BETTER about respecting your son's privacy. It's bad enough to treat him like a performing monkey on a daily basis, the very least you can do is keep his bodily functions private!!! I know this will most likely fall on deaf ears, but it still had to be said.