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Recap.....faintlines and bathroom eater are still asshats. Jmoney hasn't gotten a hair cut, travel with a toddler is hard, money is no object when buying crap to fill up their shitbox. I am sure the organizer company is salivating.
I am absolutely sickened at this last video of them in Universal Hollywood. J$ did NOT like Frankenstein's monster, but they didn't remove him, they made him stay there. Then same thing with the farting minion. J$ is STILL A BABY, why force this kind of crap on him? These 2 make me wretch. Jen's frustration with J$ is so freaking evident. Put the damn camera down, and stop making that baby perform. We know you read here Trackholes, get your $hit together and stop exploiting your baby. Pathetic.
"Jacksy, do you want to be a mushroom?" - as she tries to put the Goomba hat on him and he squirms and tries to get away from her.
He doesn't want to wear the bleeping hat, Jenn. Stop trying to make him do things he doesn't want any part of!
(oh, but of course SHE has to put the hat on and model it, as her child - now unattended and behind her - probably tried to get away.
Forcing your toddler to pose for photos with characters they are VERY VISIBLY AFRAID OF is just cruel. Trackers, you should be ashamed of yourselves. But who are we kidding, you’d need a soul to feel remorse.
It’s disgusting that clicks>your child
Between the roller coaster and this, they should rename their California series “How to property traumatize your toddler”
It’s disgusting that clicks>your child
Between the roller coaster and this, they should rename their California series “How to property traumatize your toddler”
Listen up Disney, Dim thinks your trashcans aren't themed enough.
Surprised Jennyfaintlines didn't have a panic attack when she was riding on the swirly ride on on the GIANT HILL. Speaking of hills, if they think the ones at Universal are bad, I'd laugh my ass off if they ever came to San Francisco (please don't come here Slackers, ever, thanks). Hope you burned some calories!
I liked the repetitive "there's not much to do at Universal for toddlers". Then maybe you should have spent more time at Disneyland with its multitude of kids rids, you fools. So for this day, Jennyturdlines was in the hotel for HALF the day and still couldn't do any editing or uploads, got it.
If J$ is scared of farts, his life must be a living nightmare at home with these two.
Hey Kitra, don't worry the "I'm sorry your mom died" flowers from the Slackers will get to you maybe by February of 2022. They just didn't have time you guuuuuyyyyzzz to take care of that earlier.
Surprised Jennyfaintlines didn't have a panic attack when she was riding on the swirly ride on on the GIANT HILL. Speaking of hills, if they think the ones at Universal are bad, I'd laugh my ass off if they ever came to San Francisco (please don't come here Slackers, ever, thanks). Hope you burned some calories!
I liked the repetitive "there's not much to do at Universal for toddlers". Then maybe you should have spent more time at Disneyland with its multitude of kids rids, you fools. So for this day, Jennyturdlines was in the hotel for HALF the day and still couldn't do any editing or uploads, got it.
If J$ is scared of farts, his life must be a living nightmare at home with these two.
Hey Kitra, don't worry the "I'm sorry your mom died" flowers from the Slackers will get to you maybe by February of 2022. They just didn't have time you guuuuuyyyyzzz to take care of that earlier.
We all called it! Videos full of complaint after complaint after complaint!
They terrorized J$ by making him go on Gadget’s Go Coaster. He hasn’t been the same little innocent lad since.
Grand Californian isn’t “luxurious” enough for the Bojos. But good enough for Tim to sit on the bathroom floor to eat his desserts and give a food review.
J
D finally admitting that she is challenged when she gets lost in DL. No, girl, you are challenged with life!
Things that make you go hhmmm
Flying from Orlando to go to DL/DCA for two or three days. (couldn’t tell the timeline as TTT videos are jumbled)
First day: go to DL at around 11 am. Ride two rides, see distanced characters, food lines are long so leave park to go to DD for lunch. Hate the lines at DD eateries, so go back to GC room and eat cold pizza from previous night.
Note: lots of eateries in DD. GC has three table and one quick service restaurants. And you can get food to go. Bojos are just stupid lazy.
That night family goes to Oogie Boggie Bash. JD and J$ for only two hours cause of J$’s bedtime. Tim has to escort them back to the room cause someone has to tend to J$’s bedtime routine...bath, pjs, brush teeth, possibly bedtime stories and settled in bed.
Sure the hell ain’t JD!!!
btw - hopefully this is the last of the pack n play usage. J$ is way too big for it. #hazardtohissafety
(googled, most sites say “Most Pack N Plays have a weight limit of 30 pounds and a height limit of 35 inches. Many children will max out the height limit around 2 years old.”)
This is getting too long. I shall leave it to others to fill in the rest of the Disney/Universal trip.
I’ll leave you with this, to the tune of Figment’s Imagination song chorus.
“Exploitation! Exploitation!
We show Jack$on, just for you!
Cause we want your subs and views!! “
They terrorized J$ by making him go on Gadget’s Go Coaster. He hasn’t been the same little innocent lad since.
Grand Californian isn’t “luxurious” enough for the Bojos. But good enough for Tim to sit on the bathroom floor to eat his desserts and give a food review.
J
D finally admitting that she is challenged when she gets lost in DL. No, girl, you are challenged with life!Things that make you go hhmmm
Flying from Orlando to go to DL/DCA for two or three days. (couldn’t tell the timeline as TTT videos are jumbled)
First day: go to DL at around 11 am. Ride two rides, see distanced characters, food lines are long so leave park to go to DD for lunch. Hate the lines at DD eateries, so go back to GC room and eat cold pizza from previous night.
Note: lots of eateries in DD. GC has three table and one quick service restaurants. And you can get food to go. Bojos are just stupid lazy.
That night family goes to Oogie Boggie Bash. J
D and J$ for only two hours cause of J$’s bedtime. Tim has to escort them back to the room cause someone has to tend to J$’s bedtime routine...bath, pjs, brush teeth, possibly bedtime stories and settled in bed.Sure the hell ain’t J
D!!!btw - hopefully this is the last of the pack n play usage. J$ is way too big for it. #hazardtohissafety
(googled, most sites say “Most Pack N Plays have a weight limit of 30 pounds and a height limit of 35 inches. Many children will max out the height limit around 2 years old.”)
This is getting too long. I shall leave it to others to fill in the rest of the Disney/Universal trip.
I’ll leave you with this, to the tune of Figment’s Imagination song chorus.
“Exploitation! Exploitation!
We show Jack$on, just for you!
Cause we want your subs and views!! “
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It sums up their whole attitude to parenthood.... We're going to continue to do whatever the hell we want and just drag J$ along regardless of his needs. You can bet the only reason they have him in a nap routine is so the can get a break.
Remember the days of Dim carrying an umbrella everywhere so he didn't have to push buttons or open doors with his hands? And now these two idiots keep trying on hats and touching every item in shops....but still prefer to eat outside. Pick a lane!"Jacksy, do you want to be a mushroom?" - as she tries to put the Goomba hat on him and he squirms and tries to get away from her.
He doesn't want to wear the bleeping hat, Jenn. Stop trying to make him do things he doesn't want any part of!
(oh, but of course SHE has to put the hat on and model it, as her child - now unattended and behind her - probably tried to get away.
Except when they eat inside
They can't keep their "rules" straight. They're such fuckers.
Jenn also wasn't wearing a mask while meeting with Frankenstein's monster in the last vlog. She had it on all other times. Wonder if Tim had any stern words for her off-camera about it. There's no consistency with them, ever.Except when they eat inside
They can't keep their "rules" straight. They're such fuckers.
Or should it be, "How to properly monetize your toddler"
every time I hear them call him “Buddy or Jacksie” now.We have been informed here that ...
Buddy =. Jamaican slang for penis
Jacksie = (UK area) for a person’s anus
And I wished they would stopped doing that stupid and lame thumbs up! It is offensive and vulgar in some countries outside the USA.
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btw - which video (and what time stamp or area) did the churro fight between J
D and J$ occur?Stupid, stupid, stupid!
If my kid was enjoying a treat I let them have it. If necessary I bought another one.
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Back when they used to shop for clothes at Old Navy and Target and for socks at Publix
"I'm not going to lie to anyone about anything" - Jenny PurpleHair
I hadn't seen this video but I'm on Old Navy lady's side on this one.
I hadn't seen this video but I'm on Old Navy lady's side on this one.
I’m so tired of “WhAda yA ThInK JaCkSUn?” He doesn’t care. You can’t ask what somebody thinks as soon as they bite something. He is a toddler, he doesn’t really have an opinion on everything and sometimes he only says yes cause he knows that is what they want to hear. Also, what the hell is up with Tim eating in that bathroom? That’s so gross, Jackson would have been okay if he ate in the room with a lamp. I do it with my kids all the time and they don’t wake up. They really don’t make sense.
And yes, the ol' "I used to work retail - for like 15 years" vlog.Back when they used to shop for clothes at Old Navy and Target and for socks at Publix
That would have put her around 17 or so as of the posting of that vlog.
I wonder when she did the work in restaurants (she said plural when she mentioned it), the office work, and the bartending for the catering company jobs during that whole 15 years.
(oh, and don't forget "college" studying history and the move up to Gainesville)Doubtful she did two jobs (plus school) at the same time. She can't do one job effectively, let alone hold down two jobs.
EDITED TO ADD: So I just realized I think she may have not been working by the vlog's 2015 date, right? So that'd potentially put her even younger when she supposedly started working in retail... for 15 years.
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Back when they used to shop for clothes at Old Navy and Target and for socks at Publix
What happened to THIS Jenn? She seems so much more self assured, and dare I say, more intelligent than the rendition we have now.
Also, the nerdy glasses suit her face.
For someone who supposedly worked retail for 15 years she handled the situation totally wrong and was responsible for wasting her own time. The charge should have been reversed at the bank level, it was an unauthorized purchase. Calling up a well known retailer and telling them that they processed a fraudulent charge does nothing. Back then they could not search orders by charge card number, and I doubt they can still, they're encrypted in the system for a reason.
Her threats of "I'll never shop Old Navy again" are empty promises. I'm sure ON would have loved for that to have been true.
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