The Tim Tracker #45 Don't 💩 where you eat

[CoolWhip]

But they don’t care about what he likes. He spent months of his life being strapped in a stroller looking miserable while they ignored him. He lit up in pools which they mostly skipped. He’s thrilled to runaround with bubbles outside, but they keep him in the house. They really don’t give 2 shits about what he likes- just what can make them money. Tim wants him to be a huge roller coaster lover & he wants it to start asap because that will make them money.

exactly! They have NEVER taken him to a park to do things he enjoys, it is always for the content and what they enjoy doing.

 

[SirHiss]

They sure got another "J$ first" vlog up real fast....but hosted time specific vlogs, no rush at all.

 

[Dont Call Them Creators]

Ginns ULTRA EXCLUSIVE TIP

Get a drink right as the booths close and they will give you a bigger pour of booze.

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Why would she note that, she doesn’t drink yooouuuu guuuyyyyzzzzz. What a troll.

 

[VloggerCritic]

Oh - Ebees World. You're so naughty.

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Now I'm picturing them in their urban party outfits with 'son dressed as a 40 ounce malt liquor. Lol

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

I’m not going to lie. I’m 35 pages behind and I am already tired as fuck with the holidays in full swing.

Take note Jenn, Xmas happens EVERY YEAR on the 25th you fucking idiotic twat waffle

 

[Kit123]

Why do they keep buying stuff they don't like or won't use?!
Jen 'I wanted to try this coffee but I didn't think I would like it'
Over a 100 on a jumper that Tim now complains is itchy?!
Jen buying a t shirt that she doesn't like the back of.
I mean come on, they have more money than sense.
How many times will they just wear their usual rotation of t shirts and the new ones will get chucked somewhere.

 

[DisNuts]

And another thing. J$ refuses to hold her holds on Mater. Then a few seconds later, she has a death grip on his hands. Let him hold the damn bar!!

 

[jmg356]

This is gonna sound tame for tattle, but these home vlogs are not my thing. If I wanted to see loads of clutter and the results of a late night online shopping problem I’d open the door to my spare bedroom ().
I like to be inspired by Home Vlogs (if I watch at all) - there is something comforting about someone organising their shit. It is the complete opposite when you see someone failing (like we all do sometimes) to get a costume or serve up a cold pie. They could do with editing this stuff to within an inch of its life, or stop filming at home.

IMO

 

[Southpaw33]

My gripe wasn't really directed at one of them but at both. A 4 day trip and two of the days were broken up by a random massage. Why do they have to travel cross country to get one? That's all I wondered. Why can't Tim just get one at home whenever he wants? I will never understand going on a short trip and wasting time in a theme park resort spa. To each their own.

 

[Tommytomtom]

He only pops on screen for a split second but trying to figure out what their friend dressed as. Is that Peppa pig? Or just a pig in general?

No wonder nobody was answering their door for 4 adults in costume .

Also do these 2 not realize towns have scheduled hours for trick or treating? It sounds like they just went out early when they felt like it and were confused why nobody else was out yet. That's a rhetorical question, of course they didn't know what the official hours were for their neighborhood.

 

[Hangininthere]

This is the most ridiculous thing I have read yet. There is NO way she is a medium. And I say that as a female who wears a large in most shirts.

And to really be comfortable, get an ex-large... like Dolly Parton said in Steel Magnolias... in a good shoe I wear a size 6, but a size 7 feels so good I buy a size 8... they're a size 8 1/2, Dolly says, Perfect..

 

[Vatulele]

Jen didn’t do did IVF. It’s such a grueling process on the body, tons on things you have to do, medications you have to take, surgery etc. no way she went through all of that without mentioning it.

I think they probably did have trouble conceiving, and just never went beyond the bare basics of trying. In one of the early, early Disney vlogs probably right after they got their AP’s, Tim is doing a merch overview and shows kids clothes and says he can’t wait to be a dad. J probably was a very unexpected but welcome surprise. They love him, but Jen as it’s been said is not very maternal and Tim is the main caregiver that makes questionable decisions.

Also, they’re always rude about California/Disneyland. Stop visiting if you hate it so much,

 

[Lankylamb]

LOL at O:58 seconds J4D was going to complain about the load music from the band last year (they moaned about it in the vlog) and she looked at time , Dims jaw clenches and seems to back track and say how good the band was.

 

[VloggerCritic]

Almost as weird as people not being able to post Jackson's name, instead opting for nicknames or shorthand

You aren't using your real name here why should we use his? He certainly is too young to consent to being in the public eye. I still think it is his middle name anyway.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Sparkly Nicole was invited out by Disney to preview MK’s Christmas decorations early this morning. Amazing that she clearly labels her posts as well as that it’s an ad/sponsored post by Disney.

Also, IG/posting in real time? FaintLines could never

The rollercoaster thread on FB was deleted (or just “negative” comments?) and now it’s a thread full of “I forced my 3 year old on space mountain, she’s fine!” and creepy comments saying they thought Baby J being scared was funny.

Who thinks scaring a toddler is funny? That is so disgusting. I swear these two could spank the shit out of him & these nutters would say it’s fine.

 

[2020planner]

Are people acting like Jackson's name isn't out in the open?! That's the guy's name. Same with Jenn/Tim. Parody names notwithstanding, I.E. BUDGE, you gotta have balls enough to say their names. Are they Voldemort to you?

Dude, don't worry. I've called / referred to him by his full name before many times.
I just like to write J. most often as a preference. Just my thing. Still feel uncomfortable talking about a toddler on a gossip board.

You do you w/ your posts and I'll do me.

 

[bten1989]

I think you’re shadowbanned I don’t see it and we know Jen ain’t up yet.

Ughhh figures lol these people can't take a lick of criticism, it ruins their "perfect image" for their stans

 

[shadee91762]

They have some odd fans

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

New vlog and the most oddly specific title ever.

They bitch about the elevator.

Jenn puts on a Goomba hat and it’s like inception. A goomba wearing a goomba being filmed by a goomba

They scare the shit out of J$ by forcing him right in front of Frankenstein’s monster. The poor actor playing Franks monster tries so hard not to scare the poor kid and Jenn just laughs

 

[Lankylamb]

How did they know they had no Trick or Treaters when they weren't even in the house? Did one half of My 2 Dads stay behind and mind the house?