The Tim Tracker #37 Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.

[DEPARTMENT OF KAY]

I am so over that stupid line they all throw out. Jealous. Jealous. Jealous. Jealous.

Jealous of fucking WHAT exactly!??!!? Why would I ever want to be jealous of two deceitful, conniving frauds?!?!

Plus - you and I both live here and I'm a former CM and you have family who are TMs. We can go to the parks whenever we want. What do we have to be jealous over? Not having a fucking camera attached to our hip every day? No fucking thanks!

Generalizing criticism and genuine concern as jealousy is juvenile, no wonder it’s the first accusation their core audience throws at anyone who dares to say anything other than telling Jenn how much she is always glowing and telling Tim he’s such a cool and unique guy

 

[ndavy]

I could be wrong but I think this was the beginning of her current driving situation

Thanks for the video. Tim looks really different, somehow older? So yeah, I'm sure it was scary at the time but definitely wouldn't stop me from driving for the rest of my life. Jenn is definitely high maintenance.

 

[Smooshpoosh]

PMM is freaked because he is so shitfaced in his vlogs that he doesn’t remember what he said in any of his vlogs. Michael Kay doesn’t realize what’s going on because he’s distracted by the kids in the family pool. PCD is just trying to see if Tim’s numbers go up from all of this and if so then he will do the exact same thing

Nailed it

 

[arickroxy]

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Thank you!

 

[Love_the_kitz]

I see the resemblance, don't you?

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Zuul? Your eyes have cleared up. Must be time for another hit on the bong.

 

[ndavy]

I’m ever read the descriptions…holy shit even I’m not that stupid. Like I don’t have the following they do on IG and I would NEVER be so careless with my families privacy. But all Jenn cares about is showing off and flexing. Welp since it’s not a secret it’s Hard Rock everyone. I think we should phone in a bunch of 2 am wake up calls to their room

Look you guys, Jenn found her doppelgänger
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If I'm awake at 2am, count me in!!!

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Bandit died over a year from when Armani died first and bandit died when Jackson was still an infant so it’s been a while

You mean they neglected bandit until he died because they moved onto a new prop.

 

[DEPARTMENT OF KAY]

Oh no... not the hot dog guy discussion again. I have conflicting opinions on him now.

What was the most controversial opinion of this man? Because from what I’m seeing, this guy seems like possibly more concerning of a freakshow than both Kay’s combined

on second thought, DEFINITELY more concerning…

 

[Evil Texan]

I don’t understand why Disney doesn’t send out cease and desists to all of these vloggers for monetizing their content (which is usually hating on Disney food even though they will eat the entire thing) and violating the parks’ rules regarding commercial photography.

Why don’t they just do it internally? Literally they could take any one of the beautiful and talented Princess performers out of the backstage spare room, give her a camera instead of her wig, and tell her to go upstairs into Magic Kingdom and go have fun (within appropriate corporate/brand/character integrity guidelines that cast members would already be knowledgeable about) for her $16/hour wage…

Mmm ... Tinker Bell on a World Showcase beer crawl. Ok, I just went a little dark there for a second.

 

[DEPARTMENT OF KAY]

He's married. It's hot dogs. Please don't bring the peedough talk over to this thread too...

Adam the Woo eating hot dogs purchased from a baseball stadium and Tim Tracker eating hot dogs purchased from a theme park? Lousy content but okay I get it. This man bringing in multiple packs of hot dogs into a theme park resort on a regular basis just to be used as photo props instead of food? I just can’t even comprehend the mindset that would have ever led him there in the first place

 

[mjm9]

Looks like it’s really raining at HHN, melty Slackers are probably back at the Presidential suite already

Love it!
Though the Bojos probably acted like they were being pissed on.

 

[Lemonsqueeze]

I knew someone from the UK who came here after stopping in a third country for a certain amount of days, pretty sure this person went through Barbados. Don’t know about her (always dirty looking) boyfriend but I bet Mr Morrow is hitting the Bud Light pretty hard right now…

Are you assuming Nate is in Love with Jackie but when her boyfriend Sam is there with her it kills him ....... ?

 

[manderpants]

The only person/vlogger worse than the Trackers is this disgusting, stupid, fat fuck

theme park express

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His girlfriend(?) is so odd, carrying around that Baby Yoda all the time like it's a child. The only time I ever laughed at a Theme Park Express video is when someone farted in front of him on Dinosaur.

I like Tim solo better than TPE - but if you add in Jenn, they are lower than TPE for me.

 

[Urjustaputz]

I knew someone from the UK who came here after stopping in a third country for a certain amount of days, pretty sure this person went through Barbados. Don’t know about her (always dirty looking) boyfriend but I bet Mr Morrow is hitting the Bud Light pretty hard right now…

He is the "furthest" thing from light... Can't stand that fat "piss poor editing" eating on cam POS

 

[Lankylamb]

Is it open until 2am tonight? Gosh Gin is going to be in one hell of a state after a long night on the booze.

 

[Urjustaputz]

It will be priceless if and when someone from Disney or Universal reads the petition because these are the first two comments that show up.

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You are welcome

 

[scopeyscope]

They are the worst. You guyyyyyzzzzzz they were just about to change the logo but the world exploded in March 2020 and graphic designers just cannot work from home (sarcasm) and now with the Halloween season upon us there just isn't enough time. That kid will be 12 by the time they update that logo

Yeah that was some quick BS she threw out and she was very happy for another question to distract her

 

[shadee91762]

And what is deal the with her having to be driven everywhere? Was she in a bad car accident or something? I've only heard her use the excuse of "anxiety", which she seems to be her excuse for anything doesn't or want like to do. Comes across as just laziness to me. Tim literally has to do everything, while she sits on the couch "editing".

I could be wrong but I think this was the beginning of her current driving situation

 

[Bangarang0522]

Did Tim go into the park alone last night? Maybe he complained enough about the weather and got two
RIP tour passes out of it.

No way Universal would comp RIP tours for anyone complaining about the weather last night. They would be out thousands of dollars. Either Universal did comp it for them or they coughed up the money. Ordinary Adventures is there too so I hope that entire group isn't getting a comped RIP tour that would be ridiculous

 

[ndavy]

I read somewhere, maybe in a previous thread, about Jenn bullying someone online (maybe Twitter) over credit for a photo. Does anyone remember what happened with this?