The Tim Tracker #18 and Magical Mystery Vaccination Staycation Tour

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I’m pretty sure this is a different house than the first one Nate toured (the one the Trackers stayed at) That was the one with planets as rooms, this new one was a mix of Star Wars, Harry Potter, Disney princesses, and pirates. It was a very cool house so I expect the Trackers to get jealous and need to #hosted ASAP for the budyyyyyyy because he loooooves baby yoda
 
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Imagine that a new video where they are eating lunch and Jackson reaches for a tortilla chip Jenn tells him “No” as she pushes the plate further away from him. Also as Tim hand feeds him a small section of quesadilla because he isn’t allowed to feed himself.

Also they have a fan blowing on him during lunch cause the Golden Child isn’t allowed to sweat.
 
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Tim is 100% certain that he sees a UFO at the beach in broad daylight (it was a fucking parasail)
 
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Thank goodness The Garlic in NSB wasn’t dumb enough to host them. That’s my favorite place! I don’t even think the Slackers mentioned it.
 
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Jackson totally ignores both of them haha

And Tim has some nice love handles.
 
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Who the hell showed you Texas Chainsaw Massacre at 6? That’s all kinds of wrong.
 
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New vlog and I'm once again heart sorry that the wee man can't just run around the beach and touch the sand freely. That vice-like grip always on one hand is just so frustrating!
 
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Maybe they will just claim they couldn’t go because of Jackson? Then they will buy their own cruise and all the stans will claim what a great experience it’s will be for Jackson.
 
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Are the trackers really that dumb or do they pretend to be that dumb either way I’ve never heard someone so stupid
 
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What sorry sacks! In the first 4 minutes...
all Jack$on can do is grunt. You would think that at 18 months he could clearly say a word. Any word. Cracks me up that he doesn’t even say “dada” (which he did at one point) and has never said “mama”.
• Jenn again takes dig at Disney for NOT having complimentary breakfast
• Tim shows us the food/toiletries shop off of the lobby. And specifically points out that it...
- doesn’t have baby shampoo
- but has wine, beer and coffee (but they don’t drink alcohol and caffeine !??)
• they go to the beach and Tim has a vise grip on BJ’s wrist. Doesn’t adjust his stride, making BJ run or have his arm dislocated.
• T&J remark that the guy with the metal detector would find lots of trash there.
Have they looked at themselves and their house lately?
 
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Maybe they will just claim they couldn’t go because of Jackson? Then they will buy their own cruise and all the stans will claim what a great experience it’s will be for Jackson.
they have to pay for Jack$on.

per google search “ there is a charge for every age including infants and toddlers. The prices for children under 2 vary based on the number of occupants and the type of stateroom”

Hmmm....yes, wouldn’t put it past them. Just for the bitching factor alone. Got to get the views!
 
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And then she said ‘That’s a long time from now.’ Umm he could literally start preschool in a little over a year. It goes fast Jen.
 
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And then she said ‘That’s a long time from now.’ Umm he could literally start preschool in a little over a year. It goes fast Jen.
They won’t let him out of their site to go to preschool! It’s sad, because even a few 1/2 days would be so good for him. Much better than living out of a hotel.
 
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They won’t let him out of their site to go to preschool! It’s sad, because even a few 1/2 days would be so good for him. Much better than living out of a hotel.
This is why they’ll have another baby. Once Jackson is off to school they can move on to exploiting the next child. Kids, ya gotta pay those bills!
 
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New vlog and I'm once again heart sorry that the wee man can't just run around the beach and touch the sand freely. That vice-like grip always on one hand is just so frustrating!
I really think his arm movements have been stunted because of how restrained he is - always strapped in a stroller or chair, not able to touch much with his hands, then hand gripped when he walks. He needs to work on walking, running, climbing on his own away from his padded play area at home. Example, those beach steps the other day in the NSB vlog. Let go of his hand and teach him to go down the stairs holding on OR at least going backwards, doing the backwards stair crawl. My first could do that before she could walk and before 1 year old.

I really want to understand what she is doing with the brows. They are too low on her face so she looks stern or something, like she has a furrowed brow continuously. She edits these and thinks it looks great? They are almost a straight line across and lack an arch. I really don't understand why she spends all this money on hair appointments but then keeps it slicked back in an unflattering style 90% of the time. If you are doing the mom bun thing, I get it. But she wears her hair this way going out and vlogging for 800K subscribers. It just isn't a great look for these zoomed in videos of them eating and talking into the camera.
 
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I am of the mind that these fucking morons do things to rile up the STANS. $15.00 underwear??? That will kick the hornet's nests of Karens
 
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