The Tim Tracker #176 The only thing Jenn doesn't burn are calories

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Popping in really quick…I have again only seen Tim and Mike today. Tim—-the white rash guard you are wearing is busting at the seams. Time to upsize. Really. Rash guards should be snug. They shouldn’t be borderline exploding in you stomach area dude.

Tim and Mike were at the pool area. Tim was on his phone looking, looking, looking. Seemed kind of frustrated. Mike was talking to—I’m pretty sure it’s the travel agent Ray and Jun? Tim was with them yesterday at the sail away party. Tim went up to the top deck was walking around looking. I didn’t see him after that.

I have yet to see Jenn or the children. I see they were in Royal Court last night, so different dining rotation.

As far as the bridge/traffic pics on insta. They were late. I was on the ship and done with lunch when that was happening because people were posting about it on the Facebook group. Apparently a very slow moving Space X barge passed through the drawbridge and people were stopped waiting for 30 mins. But as platinum castaway club members, I don’t know why they don’t get an earlier port arrival time. I had 11:45. We were on the ship by noon. The boat thing happened around 1:30 I believe.
Go figure, they would be late.

Interesting that Jenn seems to be pretty much out of sight. I was thinking she'd have her own designated table at Cabana's.
 
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She mentioned that the golf carts to the island have to be prearranged and are for people with mobility and health issues.
“But, but, but, we need an escort by golf cart because our son needs ear tubes is on a 9 months sliding scale waitlist…. And our youngest…da baby, or whatever his name is has an irregular gait that has his foot turning out. We are severely handicapped!!!”
 
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Popping in really quick…I have again only seen Tim and Mike today. Tim—-the white rash guard you are wearing is busting at the seams. Time to upsize. Really. Rash guards should be snug. They shouldn’t be borderline exploding in you stomach area dude.

Tim and Mike were at the pool area. Tim was on his phone looking, looking, looking. Seemed kind of frustrated. Mike was talking to—I’m pretty sure it’s the travel agent Ray and Jun? Tim was with them yesterday at the sail away party. Tim went up to the top deck was walking around looking. I didn’t see him after that.

I have yet to see Jenn or the children. I see they were in Royal Court last night, so different dining rotation.

As far as the bridge/traffic pics on insta. They were late. I was on the ship and done with lunch when that was happening because people were posting about it on the Facebook group. Apparently a very slow moving Space X barge passed through the drawbridge and people were stopped waiting for 30 mins. But as platinum castaway club members, I don’t know why they don’t get an earlier port arrival time. I had 11:45. We were on the ship by noon. The boat thing happened around 1:30 I believe.
Look forward to your posts. Thanks for taking time out of your vacation :)
 
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I think the complaining about that path-pier thing to the beach is so over the top (seeing stuff on Twitter etc) It’s a half mile. Yeah it’s hot and sunny but so is the beach. Just put on some sneakers and a hat take it slow. I’m glad they have golf carts for those who need them. And I really hope Jenn doesn’t finagle a ride on one.
 
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I think the complaining about that path-pier thing to the beach is so over the top (seeing stuff on Twitter etc) It’s a half mile. Yeah it’s hot and sunny but so is the beach. Just put on some sneakers and a hat take it slow. I’m glad they have golf carts for those who need them. And I really hope Jenn doesn’t finagle a ride on one.
Cruise ship passengers generally aren't the most active. (I say generally, don't come at me y'all!)

They need to strap a fishing hook onto Ginn with shrimpies as bait dangling in front of her and that'll get her moving.
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I think the complaining about that path-pier thing to the beach is so over the top (seeing stuff on Twitter etc) It’s a half mile. Yeah it’s hot and sunny but so is the beach. Just put on some sneakers and a hat take it slow. I’m glad they have golf carts for those who need them. And I really hope Jenn doesn’t finagle a ride on one.
I think if they had some sort of covering it might help, but like someone mentioned before I doubt it will be a priority with hurricanes. Jenn's just going to have to suck it and walk the half mile down to the tram.
 
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I really want to watch and be around to listen when they get off the ship but I’m an up and at ‘em kind of gal and we will most likely be on the island for over an hour before they get their asses out of bed.

This cruise is a cruise full of professional cruisers. I haven’t been on a ship full of considerate and friendly people like these in a long time. So, so, so many pearl lanyards. Almost every door is highly decorated. There is this one door where they have been on over 130 cruises with like 8 more booked. I think Tim and Jenn are completely outclassed here. Nobody here cares about their so -called expert cruise vids. These people on this cruise are the experts.


And I looked around our dining room last night, because I thought of confederate Tim. Not one person had a hat on. Most people were dressed nicely, which is not typical of the first dinner. Very few graphic tees/shorts. Men wore mostly polos or Tommy Bahama style button downs. Most ladies had casual dresses on. I was surprised, not shocked, that Tim wore that dumb hat in the fancier of the 3 restaurants. No class.

This cruise doesn’t have a lot of kids. The adult pool area seems to be more crowded than the family pools. The Don “Ducky” Williams events were both packed. I did not see Tim at either. I wonder if he has a clue how big a deal he is to Disney people, specifically Disney cruisers and if he will cover any of his events .
 
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I think if they had some sort of covering it might help, but like someone mentioned before I doubt it will be a priority with hurricanes. Jenn's just going to have to suck it and walk the half mile down to the tram.
Yeah they probably can’t because it goes so far out into the ocean. Maybe something retractable. I’m sure Engineering Tim will have all kinds of dumb ideas about it lol
 
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I can't wait to see how they are going to make this cruise look like the bestest family trip in the vlogs.
 
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You know how the Stans keep telling us we only see like 30 minutes a day of their lives and we have no idea what goes on for the rest of the time? Well, apparently they spend all that time apart. No wonder they never have any idea what each other has done and catch-up couch time makes a lot more sense now.

And I am finding it hard to believe that Jen is taking care of both boys all this time that Tim is hanging out with Mike. I wonder if they did find someone else to be the nanny.
 
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I guess it’s a plus that J$ at least wearing matching shoes in the pics.
Going to brag for a moment because Dim loves winning so much. My 7year olds 8U team played up in a 10U hockey tournament this weekend. The team we played in the championship were huge and played super physical with a lot of hits. Our little guys hung in there and beat them 8-5. Was a tense nail biter. Can’t take a pic of my son’s medals display without doxing myself, but I can safely guarantee it would make Dim sooo jealous. Too bad they can’t act like normal parents and get him into a sport. Maybe some rules and structure would calm him down.
 
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I think the complaining about that path-pier thing to the beach is so over the top (seeing stuff on Twitter etc) It’s a half mile. Yeah it’s hot and sunny but so is the beach. Just put on some sneakers and a hat take it slow. I’m glad they have golf carts for those who need them. And I really hope Jenn doesn’t finagle a ride on one.
Maybe it's just me but way I see it, if people can walk from the Disney parking lot to the back end of the park without stopping for cover then they can walk the half mile on the pier, an if it bothered people so much with the sun they could get a parasol

I feel like the biggest problem with people is they can see the whole distance of it an are instantly thinking it's way longer than it actually is, if you walk half a mile with shops around you'd never realise you walked it but take away everything an suddenly you are away of that half a mile
 
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Didn’t Dim used to have an umbrella with UV protection? Didn’t he used to walk round the parks with it? Or did I make this up? If I’m right I’m sure they remembered to pack it. It’s in the same case as Jenn’s hairbrush, Budley’s shampoo and the diaper bag.
 
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Didn’t Dim used to have an umbrella with UV protection? Didn’t he used to walk round the parks with it? Or did I make this up? If I’m right I’m sure they remembered to pack it.
I think I remember that too, unfortunately it will have been lost to the ever growing hoard pile in the garage now
 
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I really want to watch and be around to listen when they get off the ship but I’m an up and at ‘em kind of gal and we will most likely be on the island for over an hour before they get their asses out of bed.

This cruise is a cruise full of professional cruisers. I haven’t been on a ship full of considerate and friendly people like these in a long time. So, so, so many pearl lanyards. Almost every door is highly decorated. There is this one door where they have been on over 130 cruises with like 8 more booked. I think Tim and Jenn are completely outclassed here. Nobody here cares about their so -called expert cruise vids. These people on this cruise are the experts.


And I looked around our dining room last night, because I thought of confederate Tim. Not one person had a hat on. Most people were dressed nicely, which is not typical of the first dinner. Very few graphic tees/shorts. Men wore mostly polos or Tommy Bahama style button downs. Most ladies had casual dresses on. I was surprised, not shocked, that Tim wore that dumb hat in the fancier of the 3 restaurants. No class.

This cruise doesn’t have a lot of kids. The adult pool area seems to be more crowded than the family pools. The Don “Ducky” Williams events were both packed. I did not see Tim at either. I wonder if he has a clue how big a deal he is to Disney people, specifically Disney cruisers and if he will cover any of his events .
Thanks for the updates. Hope you are enjoying yourself.
 
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You know how the Stans keep telling us we only see like 30 minutes a day of their lives and we have no idea what goes on for the rest of the time? Well, apparently they spend all that time apart. No wonder they never have any idea what each other has done and catch-up couch time makes a lot more sense now.

And I am finding it hard to believe that Jen is taking care of both boys all this time that Tim is hanging out with Mike. I wonder if they did find someone else to be the nanny.
I think think the turn around time from Rosie to a new nanny would be like having a stranger with them on the cruise. I think they transferred (or however it works) Rosie’s ticket/room to Mike. I don’t think they are there with a nanny AND Mike.
 
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Could it be possible that Budley agreed to give the kids club a go? And J4D is back in the room minding Ollie’s many hours of nap? I mean there’s just no chance she has them both at the pool or a meal or anything.
 
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I’m sorry but Jackson looks so uncomfortable in this photo.

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in all the other photos Tim shared, Jackson is smiling normally and even looks happy. I wonder what happened here that this was the pose he went with.

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I guess it’s a plus that J$ at least wearing matching shoes in the pics.
Going to brag for a moment because Dim loves winning so much. My 7year olds 8U team played up in a 10U hockey tournament this weekend. The team we played in the championship were huge and played super physical with a lot of hits. Our little guys hung in there and beat them 8-5. Was a tense nail biter. Can’t take a pic of my son’s medals display without doxing myself, but I can safely guarantee it would make Dim sooo jealous. Too bad they can’t act like normal parents and get him into a sport. Maybe some rules and structure would calm him down.
Sorry. I re-read my comment. Not saying all parents need to put their kids in sports. Not all kids want to play something and are much better at other things. Just meant that maybe if J$ did some kind of activity it might help him. I know a kid that had certain issues and they tried karate. It really helped rein him in, he began to focus better and as a result, some of the issues got better. Not saying that would work for him, but it’s worth a try. Hell, they could even get him his own little box of random Lego and give him a task, like “build a square”, just to get him off the iPad and doing something with his hands, but have a goal.
 
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