The Tim Tracker #168 We'd Rather Be Racist Than Poor

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

I just skimmed the newest video. The predictions were correct, very little footage of the ship itself on Meltdown Day. The Trackers got their a$$es off the boat because Buddy 1 had to go to a birthday party. More interesting was the almost total lack of Oliver. Oliver and Rosie had a blink and you'll miss it cameo Easter Egg in this video---Jenn accidentally filmed them and tried her best to edit them out.

So awkward for the Nanny to have to remain totally silent. Tim pointing out the Brightline and Jenn's "Oh is it?" is especially hilarious given how many times they do this drive.

 

[Quasimodo]

So they went to a birthday party for Buddy's friend right after the cruise. So they showed up like this to the birthday party? Gross.

Ginn describing their eating habits on the cruise.

Yeah okay.

I just skimmed the newest video. The predictions were correct, very little footage of the ship itself on Meltdown Day. The Trackers got their a$$es off the boat because Buddy 1 had to go to a birthday party. More interesting was the almost total lack of Oliver. Oliver and Rosie had a blink and you'll miss it cameo Easter Egg in this video---Jenn accidentally filmed them and tried her best to edit them out.

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So awkward for the Nanny to have to remain totally silent. Tim pointing out the Brightline and Jenn's "Oh is it?" is especially hilarious given how many times they do this drive.

I just wanted her to STFU about the stupid cloud.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Ugh I'm sure OG was a real treat at said party.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dimothy yet again thinks only his state suffers from too much pollen. My nose, eyes, and sinuses say otherwise.

Ginn says she wishes they could eat out on their cluttered outdoor kitchen area more. Seriously nothing's actually stopping you, you've got a ceiling fan, you've got a cover, you can go in the damn pool.

Ginn wearing her THIRD t-shirt from St. Thomas. The whale is at least a perfect match for her. So so far, out of 10 t-shirts, 4 have been worn by the two of them. I bet she didn't wash that one either before wearing it, this was the day they got back from the cruise.

Oh and she got this one too because it looks like something her grandma would wear.

And another one

She says they spent $20 per t-shirt. That pink t-shirt looks like something even a sweatshop factory would reject (like literally "virgin" is spelled wrong). Doesn't look even worth $2 but okay.

They have like 20 different St Thomas shirts. Just a taaaaaad bit overkill. They're definitely going back to Tortola (they did their usual obnoxious obvious "hint" again) and then they'll have 20 more fugly Tortola shirts to add to the future landfill pile.
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Dim is looking at her so intently so she doesn't screw up the lie they decided to go with on why they didn't bring Da Baby on the excursions.

Again, even if that was true, WHY WOULDN'T YOU PICK AN EXCURSION THE WHOLE FAMILY COULD DO TOGETHER? Instead of bring a whole bleeping nanny on board to dump Da Baby on almost the entire time.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

Again, even if that was true, WHY WOULDN'T YOU PICK AN EXCURSION THE WHOLE FAMILY COULD DO TOGETHER? Instead of bring a whole bleeping nanny on board to dump Da Baby on almost the entire time.

Yes, this. They absolutely hate being parents.

 

[hcslacs]

What's with Tim at the beginning? He's trying to say he didn't sleep well because he was worried about the alarm, but he keeps stopping and repeating himself, like a robot low on battery. Maybe it's just more bad editing.

It's so sad how they have conditioned Jackson to be like this, with their constant lamenting about how sad it is to leave the ship. They seriously cannot be surprised that he throws a tantrum not wanting to leave when they constantly say how much they themselves hate leaving vacations. They suck.

 

[The REAL Karen McCoy]

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Confirmed it's a rice cooker! Gin needs it because she always cooks rice either 1% undercooked or 99% flame broiled.

 

[hcslacs]

True to Tracker fashion, they were amongst the very last to finish breakfast in the dining room.

 

[Southpaw33]

This is a gem of a screenshot, @Quasimodo

They were on a week long cruise and on beach excursions and she looks this pasty and unhealthy??!?

Tim definitely looks guilty in this shot - like, annoyed anyone is questioning them and why do they have to even talk about this. But also like, I hope nobody (stans) looks into this too much and realizes what assholes we are.

 

[Quasimodo]

True to Tracker fashion, they were amongst the very last to finish breakfast in the dining room.

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They're always so snarky too about the "lack" of variety and how they're just trying to push you out.

Other "touch grass" moments - Ginn lamenting that Buddy never got to do the diaper dash during the pandemic or get his first haircut at MK. Literally millions of people died during the pandemic and you're whining about a bleeping diaper dash and overpriced haircut. Like seriously. duck all the way off.

 

[bumpire]

We can’t see Dim’s teeth when he smiles so they are made for eachother.

 

[hcslacs]

Yep, that's the rice cooker I thought she had. It's like $200-$250. I just don't understand them at all. You can make perfectly good rice with a $25 rice cooker. I assume this "friend" is her bougie, vegan, nail salon loving, posh picnic partner. Always trying to keep up with the Joneses.

 

[eatcherheartout]

The word “virgin” is spelled wrong in the shirt they bought.

 

[Southpaw33]

The word “virgin” is spelled wrong in the shirt they bought.

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ViriGin Tracker

 

[hcslacs]

All she's been wanting are veggies. Um, I am quite certain there would have been plenty of opportunities to eat veggies on the cruise, she just chose to eat everything else. And she has the audacity to say they didn't "overdo" it with eating on the cruise. It's like she forgets that she just showed us seven days of nothing but eating, eating, and more eating.

Ugh, if he says "cheeky Nando's" or if she says something is "wild" again I am calling it quits.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Yep, that's the rice cooker I thought she had. It's like $200-$250. I just don't understand them at all. You can make perfectly good rice with a $25 rice cooker. I assume this "friend" is her bougie, vegan, nail salon loving, posh picnic partner. Always trying to keep up with the Joneses.

I use my Instapot the rice function works fine at least makes rice better than my temperamental town home's stove does.

Started it. Just laughed when she mentioned wanting to go on the train to Ft. Lauderdale to get on a boat. I was like that will never happen. Also, J seemed to have no idea that there was a birthday party that day.

We didn't eat the best on our cruise....that has about as much sincerity as most of the things that come out of their mouth (none).

 

[Quasimodo]

That rice cooker is going to become like Woo's air fryer (also kind of a lot to spend on something they're going to get over pretty quickly). They'd be better off eating whole grain rice instead of sticky white rice especially when they're heading toward diabetes.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

And random unopened birthday bag sighted at the shithole that is Ft. Pampers...is it from Ollie's party or a gift to one of OG's "friends" that will be shortly reclaimed by OG. If it's Ollie's gift I'm honestly surprised OG hasn't tore it open.
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That rice cooker is going to become like Woo's air fryer (also kind of a lot to spend on something they're going to get over pretty quickly). They'd be better off eating whole grain rice instead of sticky white rice especially when they're heading toward diabetes.

I'm honestly surprised they are actually even cooking rice. I thought it would be Uncle Ben's minute rice for sure. Not that I completely knock microwaveable rice sometimes you have to do it when you don't have time when you work 40+ hours like a normal person. The Trackers though don't.

 

[elliebee27]

My car is freakin covered in pollen, Dim, and I definitely don't live in Florida...

My God they are so gross. The slobby greasy look is not a good thing, you guys, you're 40+, take a goddamn shower.

I'm appalled they seem so oblivious about never eating well. You never do, Jenn, even with those gross calorie-laden vegan meals you burn. Ew ew ew. When we're at Disney I always eat a chicken salad for lunch at The Mara. It's not hard to get something healthy at the parks so I assume it's probably even easier on the ship.

It really irks me seeing how rude they are to cast members. Waiting around, the last to finish, filming everything, being such gluttons and so messy. Ick ick ick. These people don't get paid nearly enough to deal with people like the Trackers.

I can't even hate watch anymore so I rely on you all I get so enraged. They hate their kids and it's so sad to see.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Dim this is what I think of your USS Bloated and Stupid cruise hat

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FFS now they are talking about how Rerun is going to to do everything OG didn't do and in the heart of hearts Rerun is still number one....and how if only he would've won.

Again, laughing about the Diaper dash being over. That laugh. I am scared guyzzz I'm scared that they are going to try for another neglected child. Please no. Just no.