The Tim Tracker #168 We'd Rather Be Racist Than Poor

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Question. Would she have been able to buy something nice than a t-shirt say on the various stores on the ship. I know they have ridiculously expensive jewelry for sell on the boats, so I find it odd she couldn't have picked out some mumu or something that fit her while they were onboard. Or hell there was probably some store at one of the ports where she could've picked up something besides a shirt too. I do remember on the October trip that quasi maternity Shore dress straps looked like they were growing into her it was so painful to look at.

Meanwhile 🥔 mom is now complaining about how much Discovery Cove costs but she wants to go. Find that interesting since someone else was talking about Discovery Cove not that long ago.
 
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Question. Would she have been able to buy something nice than a t-shirt say on the various stores on the ship. I know they have ridiculously expensive jewelry for sell on the boats, so I find it odd she couldn't have picked out some mumu or something that fit her while they were onboard. Or hell there was probably some store at one of the ports where she could've picked up something besides a shirt too. I do remember on the October trip that quasi maternity Shore dress straps looked like they were growing into her it was so painful to look at.

Meanwhile 🥔 mom is now complaining about how much Discovery Cove costs but she wants to go. Find that interesting since someone else was talking about Discovery Cove not that long ago.
I'm guessing the shop with the nicer offerings--Tommy Bahama, Vineyard Vines, Lilly Pulitzer won't have anything in her size. Sometimes they'll have a DCL casual dress in there in larger sizes like XXL and XXXL but they are usually weird prints and probably not something she would wear. (I don't blame her) In Tortola--where the ship docks there are a bunch of little tourist shops, similar to what they showed in St Thomas. I imagine both shopping areas would have had the tropical mumus and stuff like that. But of course she opted for the ill-fitting graphic tees....She should have just reworn the jorts/top from Day 1 and the green dress from Da Baby's party over and over and over again.

This was the dress they had last time I sailed...
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It was strange to me that she was wearing a Universal Mardi Gras shirt that second day. Where's her XXL Castaway Cay shirt? I mean, she's a so-called Disney content creator and that's what she's choosing to wear on Disney Cruise Line? Tell me you don't give a tit without telling me you don't give a tit.
 
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I'm guessing the shop with the nicer offerings--Tommy Bahama, Vineyard Vines, Lilly Pulitzer won't have anything in her size. Sometimes they'll have a DCL casual dress in there in larger sizes like XXL and XXXL but they are usually weird prints and probably not something she would wear. (I don't blame her) In Tortola--where the ship docks there are a bunch of little tourist shops, similar to what they showed in St Thomas. I imagine both shopping areas would have had the tropical mumus and stuff like that. But of course she opted for the ill-fitting graphic tees....She should have just reworn the jorts/top from Day 1 and the green dress from Da Baby's party over and over and over again.

It was strange to me that she was wearing a Universal Mardi Gras shirt that second day. Where's her XXL Castaway Cay shirt? I mean, she's a so-called Disney content creator and that's what she's choosing to wear on Disney Cruise Line? Tell me you don't give a tit without telling me you don't give a tit.
Thanks as always for the DCL insight. I do think it's interesting they wouldn't carry some brands for larger sizes especially since cruises tend on to pack on the pounds very easily if you don't watch yourself. My uncle is fanatic about Weight Watchers and cruising (I think they usually go NCL) and even he has conceded to packing clothes a size or two bigger when cruising. And as far as packing on the pounds goes, it looks like she did pick up a lot this cruise.
 
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They are both just trash slobs.

I can't imagine not dressing well if I was going to be on camera. Do my hair, put a little makeup on. Take a damned shower. The bar is in hell!
 
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She'd have better luck searching Fiverr for someone to hire. But I guess figuring that out isn't within her adulting skills.
But she sells stickers, it’s like she is just screaming “I’m a thief and a fraud!” If she can’t even create her own logo 😂
 
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Question. Would she have been able to buy something nice than a t-shirt say on the various stores on the ship. I know they have ridiculously expensive jewelry for sell on the boats, so I find it odd she couldn't have picked out some mumu or something that fit her while they were onboard. Or hell there was probably some store at one of the ports where she could've picked up something besides a shirt too. I do remember on the October trip that quasi maternity Shore dress straps looked like they were growing into her it was so painful to look at.

Meanwhile 🥔 mom is now complaining about how much Discovery Cove costs but she wants to go. Find that interesting since someone else was talking about Discovery Cove not that long ago.
No kidding...I'm sure they have some sort of tarp or awning cover on the ship they could roll her up in that would have looked nicer than the Buy 1 get 3 free port wear.
 
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Her wardrobe this trip just shows she no longer cares and/or is depressed. I agree that she used to make an effort for dinners on the ship. To me, this shows that she really does have body dysmorphia. She probably packed her usual resort wear for the trip without checking the fit before she left. She got on board and found out nothing fit her anymore. She tells us all the time that she is buying "oversized" T-shirts, but our eyes tell us they're not actually oversized when she's wearing them, they fit her as a regular T-shirt does. She continues to dress for the body she wants to have, not the one she's currently in.
And maybe they've done so many cruises that they just don't feel special enough to make an effort any more. Cruises with kids ain't as much fun as cruising as carefree adults on Disney's dollar. And it shows...
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Jenn, since you need some new clothes, I help you with plus size shopping. Lots of regular places have plus sizes like Ralph Lauren, Michael Kors, Talbots, Lands' End, LL Bean, J Crew. Reese Witherspoon has her own clothing line, Draper James. Also try Vineyard Vines. Then there's my online fave, Tuckernuck. We expect to see some classier clothes on your next cruise. You're welcome.
 
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At first, I tried to be kind about Mandy, assuming she was just a provincial who had transplanted to the real world, but clearly she's a witch and out for freebies. I hope she comes here. Mandy, if you need an invite just tweet it and one of us will DM you one. For free, even.
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And maybe they've done so many cruises that they just don't feel special enough to make an effort any more. Cruises with kids ain't as much fun as cruising as carefree adults on Disney's dollar. And it shows...
Yeah, they used to cruise because they enjoyed it. Now they cruise because they're desperately unhappy being parents and using constant vacations (and nannies) to distance themselves from their reality.
 
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Jenn, since you need some new clothes, I help you with plus size shopping. Lots of regular places have plus sizes like Ralph Lauren, Michael Kors, Talbots, Lands' End, LL Bean, J Crew. Reese Witherspoon has her own clothing line, Draper James. Also try Vineyard Vines. Then there's my online fave, Tuckernuck. We expect to see some classier clothes on your next cruise. You're welcome.
Anthropologie also has a Plus size line too. We know she goes there since she wore that Queen shirt to death.
 
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Jenn, since you need some new clothes, I help you with plus size shopping. Lots of regular places have plus sizes like Ralph Lauren, Michael Kors, Talbots, Lands' End, LL Bean, J Crew. Reese Witherspoon has her own clothing line, Draper James. Also try Vineyard Vines. Then there's my online fave, Tuckernuck. We expect to see some classier clothes on your next cruise. You're welcome.
Michael Kors is very fluffy friendly. I was surprised.
 
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Anthropologie also has a Plus size line too. We know she goes there since she wore that Queen shirt to death.
There’s no way the Queen and Blondie shirts from Anthro fit her anymore. They were snug months ago and she’s gained probably 20lbs since then.

I don't think she’s willing to purchase the actual sizes that she needs.
 
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There’s no way the Queen and Blondie shirts from Anthro fit her anymore. They were snug months ago and she’s gained probably 20lbs since then.

I don't think she’s willing to purchase the actual sizes that she needs.
I think the whole theory about there being some body dysmorphia going on has some validity in it for sure. I keep mentioning that she probably really isn't as big as she looks but she just doesn't know how to dress for her body. Even if she got a personal shopper I'm sure she'd claim they were large shaming her by buying her her actual size rather than placating her and getting whatever size it is she tries to stuff herself into (I'm guessing a 16 since that's the biggest size Lilly carries). She also really needs to get undergarmets that fit. I do think that having a bra that fits and wearing proper shape wear would help her loads.

Also, saw someone mention Tuckernuk I love that place.
 
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