The Tim Tracker #168 We'd Rather Be Racist Than Poor

[WDWUO83]

I’ve been behind for a few days and finally caught up. Lovely to see Tim’s very sad face over losing both the baby race AND the Civil War.

 

[cavamom]

I’ve been behind for a few days and finally caught up. Lovely to see Tim’s very sad face over losing both the baby race AND the Civil War.

TT #169: Lost the baby race AND the Civil War.
Credit to @WDWUO83

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

The January Wish cruise was supposedly nannyless. They looked miserable throughout the entire thing .

I imagine the Lighthouse Point cruise will also have a nanny. That is coming up shortly.

I wasn't going to share this, but I have a big mouth and I don't think there is anyway that I wont eventually mention it and the excitement is building. We are booked on the Inaugural Lighthouse Point cruise. I had it in my head that Tim/Jenn were going on the Preview Cruise on the Magic a few days before, but when I realized that sailed from Fort Lauderdale a few weeks ago, the more likely it is that we will be on the same cruise on the Fantasy.

So the good news is, if they are...y'all are in for a lot of information. The bad news is, I will have to do my best to avoid them because they will most likely infuriate me beyond belief. I do personally guarantee that I will kick Tim's ass in trivia all damn day....I just have to stay incognito.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Shouldn’t be too hard to avoid Jenn. Eat breakfast early. Show up to dinner on time. Go see the shows. Book awesome excursions that have a “real” age limit over 3 years old.

But never give away your true identity. Keep that bitch guessing. By the end of the cruise, she won’t even trust her towel animal. She will convince herself everyone is the enemy.

 

[pkd81]

🫡 🫡 🫡 🫡

 

[Quasimodo]

So Dim took Budley to the cooking class which Budley didn't like, then Dim went to drool over Chip & Dale by himself which he said took awhile, then Dim went to trivia by himself. Like what was Ginn doing this whole time, just sleeping and eating I guess? Sleeping AND eating? Sleeping on a table at Cabanas?

Ginn looks like a hungry chupacabra at the finish line next to the normal mothers. Glad she busted out her finest bike shorts to go with that $3 t-shirt! SHE'S LITERALLY TAKING UP TWO LANES.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I can't understand anything that kid says. And I just noticed how junked up their fridge is with magnets. Just something else to add to the cutterness that is the Ft. Pampers kitchen.

Shocked her vegan eggplant is only 520 calories. I'm sure she's adjusting the portion count to a thousand accordingly.
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Ugh, Dim is claiming he has a million dollar idea again. He should rephrase that to douche idea.
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Jenn says lower your expectations for vegan meals and is defending them. Lower your expectations should be their motto. And apparently Jenn does not want to cancel the vegan boxes

In fact;

TTT 169: Lower Your Expectations. Jenn Sure Has.

 

[PoorKid]

Emergency Eye-Palate Cleanser

 

[HaroldTheWalrus]

If Oliver didn’t win the diaper dash, then that was a whole lot of money to waste on nothing of any consequence.

Alternatively, if he did win, then that was still a whole lot of money to waste on nothing of any consequence.

 

[itsme73]

Can anyone see this comment under it?

 

[TheDimSnacker]

Halloween costume idea for 2024....I give you Jenn Franklin!

 

[starpaws]

Maybe I'll break the Cricut out and make myself an xmasbdaygirl shirt?

Wear an ‘I Anna Marie Island Turtles’ T shirt to a formal dinner

 

[PoorKid]

If Amanda came here every other post would be something like "I know this is OT, but does anyone know where I can buy socks?"

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Sorry for the crotch shot....but for those newcomers and those lurking stans who think they do no wrong....here's Tim riding an electric bike with the headlight on, on our beautiful AMI beaches....which are full of turtle nests and have signs posted everywhere (including in this video) about not riding motorized vehicles on the beach and how lighting is not permitted so as to not confuse the turtles.

Sorry everyone, this is still a big fucking deal to me.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I am now picturing Tim and Jen constantly looking over their shoulders, nervously wondering who @xmasbdaygirl is the whole cruise.

I am torn between hoping you never encounter them so you can enjoy your cruise and hoping you see them frequently to get any intel on the "real" Trackers.

I just want to be clear for all the stans lurking---I've been booked on this cruise for a long time, we booked early last summer. I'm just now mentioning it because well, I'm starting to really get excited for it and I did realize last week that they probably aren't on the "Preview" cruise like I was originally thinking. I guess time will tell.

I honestly don't think our paths will cross all too much. We arrive at the port early. We have late dinner for this cruise because our last June cruise we did early and the kids...oh dear lord, the children, all of which were misbehaved and miserable around us. We go to the shows. We will not be at the splash pad. We do not like booty butts. We rise early at hit Cabanas before 8am most days. We like to have a few cocktails at the bars.

But the trivia...I am a cruise trivia addict. I can't wait to win in front of him. Now they'll be showing up to trivia looking for the winner.

 

[SunshineBoop]

It’s too bad they didn’t buy a postcard that says “Wish You Were Here” to send to Da Baby.

The Tim Tracker #169: Wish You Were Here, Oliver!

(credit to Quasi)

 

[hcslacs]

Jen is excited for Animators Palette because Jackson is such a better drawer now. Umm, ok.

Once again she’s looking sexy at dinner. Oh and it looks like they are shooting to be the last ones in the dining room every single night.

All those workers in the background trying to get the dining room ready for the second seating and these assholes just sit there without a care in the world.

 

[quietcandy]

Maybe I'll break the Cricut out and make myself an xmasbdaygirl shirt?

Wear a different shirt with a different forum member's name each day.

 

[airbusA330]

Booking a trip for a baby race is peak insanity.

 

[Prosperity Piglet]

I've never rooted for a baby to lose before.