The Tim Tracker #168 We'd Rather Be Racist Than Poor

[hcslacs]

Oh, they say Oliver was a gracious loser in the diaper dash. Too bad his parents are still sore losers. Jen still blaming it on the crowd nose and Tim still saying he would have won if the track were longer. Maybe learn some manners from your one year old, assholes.

They say this is a once in a lifetime achievement. Wow, they are shooting for the stars, aren't they.

 

[abgrshotf]

hey bozos fun fact: eating healthy twice a week doesn’t count as “trying” to eat healthier. eat like this every day and keep “running” or “working out” like you guys claim you do and you will see progress. they don’t need to eat everytime they go to a darn park. it’s so disgusting to me honestly how they put this fake persona on 24/7. AND NOT TO MENTION! there’s literally so many good healthy and vegan options at disney especially at the restaurants!!!

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Ugh, I think the HSN is more entertaining than these two bemoaning about how they couldn't buy tit to throw in their garage from Castaway.

And now they are trying to fix some of their faux pas like their idiotic water purchase. They blame Da Baby (obviously). And blaming FL water. witch, try water where I'm from where your city has to send you notices every month NOT to drink the water.

Meanwhile for some nightmare fuel. Still looks better than J4D

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Also so sorry for missing pirate night 'cause we were tired. And more lying about the excursions. Hey you two morons, you can simple Google the ports you went to and see the various excursions and age limits. We know you are lying.
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Oh, live show soon. Oh boy.

 

[notasponsor]

I guarantee Jenn didn’t wash her rice before she cooked it in the rice cooker. Yuck!

They truly ruined Jackson. He should have been excited to see his friends and ride go carts. Jenn trained him to have meltdowns when they leave a cruise/vacation.

I bet they bought the birthday boy a toy on the cruise. Jackson probably handed it to him unwrapped and without a card. They probably arrived late to the party.

Where were all of the tshirts they bought for their “friends“ during their haul?

They keep referring to Oliver as Da Baby. He isn’t even a baby even more. Start calling him Da Toddler. Poor Oliver is just the little forgotten child. If their house had a room under their staircase he would definitely sleep there.

 

[hcslacs]

Why are they even bothering with these lies trying to justify their water bottle purchase and shore excursions? Are they suddenly worried Stans might finally questioning their crappy behavior? I don’t feel they’ve cared before.

 

[mjm9]

Oh, they say Oliver was a gracious loser in the diaper dash. Too bad his parents are still sore losers. Jen still blaming it on the crowd nose and Tim still saying he would have won if the track were longer. Maybe learn some manners from your one year old, assholes.

They say this is a once in a lifetime achievement. Wow, they are shooting for the stars, aren't they.

Lifetime achievement for whom? Them or Oliver?

Gracious loser? Sure not them!

Like you said, all the TL predicted excuses for O losing came out….it was too loud, the noise confused O, the track was too short (needed 2-4 more feet), etc.

The kicker was how proud they are of Oliver’s Jack Jack Diaper Dash participation bib!

 

[littlemuv]

Dimothy yet again thinks only his state suffers from too much pollen. My nose, eyes, and sinuses say otherwise.
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Ginn says she wishes they could eat out on their cluttered outdoor kitchen area more. Seriously nothing's actually stopping you, you've got a ceiling fan, you've got a cover, you can go in the damn pool.

Ginn wearing her THIRD t-shirt from St. Thomas. The whale is at least a perfect match for her. So so far, out of 10 t-shirts, 4 have been worn by the two of them. I bet she didn't wash that one either before wearing it, this was the day they got back from the cruise.
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Oh and she got this one too because it looks like something her grandma would wear.
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And another one
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She says they spent $20 per t-shirt. That pink t-shirt looks like something even a sweatshop factory would reject (like literally "virgin" is spelled wrong). Doesn't look even worth $2 but okay.

They have like 20 different St Thomas shirts. Just a taaaaaad bit overkill. They're definitely going back to Tortola (they did their usual obnoxious obvious "hint" again) and then they'll have 20 more fugly Tortola shirts to add to the future landfill pile.
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Dim is looking at her so intently so she doesn't screw up the lie they decided to go with on why they didn't bring Da Baby on the excursions.
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Again, even if that was true, WHY WOULDN'T YOU PICK AN EXCURSION THE WHOLE FAMILY COULD DO TOGETHER? Instead of bring a whole bleeping nanny on board to dump Da Baby on almost the entire time.

Jenn’s face says it all…’I’m lying and you all know I’m lying’.

 

[Maleficent50]

It’s not hard to work out they lied about age restrictions - I checked and it’s right there on the DCL page - babies go free. Would have been interesting to see the excuses for leaving Oliver on the ship if they’d docked at Castaway. Because they sure as hell would have left him and the nanny on board.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm late to the party again---I know I've said this 1000 times, but...it is just so incredibly disgusting to me that they record their child asleep and then waking up in the morning. It's gross. It should be illegal. It is so incredibly violating to me.

It also blows my mind that Tim's clock shows 7:35am at the breakfast table and they are loading up the car saying it's 8:30am and everyone is gone. Debarkation breakfast starts between 6:45am and 7:00am. They must have been super late because it takes less than 5 minutes to order and for them to bring out your food, it's all premade and the menu is limited to get everyone out quickly. They basically sat at that breakfast for another 40 minutes or so. They suck.

So wait--Jenn says in the St Thomas vid that they bought 10 tshirts "for gifts". Then she proceeds to show all these shirts in this vid, none of which are gifts? Where are the gifts, Jenn? Oh they weren't actually gifts---you lied? Shocking.

She will never wear that pink one with the misspelling because it's a large. There's no way that shirt fits her.

 

[LVgirly]

I think she forgot that "the shirts are gifts" was the storyline. I'm going with everything she brought was too small. I can't say there are any places I've vacationed at that I loved enough to buy 10 shirts from the same store.

 

[xojamilyn]

The word “virgin” is spelled wrong in the shirt they bought.

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Her a for sure didn’t notice either. We won’t be seeing Ginn wear her grandma shirt in the future.

 

[2020planner]

Her a for sure didn’t notice either. We won’t be seeing Ginn wear her grandma shirt in the future.

Yep. Just goes to show what a compulsive shopper she is. She probably grabbed a whole bunch of them quickly just based off of color or basic design but failed to actually take the time to inspect the product. Ya know, by reading it.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

How many bleeping shirts are needed that ALL say the same thing?!

$20/shirt for those generic Tees are not a deal.

Why not get shirts at different places, or even the actual cool ones on the ship?

Also, when Jenn was flexing about her veggie skewers, Jackson interrupts her multiple times…

“Get me grapes!!!”

“I eat the best?!!?!”

Put the camera down guys. Address this tit.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I don't know you guys, but to me--those shirts look like the sale price is $14.99 unless you are buying the XXL or XXXL which are $18.99. If they were $20 each...I'm guessing she got the extra sizing on those.

The pink Virigin shirt was def a large though.

 

[2020planner]

I don't know you guys, but to me--those shirts look like the sale price is $14.99 unless you are buying the XXL or XXXL which are $18.99. If they were $20 each...I'm guessing she got the extra sizing on those.
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The pink Virigin shirt was def a large though.

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Honestly, I don't get the whole lying about buying shirts for everyone.

Exactly who are these friends / family they're buying for? His parents are / were frequent cruisers and probably have been to these locations already. Doubtful his brother and SIL care about a St. Thomas U.S. VIRIgin Islands t-shirt circa 90s that the shop is still trying to get rid of. Too big for the "cousins." Don't think her sister cares one iota about any of this. Doubtful it's for the rich neighbor Jenn is trying to impress. What "friends" would they buy for, at this point, who would want an weird a t-shirt for some place that they haven't been to themselves?

So...why lie? It's not like they've never shown ridiculous hauls before.

Is it just because she's gained so much weight now that she's basically going to live in t-shirts now and she doesn't want to make it seem like she bought a buttload of t-shirts just for herself as part of her new wardrobe?!

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Why does Jenn always witch about the things SHE lost in covid times, like she is entitled to compensation?

 

[2020planner]

What's with Tim at the beginning? He's trying to say he didn't sleep well because he was worried about the alarm, but he keeps stopping and repeating himself, like a robot low on battery. Maybe it's just more bad editing.

I noticed that about him mumbling. I could barely make out what he was saying.
I thought for a second she had messed up splicing together footage but nah, that was just him rambling incoherently.

I really don't get why they opened with that scene at all.

You could barely hear them, they both sounded miserably stuffy and half-asleep (despite Jenn saying she slept great - surprise, surprise! and Tim didn't at all). And, like @Quasimodo, I immediately picked up on her use of MY bed, MY bed, MY bed rather than OUR bed. Very telling.

And then, to show Jackson in bed... just no.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

How many bleeping shirts are needed that ALL say the same thing?!

I own many Iowa Hawkeyes shirts in all colors

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

I own many Iowa Hawkeyes shirts in all colors

Did you buy them all at once? And justify the purchase by lying and saying they were for your friends?

I’m sure it’s NOT the same thing.

 

[DoreenP]

I actually like the colour of that blue St. Thomas shirt she has on while sitting on the floor. It really suits her. If she had her hair and makeup done. So of course, we will never see a piece of clothing in that colour ever again lol