I know everyone’s focused on the stans, but did anyone notice how weird Tim was acting in the Circus McGurkus voog? A few notes (w/ timestamps):
0:00- “Good afternoon,” he says. What time did he get there? His curfew for single dad duties is 2pm (as we find out later).
1:11- Tim is slurring his speech really badly here. He sounds like someone whose dentures are falling out. Has he sounded this bad before?
4:01- More slurred speech. “Universal Orlando Annual Passholders” becomes a jumbled mess in his mouth. He also provides some weird useless commentary on a Seuss bathroom sign.
7:07- Tim shows off an “Only the Dead Need Sleep” shirt, but half of it is off camera until the last second. He also says, “feels like me right now”.
9:24- Most of the footage inside the Halloween shop at Islands is bad. But starting here, it becomes particularly vomit-inducing with the lack of focus, quick zooming, and rapid movements. I seriously got nauseous trying to watch this. Why keep this in the final edit?
9:50- Extreme white hair popping out of his mustache. Beware. Also, why does Tim not groom himself in the mornings? A quick hit with an electric razor would clean up the stubble growth on his neck.
14:51- Tim begins his lunch (on a very wet outdoor table). He got 3 entrees and 1 dessert. (1) Roast Beast Sandwich with curly fries; (2) Big Top Burger, also with curly fries; (3) Chicken and Biscuit, again with even more curly fries; and (4) Green Eggs and Ham chocolate cheesecake. As he eats, it looks like he finishes the roast beast sandwich, eats most of the burger, at least half the chicken and biscuit, and all of the cheesecake.
23:36- He has a tiny bag of leftovers for Jenn (gotta be mostly fries, by my estimation). Also says he is so stuffed, but will probably try to eat (another) “tiny” dessert before he leaves.
25:39- Films inside Mel’s Diner, does not order anything. He then walks around for no reason, filming the face of every single person inside the restaurant. That’s nice.
30:52- Perhaps his worst example of slurring today, “universannulpassholeruniversorlandannualpassholerpassholerlounge”.
31:10- Tells us it’s 5 minutes before 2, and “that’s when I’m supposed to be leaving.” Is that why his filming and speech was so erratic? He has to do something about Jenn’s inability to pick up her kid from school. It’s insane that this has gone on this long.
I left out a lot, but the whole thing was very unusual. Tim sounded bad, the footage was bad, and nothing useful was shared. What is the point of a video like this? To watch him eat? See him run around the parks, accomplishing nothing? Someone explain it to me!
All in all, this was a horrible voog. And with that being said, I’m off, I hope I won’t have to see another one tomorrow. And now it’s time for the Tylenol.
0:00- “Good afternoon,” he says. What time did he get there? His curfew for single dad duties is 2pm (as we find out later).
1:11- Tim is slurring his speech really badly here. He sounds like someone whose dentures are falling out. Has he sounded this bad before?
4:01- More slurred speech. “Universal Orlando Annual Passholders” becomes a jumbled mess in his mouth. He also provides some weird useless commentary on a Seuss bathroom sign.
7:07- Tim shows off an “Only the Dead Need Sleep” shirt, but half of it is off camera until the last second. He also says, “feels like me right now”.
9:24- Most of the footage inside the Halloween shop at Islands is bad. But starting here, it becomes particularly vomit-inducing with the lack of focus, quick zooming, and rapid movements. I seriously got nauseous trying to watch this. Why keep this in the final edit?
9:50- Extreme white hair popping out of his mustache. Beware. Also, why does Tim not groom himself in the mornings? A quick hit with an electric razor would clean up the stubble growth on his neck.
14:51- Tim begins his lunch (on a very wet outdoor table). He got 3 entrees and 1 dessert. (1) Roast Beast Sandwich with curly fries; (2) Big Top Burger, also with curly fries; (3) Chicken and Biscuit, again with even more curly fries; and (4) Green Eggs and Ham chocolate cheesecake. As he eats, it looks like he finishes the roast beast sandwich, eats most of the burger, at least half the chicken and biscuit, and all of the cheesecake.
23:36- He has a tiny bag of leftovers for Jenn (gotta be mostly fries, by my estimation). Also says he is so stuffed, but will probably try to eat (another) “tiny” dessert before he leaves.
25:39- Films inside Mel’s Diner, does not order anything. He then walks around for no reason, filming the face of every single person inside the restaurant. That’s nice.
30:52- Perhaps his worst example of slurring today, “universannulpassholeruniversorlandannualpassholerpassholerlounge”.
31:10- Tells us it’s 5 minutes before 2, and “that’s when I’m supposed to be leaving.” Is that why his filming and speech was so erratic? He has to do something about Jenn’s inability to pick up her kid from school. It’s insane that this has gone on this long.
I left out a lot, but the whole thing was very unusual. Tim sounded bad, the footage was bad, and nothing useful was shared. What is the point of a video like this? To watch him eat? See him run around the parks, accomplishing nothing? Someone explain it to me!
All in all, this was a horrible voog. And with that being said, I’m off, I hope I won’t have to see another one tomorrow. And now it’s time for the Tylenol.
