The Tim Tracker #164 If the Christmas tree was a slice of pizza, it'd be gone by now!

[Disscot]

They have no clue either. Adam said the race starts at 5 am and ends at 10 am so he has 5 hours to complete the race. He didn’t seem to know that the fast runners are the ones who start at 5 am. He’s going to be starting closer to 6 am and yeah 4 hours is enough time to complete 13 miles but I’m sure Adam and Tim will be stopping to meet characters which will eat into their time.

Tim isn’t going to have Nick here with him to push him and motivate him. He will likely do worse on this one because of that. I’m sure he will still tell Jackson he won though.

The pace is 16 min per mile and a 'normal' person could walk 13.1 miles in the time allowed (roughly 3 and half hours). If you are unfit you will still be rough the next day and neither Tim nor the Woo look like they will be doing any build up runs.

 

[hcslacs]

I forgot that Adam is DVC now. It looks like they also brought Mike along with them.

 

[PistachioNut]

Just went and looked still the same intro.

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You are right I checked AGAIN & realized I wasn’t viewing it from the very beginning. Thx 4 correcting me. Wouldn’t want him to get kudos for doing nothing.
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She looks like a fucker trucker.

True, she looks like dim’s aunt, age 75
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Dim's bitch tits on full display. Also is it just me or does that bitch's two front teeth get further apart (up and down) by the day?

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Stand up straight, you ogre!

 

[mjm9]

Did Tim donate or raise $1000 minimally to go “Over the Edge”?

What was Tim doing solo at the Hyatt Regency on Friday, Feb. 23 (where he complained the wind was too strong to safely do the event) when it was scheduled for Sat. Feb. 24?

 

[blockedbyslockbower]

New vid's thumbnail is

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Based off their views over the last few months, not many people watch ANY of their videos anymore. Beyond the 100,000 (being super liberal with that figure) or so diehard stans, they're lucky anyone watches their bullshit anymore. That plus the fact that their subs have plateaued should be extremely alarming to them.

The Disney ones are still doing OK but them making it over 100K with a non Disney voog is getting rarer and rarer.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Cinnabon is iconic Everybody knows Cinnabon, it is everywhere, it is what people think of when they thin Cinnamon bun. Yes there are better local versions, but no other chain.

Fatburger, not iconic.

I like the guy who used to run the Omaha one (iykyk)

 

[mjm9]

This is a totally different stroller than the stroller wagon, correct? So they brought TWO different strollers for their 4-year-old and toddler to this event that lasted a couple hours at most??

I don’t recall there being two strollers.
Oliver was in a single stroller. J$ was walking and doing normal 4 year old things. J$ at one point was laying down on a pool lounge chair while they waited.
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All the comments and flexing about the fan club is very telling about how it was a huge point of contention for Tim with the marathon

And what is Tim going to do about the September DL Halloween races. He signed up for the Chills ‘n Thrills Challenge (10K & half marathon)

Does he go solo or drag the fam along?
His lap dog, Nick, isn’t going. So he has no one to take his hand and guide him through the races.

btw - because both races are timed I look forward to seeing Tim’s race times and where he ranks in his age group.
Will he get swept in the half?

 

[BusyMum68]

It would be interesting to ring around a few of their local paediatric ENT specialists and enquire about surgery wait times.....

 

[CMDisney]

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Have you ever seen a grown man hold a plastic fork like a developmentally-challenged toddler might hold a toy beach shovel? Whilst scooping up 1/3rd of the top of a cupcake he had just dropped on a filthy table? Balancing said chunk of cupcake on said plastic fork with a bizarre simian-like four-fingered grip? Bringing the chunk of dirty cupcake frosting towards his gaping maw in a sideways motion whilst simultaneously jutting out his neck like a snapping turtle grabbing a treat from a cautious zookeeper?

All whilst having a stray piece of the filthy frosting dangling from beneath the odiously manicured fingernail of his middle finger?

Well, now you have.

Fresh Baked!

(Although, between you and I, this is the one vlogger I really like. He's not everyone's cup of tea, but I find him funny. Sorry, David!)

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

Tim seems like the kind of guy that would mow the lawn in his underwear.

Flesh colored underwear!
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I was reading a Nightwing graphic novel, saw this and rolled my eyes

Nick has never heard of Nightwing, I'm guessing.

 

[eatcherheartout]

That video was posted Jan. 7
Tim only “ran” the 10K this race weekend
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Not the modified 7.1 mile half marathon in 2024.

Thank you for the correction. In the back of my mind I knew he did the 10k since we discussed it in length here but I guess I have the half marathon on my brain.
I don’t think he knows what he is in for. 13 miles is going to be tough for someone who eats like shit. He probably thinks he can train the month before and be fine. Either way, I’ll be tuning in to that shit show for sure.

 

[Dillon21]

Poor Oliver, his "so called" parents keep putting him in the wagon facing backwards, nothing but the best for Jack$on. Dim recently mentioned how Notagirl was having a hard time looking around behind himself, so they are cognizant of how they're treating him. When he grows up I hope he yells at them like Jan did in the Brady Bunch, "Jackson! Jackson! Jackson!"

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Unfortunately I've seem similar stuff in my own family. One cousin, she was the youngest out of the three and 5 years younger from the middle kid and 6 years younger than the oldest (granted I know families with bigger age gaps between the oldest/youngest or middle/youngest). It was the opposite, they wanted a boy, but got a girl. Either way, they treated her like the golden child and caused resentment between the older two kids growing up.

The oldest two had to work to split the cost of getting a car and had to split the car between then. She got a newer used car (while they got an old car).

Fast forward, while she ended up having a great career and a good husband and great kids. BUT she is very self-absorbed. She treated her oldest kid the same way mentioned above. She treated/treats her oldest kid (who is on her own now) like she is the golden child and will post still how awesome kid number 1 is and how pretty she is (which she is). But the youngest girl (who is a great kid (she is 22) and also very pretty) will barely get a mention on FB or Insta other than maybe on her birthday or if she happens to be in the same photo as her older sister.

 

[Kystar]

The "allergies" are ruining their furniture outside.

Ginn can't stop clearing her throat.

Buddy with his swollen eyes & always runny nose , as well as her , I say they have some kind of hidden mold that is causing it all
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST TEXT THEM AMANDUH
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Dim keeps doing something funky with his mouth.
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OMG , he looks like Buddy#2

 

[notasponsor]

Maybe Jenn would show servers her expired license and they wouldn’t notice. She looks so old, she probably never gets carded. Tim can buy her booze for her at Publix and scan his ID at the pharmacy.

I’m surprised her doctors have never asked for an ID. “Oh I forgot it but don’t worry Dr. Smith knows me! Just ask her. My husband has his ID we have the same last name.”

When was the last time she flew? Did she tell security she forgot her ID? What a hassle.

I don’t understand how anyone over 18 doesn’t have some form of valid ID. It shows how useless she is. As “travel vloggers” she should have a valid passport. What if Disney or Universal wants to send them to one of their international parks ASAP? It will never happen lol but just in case.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

I didn't realize one opened in Celebration. I bet they will be there by the end of the week. I'm curious if that store also has the no recording sign on the door that will sabotage their food review.

I will definitely not watch when they go because they will not ruin it for me. We split the heart shaped chicken and waffles when we were there last time. I cannot begin to imagine how much food they will order.

They will have to order the equivalent of the pound and a half of hamburger in the triple burger, plus cookies.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Jennbo reminds us she doesn’t like meat

Her hair looks so ridiculous in those ponytails- at least braid them.

 

[mjm9]

The ear tubes potentially solve one issue, but what about all of Jackson’s other health issues?

All his allergies and non-acknowledged cases of COVID.
The constant runny noses.
Blocked nasal passages resulting in him being a mouth breather.
His open mouth chewing. (I’m thinking some kind of jaw/oral misalignment that gets addressed when he’s older. Ginn‘s causes her to chew with her front teeth)

 

[Lambyo]

To me, this is a Freudian slip. TPD is being hosted by Undercover Tourist/Theme Park Frog at Universal right now. This is bothering Tim so while he was slumming it at Sea World's #hosted event, he's got Dick on the brain. Top it off with everyone on planet Earth getting the Epic Universe package a few weeks ago...Tim is thinking this is what my life is now. Fucking Sea World.

Jenn still needs to fix it, because Sea World is one of the very few who have continued to host them. They owe it to SW not to screw up their media events. The fact that the video went up, people commented and she still didn't go in and fix the audio, even with one of her shitty volumes, lead me to believe that she truly doesn't give a fuck about anything.

Theme Park Review also got the Undercover Tourist VIP Tour thing and they made sure to thank their hosts. The TrackHoles are so ungrateful, you would think they should be thrilled anyone invites them for anything nowadays. They are the worst of the worst.

 

[gaga09]

Speaking of old Twitter beef with Jen, does anyone remember shortly after Armani died, they said in a vlog that someone made a Twitter account pretending to be their dead dog? I believe they disappeared for a couple days with no vlogs and that was the excuse. They were definitely in the Sanford house still so it was many years ago when I occasionally watched.