The Tim Tracker #164 If the Christmas tree was a slice of pizza, it'd be gone by now!

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xmasbdaygirl

We don't drink. Quit lying Jenn. You literally show proof of drinking several times a week. It's ok that you drink. People drink. You are an adult. As long as you aren't drinking and driving, who the fuck cares.

For those of you who go to Disney Springs often, if you parked in the Orange Garage, how would you get to Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar? For me, I'd walk straight over the bridge towards STK and The Edison and stay straight, right? Not hang a right, walk through all those stores, go over the bridge by Sprinkles and down past Gideons, like Tim did. That way seems so much longer. They can use the exercise and all, but it seems like the least effective way to show someone how to get there.
 
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hcslacs

Tim wants to make sure we all know someone else was with them at lunch and it looks like it's Mike. They blame him for not bringing his usual appetite. They had 8 dishes in total. For 3 people. Looks like about $116, without drinks.
 
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fiveleggedgoat

The funniest thing I’ve heard all day is Tim tell Jen to get him shorts at Lululemon…. Size MEDIUM!!!

BTW, these motherfuckers went out on a Saturday without their kids!! WTF? How about spend some time with your children, instead of your rando Stan friends. Spend some time with Jackson, who is at school on the weekdays and should have SOME fun and interaction with his parents!

They now have a weekend nanny.
 
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xmasbdaygirl

hcslacs said:
Tim wants to make sure we all know someone else was with them at lunch and it looks like it's Mike. They blame him for not bringing his usual appetite. They had 8 dishes in total. For 3 people. Looks like about $116, without drinks.
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Yes, it's definitely Mike. That was a disgusting amount of food.

Jenn says there are sooooo many place with deviled eggs at Disney Springs. She can remember the ones she is eating now, Homecomin, but couldn't come up with the place that she most recently had deviled eggs--Summer House. Again, you put this shit out there and somehow I can remember things better than you, the person actually experiencing it.

She got the wrong size at lululemon. But, wait, aren't we wrong here 99% of the time?
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Not sure if this one has ever been suggest but

TTT 165: We Don't Drink

It seems very appropriate

TLDR: Same shit with bonus of Dick having a meltdown and Jenn having BIG energy

Longer Recap: Eat, eat,eat, and shit out a home voog. That was pretty much the name of the gang during the last thread. Trackers big V Day celebration consists of being late to lunch reservations to Summer House and fighting over cookies. Dick meanwhile realizes that not everyone likes him and his rodent teeth and cries to Dim-he does not care. J4D also took Amanduh to the spa since Rosie became a saboteur and she got a sound bath and heard she has big energy (we know they meant stomach).
 
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yellojello

fiveleggedgoat said:
The funniest thing I’ve heard all day is Tim tell Jen to get him shorts at Lululemon…. Size MEDIUM!!!
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Timmy is in some deep denial…I couldn’t believe he said he was a medium / size 34. Lululemon must have vanity sizing.
 
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LittleMissMeaniePants

xmasbdaygirl said:
For those of you who go to Disney Springs often, if you parked in the Orange Garage, how would you get to Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar? For me, I'd walk straight over the bridge towards STK and The Edison and stay straight, right?
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Yes, this is exactly how I would go. Dim's way is...dim...a lot of extra walking that way

ETA...or is it PSA? I'm pretty sure he has given bad directions at Disney Springs before, I seem to remember commenting on it...
 
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Blessyourheart

Why in the world would by Sprinkles & Gideons? You can easily just walk along the water like you said.
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New avatar anyone? She is trying to hide her balding spot with this hairstyle.
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She stuffed the entire deviled egg in her mouth.

Can’t believe Jennbo survived going to a store by herself.
 

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Prosperity Piglet

Doing things we never do. Spoiler! It wasn't getting a salad or splitting a meal.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Gif recap
Dim's stomach after eating vegan shit

Jenn talking about sound baths.

Reaction to Dicks' of woo is me

Da Buddies Reaction to Their Food
 
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Prosperity Piglet

This fat bitch was talking like she is Guy Fieri.
They didn't show Nick at all?
Jen is super excited to eat at every restaurant. She's going to be to fat for Lulu and will need Mumulemon.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Prosperity Piglet said:
This fat bitch was talking like she is Guy Fieri.
They didn't show Nick at all?
Jen is super excited to eat at every restaurant. She's going to be to fat for Lulu and will need Mumulemon.
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I'm sure she'll love Guy's chicken shit restaurant there too. And I think it was Mike who they ate with, though I might be wrong. Dick had to work his actual job.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Side Dicks. Nice. I remember them by Adam (the sleazy one somehow the stans like), Dick (Rodent teeth who is way into their religion and beanie babies), and Mike (the behind the scene guy whose allergic to nuts but not Dim's nuts).
 
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elliebee27

I'm booking a trip for myself and my kid to go to Disney. I just can't imagine never, ever doing anything with your child. On weekends we try to do stuff even if it's go to the park, ride bikes (well, when I could with my knee, lawl), or play video games. Cook together. Because I ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH MY CHILD.

A nanny for the kid neither of them care about and a separate (???) weekend nanny. WTF?
 
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cavamom

J4D bought the wrong size at LLL. Shocking.
And Dim thinks he’s a 34.
Nanny at home on a Saturday is just pathetic. I wouldn’t even care so much if they had a sitter on a Saturday night and went out alone without a camera, like normal people do. But a nanny so you can go out on the weekend and film the same shit you could film on a Tuesday?
 
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