The Tim Tracker #163 If you are looking for wrong advice, this is the channel for you!!

[saraaaah90]

So Jenn, are you going to credit Edible Orlando for writing your video description? Cause we know you didn’t write this

 

[VloggerCritic]

Congrats to @Galaxyprincess for another hilarious Tracker thread title. As usual if someone else can do the recap I appreciate it.

For fun I've attached a poll asking where everybody is fun. I know the UK is part of Europe and apologies to sticking Canada at the bottom. And somehow I got Australia in there twice and can't seem to edit responses. Anyway you get the idea answer or not it is a free world. Cheers!

 

[Rebelle]

Healing sound baths?! JFC. She really thinks they are on the same level as the Kardashians or her beloved Bravo celebrities. And they will clearly try anything except going to the damn doctor and making changes to improve their health. What's next, cupping? Crystals? Tripping balls on Ayahuasca in the fucking desert??

She’ll take a sound bath, but not a regular bath.

 

[Quasimodo]

They seriously have no idea how to multitask. You are TWO ADULTS with no actual jobs and you make your own schedules. They can barely handle making separate pasta for the two kids and then they're both just sitting there watching a pale baby with a weird-shaped head eat while the other continues to stare mindlessly at his iPad while responding to their questions by not saying anything, opening his mouth wide open and sticking his tongue out. Ginn claims Buddy will also have some fruit but his big plate is dirty (he only has one plate? really?) so she couldn't put everything on one plate. It looks like he's still using a suction-cup bowl. Dim says they want to make sure he eats all his pasta first instead of "just fruit". Is that why you always take his fruit bowl away from him you weirdo?

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Tim should be grateful for the oracle that is Tattle. I wish there was somewhere I could go to see the shit in my life that is wrong and causing great harm to myself and family.

The real issue is that he doesn’t want to see it and has an inferiority complex.

 

[peteykirch]

We usually do the MK After Hours if it's offered during our trips. It's an expensive pill to swallow, but it's a great touring experience. On our most recent trip, our APs were locked out for MLK Day, so we went to the MK After Hours that night, we got in at 7, and in that time from 7 to 2AM we did as much as most people would do in 2 MK days. Plus the night we went it was super foggy which made for some pretty awesome looking pictures.

The free snacks and drinks are just a nice bonus. MK is the best park for After Hours as previously stated there's way too much time wasted walking ride to ride at Epcot.

 

[hcslacs]

This looks like a GREAT idea.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim in his toilet pose. I need him to burn those tan shorts, I'm so sick of seeing way too much of his thunder thighs.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Once again, Jenn shows that J$ did not get his mathematical genius ability from her. The Pastelon was $8.99 and we got $1.35 off with our AP discount. After tax it brought it to $8.14 so we saved like 85 cents. Oh dear.

Also--Tim....the Tribute Store does not alternate locations. I do not know what the fuck you are talking about. The last 4-5 Tribute Stores have been on Hollywood Blvd. Yet, you told us a few vids ago, this store will be where the Mardi Gras Tribute Store is. Now you are saying it's where the next Tribute Store will be. STOP THE BULLSHIT.

And those photo op seating set ups have been there for at least 3 years. Glad you noticed them now eagle eye Tim.

 

[glossyeyes]

HEY Jen, WHATS ECPOT? She had one “job”…

 

[BusyMum68]

Just watched OA on Icon of the Seas win over $4,500 on the slots in the on board casino.

Hehehehehehehehe.......

Time to buy some more scratchies, Tim.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Such a good Christian and doesn't know how long lent is or how Easter is determined....

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I really REALLY find all the Nick hate in the stan comments interesting. The stans typically LOVE anything the Trackers put out there and aside from a few things here or there, there's really never a continuing stream of anti-[fill-in-the-blank-with-the-person's-name] comments as much as there is about Nick - and that JENN decides NOT to delete.

The stans have lapped up every other person they show on camera (and I'm not referring to Woo). Anyone from Jim and Nicole to the two gay guys they used to be friends with (not a slur, that's what they are) to Hot Dog Guy to any other vlogger (or random friend) they've shown on camera over the years.

What is about Nick that the stans don't like? I doubt they know his whole background like we do, so what is it? On the surface, he's rather bland and not enough to stir the stans into a tizzy of hatred.

I swear that some of the comments HAVE to be coming from Jenn's burner accounts as a campaign to get rid of Nick so she can take over.

"See Tim! They just don't care for him! It's not going to work. You need MEEEEeEEeeeeeeeeEEEEE!"

The pizza and Universal videos both had tons of "too much Nick" comments. "I don't like Nick in the vids" "Once in a while, but not every video." I really think they don't see Nick and Tim as two dudes hanging out like Adam and Tim or Jim/Nicole with Tim/Jenn or the British gay couple. Their chemistry is such that Tim and Nick come across as a couple. They could pass as a couple. That Narcoossee's dinner was downright flirty. So they see, even subconsciously, Nick as a replacement Jenn. And the stans love love love Jenn. MORE JENN!!!! We've all seen those comments.

I'm also going to bet that the stans don't know nearly as much about Nick as we do. Those stans who watch the vids but not the podcast or his insta, probably don't know anything about Nick at all. He's really only mentioned his wife a couple of times. His kids have only appeared in that very first video at the GF and then that Halloween thing where Jenn was a super cunt to the little boy who was scared. The stans might not even know he's married with kids....not that he can't be gay. I think he's a closet case because of his religion, which makes me really sad. Hopefully one day he can break free and be who he is.

And I know, every time I mention Nick, I still come across as a Nick stan. I'm working on it.

 

[hcslacs]

Her "friend" (presumably Amanduh) talked her into trying Lululemon. She had never gone in there before because she's so nervous to try new things like that. It was gross back when their founder said that Lululemon wasn't for everyone, like people who were unhealthy or non-inspirational, but now that I think about it, maybe he was sort of right if he was talking about Jen.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

They need to buy different diapers because the Pampers aren’t cutting it. Or they don’t change him enough that by the time he poops it’s too full to hold it all.

I think they are just letting him sit in a poop diapers, and since he’s moving all around, it probably gets out of the diaper. I only remember my kids having blowouts when they very young infants and only drinking a bottle. Blowouts with solids never happened. But we all know from their car vlogs, they just have Oliver marinate in his dirty diaper, while Jenn laughs it off.

 

[Cold&Bitter]

Weird Amanduh update: She apparently turned 30. Celebrated with a strange video where she lights a candle as if it were a cigarette, then sticks it in a cupcake. I can’t tell if it’s supposed to look sexy or what?

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Tim got Jenn a necklace for Valentine’s Day. Jenn got Tim a sound bath, which she also got herself?

Cool.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Is this Stan suggesting Jackson is supernatural because he knows how to fucking skip without Tim teaching him?

Do these morons not realize that friends, school, tv, etc can influence a child and not all learning comes from the parents? In the case of Jackson, thank goodness he has outside forces to assist with his learning experience but to suggest he is clairvoyant because he knows how to skip? Good lord.

 

[No Grifters Needed]

I like how Jenn brags about how messy J$ and his friend left the house because it shows how much fun they had. That's fine, but J$ is old enough to put his toys away. I'm sure they never even taught him how to clean up after himself.

And if they never teach him how to do this stuff, he will end up like Kyle Pallo, who is 30 and moving into a Celebration house. He films his mom and dad doing all the unpacking, cleaning etc. while he watches. This is how you teach your kids how to be useless sponger. Problem is, Jenn and Dim can't do it either. They're creating a legacy of uselessness!

 

[Galaxyprincess]

I completely understand that not everyone understands NYC or Manhattan neighborhoods, it's when you state incorrect facts like a pompous asshole, it really triggers me. Tim has absolutely no business talking about where things are in NYC. He really has no business talking about NYC at all.

Fixed it for you.