The Tim Tracker #159 Cry Me a Rivian

[elliebee27]

I don't like The Simpsons, haven't watched an episode in forever and a day and even I know who Millhouse is, but I don't live under a rock.

(PS Thanks everyone for wishing me to feel better, it worked! I'm on the mend. Definitely less of a slug but I did laundry, vacuumed the house, then promptly fell asleep for five hours. The fatigue is brutal. At least still sick I did more than Jenn!)

 

[littlemuv]

I think we’re all fooling ourselves if we think she’ll ever mention a reason for not posting when she’s supposed to. That’s not the Jenn way. She doesn’t owe the Stan’s or the haters an explanation. If she can go days and days without posting she’s not going to worry about one day. She probably slept the whole day but then I’m sure Tim must have woken her hourly for her 16 meals a day.

 

[BadM0therF0cker]

I honestly hope Jenn isn’t in charge of their finances. She said 2 glasses of $28 per glass wine would be $46 if she would’ve got a second, sorry Jenn but 28 + 28 = 56. Math is hard for Jenn

 

[Orangebird]

@And Now It's Time to Splu side note I love the movie that gif is from. Classic.

@S. McQueen Light this is why I don’t even hate watch them (well unless someone reports something really funny and FRE hasn’t posted it). They are really toxic and mentally not well so it feels like watching a car crash. Creeps me out…their unwell looking kids, messy house, inability to think or adult properly, their greasy unhealthy appearance. Utter dysfunction. It’s gross. It makes me wonder what the lives of the people that worship them as “goals“ must look like. I’m not perfect…my family has plenty of challenges we are working through…hubs health issues, ptsd, child with anxiety, etc. but a) we don’t film it for weirdo Stan’s on the internet to make a quick buck and avoid actual work and b) we are open and focused on addressing issues and improving our lives. We are not running away on repetitive trips every other day and pretending that having a group of lunatic, shut in Stan’s mean we are all good.

The other night my husband was sitting at the dining room table with his laptop. Our dining room is in front of windows that face the front of the house. He says “so what’s new at the ole Tracker Dysfunction Junction?” I tell him some latest stupid thing and he starts a video so we hear Tim in his dumb voice say Good afternoon! (he’s trolling me basically) and I said “God no turn that off the neighbors might see it and think we watch them! I’d rather them see Pornhub than that!”

 

[cari_]

This poor kid can’t even eat his ice cream without TWO cameras all up in his face.

 

[scopeyscope]

It honestly looks like Jenn has just given up and given her life over to her grotesque eating habits. I think she has just embraced the fact that she loves to eat and she’s not gonna stop. I don’t think we will ever see her get the weight back off. She honestly needs therapy before it significantly affects her health more than it probably already has

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn models her new oversized men's tshirt and finest bike shorts.

 

[2020planner]

I scanned the vlog. It seemed to move at a much faster pace than typical. And there were multiple instances of Woo in it (talking, eating, giving opinions, etc.) Doesn't seem like something Jenn would do. It's also came out before 10 a.m. So there's that.

I bet Tim woke up at 5 a.m. and started editing it. It's also right around 21 mins. which seems to be around the 18-21 mins. that the last few vlogs with Tim only in them (that we think he edited) have been. Others are typically longer (because she loves showing herself looking at herself in them)

There's also a close-up shot of the popcorn bucket (on their kitchen counter) so they must be back home (you could faintly hear kids in the background).

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Must be a slow day for Potato filming and stickers.

 

[Mopsy75]

Oh Jenn Jenn Jenn. Sometimes it's better to not make proclamations you can't keep. Was it bad internet, was it there was too much Naan in your mouth? Oh I remember: it's so hard with 2 kids now you guyzzzzz.

 

[rockatansky]

The Tim Tracker #160 - Naan Shall Pass

 

[cavamom]

Tim complains there is nothing new at the festival, but it is OK as "we" can look at the art along the way. Hate to break it to you Tim. Unless you are a vlogger or a local passholder (not meaning a local passholder goes the festival of the arts every year). The average tourist DOES NOT CARE it is the same stuff as last year (food). Even if the artists are the same as last year. There MIGHT be people who go to Disney on their yearly vacation for the festvial. But out of the people who actually do that every year. It might be only 0.5% if tourists that do that. So maybe 200 people out of 1000's or even millons who go to DW every year. There are more vloggers who go every year then tourists.

Most (well, me, so I am most, LOL) are there to look at the artists work not the food. That is what I do when I go to local art shows. Usually in my area the local art stuff also have LOCAL VENDORS providing food via food truck. I am glad Disney does something special for the festival. But still I'd rather support my local food person at an arts show.

He’s lost his way. They’ve forgotten that they’re actually not there for themselves but for the viewer. Proof that he’s just bored to death with this job. There’s a fair amount of acting and pretend that needs to go into vlogging the same location year after year. Just eat your grilled cheese with tomato soup and rainbow cake and act excited about it.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Voog today? I think not. Jenn is on staycation with full
DINING PLAN! She’s not going to miss a single
Snack credit. While we are waiting for midnight to see her fail, she is waiting on midnight for her credits to renew…

 

[travesty]

I wonder at what point Tim will actually open his eyes and see he doesn't have a partner, but a succubus. He's like those married women who work full-time jobs and still do EVERYTHING else (cook, clean, take care of the kids) and realize they don't need that bullshit anymore. Actually, it's even worse, because for many of those women their husband is at least gainfully employed. Jenn is fucking USELESS. Cut the dead weight, Tim, and maybe you'll stop looking like a zombie.

 

[airbusA330]

Congrats to all the winners who knew Jenn couldn’t do it!!

Well she DOES have two kids.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn: *breathes*
Also Ginn: OMG I'M SO STRESSED

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Does Naan bread have to go on saboteur list?

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Do you think as a part of Amanda trying to emulate Jenn’s life, she makes her “man” wear tight, tan shorts, like Tim?

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Well, since the moron reads here I can tell her I had tubes in my ears twice from chronic ear aches. My parents didn't wait until the TiffanyAnns of the internet told them to do surgery they just did when their doctor recommend it. I had my surgeries way earlier than buddy and I still had to go to speech therapy because of all the troubles it caused me. I had severe allergies and the sitter I had early in life smoked. It makes you wonder...

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim makes such a big deal about getting a mocktail that doesn't have caffeine, but then the next morning is telling us about his hot chocolate that he topped off with decaf coffee. Does he not know hot chocolate (and chocolate) also has caffeine? Does he also avoid taking excedrin because it has caffeine?

They look like they went camping with the safari animals instead of staying in a one-bedroom villa.