The Tim Tracker #153 And Now It's Time to Subscribe to Ordinary Adventures

[xmasbdaygirl]

So, it would cost a non-member $500 to go? Yikes.

And you can't be a member unless you're an Attractions Professional (or young professional, educator, or student, etc.). Am I reading that right?

I swear that David Martin, who goes every year and shows it on Fox35, just was there on camera saying it's not open to the public.
They must like to keep that $500 non-member admission VERY quiet.

Tim mentioned something about non members, he didn't describe it well, which made me look into it more.

I can't tell how much IAAPA looks into whether you really are in the attractions business. Let's use the example of I'm the president of the PTO/Boosters for my school or little league president (I was at one point, but I'm not) and I'm interested in the dippin dots or pretzels or something like that for my school's athletic department. He specifically showed the $85,000 pretzel trailer for sale. I'm not in the "attractions" industry but I could spin that job into something where my football/baseball games attract a large crowd of people and in that role I have a genuine interest in the food booth offerings. I'm not creating a login to find out how much they vet your attraction industry credentials.

 

[HeyLetsGoState]

Honestly I can't see them ever passing 200k again let alone 1M

It's OK, they're "set for life"

 

[gaga09]

Maybe they will be adding a portapotty rental to the list of deliveries, ala Farrah from teen mom

 

[littlemuv]

What in the ever living hell is this comment?

They mean born in the early 1930’s and I wholeheartedly agree

 

[hcslacs]

Maybe I am wrong but I don’t think he’s really stating a tradition. He’s just trying to be funny. And failing. Again.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

HOW can you buy a ticket? IAAPA is only open to industry professionals (and / or members), not the general public.

ETA - Unless he knows something they don't -

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It seems like you can go as a non-member, but it will cost you.

But membership is relatively inexpensive. My daughter was going to do the Theme Park Management program at UCF (she's not) and this was something that she wanted to do, with the student discount it's reasonably priced.

 

[bten1989]

Didn’t recognize Jenn at first when I saw the photo pop up on the stan fb page. Have her eyes always been that small?
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All I see when I look at her…

 

[Artoo Detoo]

New voog. Disney Springs, not Thanksgiving dinner

 

[Galaxyprincess]

It may be one of those schools that if you bring invitations to school then you have to invite the entire class. Can’t pick and choose or leave anyone out.

That was what our daughter's elementary school was like.

 

[Loueylouay]

New voog up! Christmas tree stroll....Ginn working after eating charcuterie and broccoli salad!

 

[mjm9]

Why does J$ feel the need to shit on Jenn when there are 153 Tattle threads that already exist for that very purpose?

And most of them still apply!!

Spoiler: TL TTT thread titles

The Tim Tracker Thread Titles

1. The Tim Tracker. (May 6, 2020)
2. Now it’s time to charge the Tesla
3. Now it’s time for Jack$on to feed himself
4. Now it’s time for Jen to login as Ellen Smith
5. Now it’s time to remove Jackpot from the spotlight
6. Now it’s time for Jenn to give Tim his channel back
7. Now it’s time to stop making Jenn the thumbnail
8. Why did Jenn have to be in the shot?
9. Now it’s time for stuff we’ll never do for $100, Alex
10. Now it’s time for Jenn to stay the f#$k home and be a mom!
11. Two Aholes and a baby
12. Now it’s time to see a therapist or drop the act!
13. Now it’s time to check lost and found for Jenn’s mind and Tim’s junk
14. Now it’s time to show us where the money really went
15. Now it’s time for staycation #15
16. Now it’s time to take out the trash… AKA Jenn
17. Whale Tale: A Jenn Tracker story
18. Magical mystery vaccination staycation tour
19. And the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad wife!
20. Stuffing our faces and our house with junk
21. Ut Dis? Bad parenting and grifting 101
22. Where is our home? We forgot
23. Super sized Trackers at Portillo‘s in the sisterhood of Jenn’s widening pants
24. All I ever wanted… Staycation had to get away
25. I’ve got friends in no places
26. Help! We’ve fallen and we can’t get up!
27. Where’s the beef? Around Timbo ‘s gut and Twitter
28. Tell me lies. I mean feed me pies. Sweet little pies
29. The suite life of Jenny two dinners and Timmy tight pants
30. Money for nothing and the kid works free
31. How to have your cake and… Hang on, where is the ducking cake?
32. Deflated balloons and inflated egos
33. Two dinners, four strollers and no media passes
34. Hosted. Toasted and dumber than ever
35. Unfinished vlog. Finished 4 dinners!
36. Jenn go away, no one likes you!
37. Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick
38. They’re out of touch. They’re out of time
39. The only thing bigger than our lies are our title threads
40. How do we know the trackers are lying? Their lips are moving
41. Gay isn’t contagious, but Covid is!
42. Freelancer. Freeloader. Free Covid!
43. It’s Jenn’s show, Tim is just living in it
44. Cluttered rooms. Empty heads
45. Don’t where you eat
46. It’s called Google you daft cow!
47. Hi my friend Jackson kid
48. Two men and a baby and a do barely anything mom
49. And the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad birthday
50. That poor child!
51. Mele Kaliki Go Home!!
52. And now it’s time… To pay… For a new logo
53. My massage oils bring all the flies to the yard
54. Stranger danger? Wut Dis?
55. Yeah
56. An anthropological study of stupidity
57. Kid? What kid?
58. Mirror mirror on the wall. Jenn’s the one we like the least of all!
59. Watch the Jenn show? I’d rather pull my teeth out!
60. Have an oinktastic day!
61. Lost 250 pounds in one day. Gained it back when I had to go home!
62. The chronicles of hernia
63. When the toaster shows J$ more warmth than Jenn
64. Concierge - We’re better than you™️
65. Is Gaya contagious?
66. Did we mention we’re in concierge?
67. Jenn you are a witch
68. Jackson’s diaper and Jenn: Live and full of crap
69. Trashy Tim Tracker. White trash people with money awkwardly doing stuff
70. She has risen (after noon)
71. LIVE from Ft. Pampers: It’s the Tim Tracker home vlog!
72. Tattle has them rattled
73. Gorging and hoarding on the high seas
74. We booked the wrong Chris Pratt!
75. The Holy Moly goes viral (and not in a good way)!
76. Tim and Jenn‘s emotional roller coaster
77. Walking on egg shells and banana peels
78. Won’t do anything unless they can film it - including paying taxes
79. Still spending their loot on everything but fresh fruit
80. The world is our metal toilet
81. All in all it was a fantastic day to lose 2K followers
82. Quasibojo the Hunchback of Nona Lake
83. When views get too low they give Covid another go
84. He sits on the throne…er commode of lies
85. 2 guys, 16 wieners
86. Loser, Boozer and Toddler Snoozer
87. We paid $2000 and all we got was this lousy haircut!
88. Jackson who?
89. Is my areola showing, you guyyyzzz???
90. I “WISH” Jenn would shut up!
91. Jackson would have loved it!
92. Their ship has sailed
93. And now it’s time to steal some content
94. Help Control the Prop Population, Have Your Tracker Spayed or Neutered
95. We're Not Late, We're Behind Schedule
96. Run, Nanny Lean, Run!
97. Jenn Slipped and It Wasn’t On a Banana Peel
98. Great kob on the home gloogs !!
99. I’ve got 99 problems and Jenn is all of them!
100. We Should Have Used Plan B, Now We Hired Plan “Bea”!
101. And now it’s time to pay the superchat
102. We’re In the Grifted Program
103. Hi Marie
104. Enjoying “family time” that Jackson would have loved!
105. It’s My Party and I’ll Sh1t If I Want To
106. Ginn is “NOT THE MAMA”
107. No class in First Class
108. Tiny Tim - A Griftmas Carol
109. Naps in the afternoon and bankruptcy soon
110. I just took a glucose test, turns out I’m 100% bitch
111. Driving Miss Lazy with Buddy von Napp
112. Our snot so random giveaway
113. 1 Chainz, 2 Nanniez, 3 Napz, 4 Chinz
114. Well at Olive Garden…when you are there, you forget you have family!
115. We tossed the wrong pig into the lake!
116. Now it’s time to beg the cast members to let me on TRON
117. Jenn Tracker ….We Salute Your Jorts!
118. The enemy of my enemy is my fwend
119. Waddle, Waddle, Toil (et) Trouble
120. Infertile, yeah.. but I make big babies and I cannot lie!
121. Thanks Disney, for inviting me to purchase an annual pass
122. A pre-thread where we’ll just hang out for a while, as we’re in very mild pain
123. You gotta keep ‘em separated
124. We are still a travel channel, now watch this home vlog
125. The Ostrich Ate My Baby!
126. Look, even his Schmekle is deep fried and greasy
127. Tattle cringed when they called Jackpot unhinged
128. Not-so-Good Vibrations
129. He’s a Tracker; he’s a snacker; he’s a (potential) heart attacker
130. Cheater, Cheater, Hot Dog Eater!
131. They’ve always looked a little inbred to me
132. The Dukes of Haggard
133. What will get replaced first, the Tesla’s tires or Dim’s hips?
134. We’re Not Thin, But Our Hair Is!
135. Does J$ Ever Say Thank You?
136. Our 900K Subscribers are 88% Dead and So Are We
137. And now it's time to unsubscribe
138. Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing
139. Not enough sponsored deodorant in the world to cover the stench of this dying channel
140. Shave & a haircut-two idiots - one that looks like a sunburnt potato
141. The World Is Our Septic Tank
142. The Bojan Horse
143. Thanks to Seward for having us out!
144. People who are set for life don’t shout out names for 99-cent SuperStickers
145. …and now it’s time for our kids to pay the price
146. Jenn needs a conservatorship and medication
147. The Devil Went Down to Lake Nona
148. what. does. Jenn. Do?
149. The 3 “C’s” according to Dim: Cruises, Concierge and Covid!
150. Garbage In, Garbage Out, Garbage People
151. The Only Person in That House That Has a Full Time Job is Their Nanny
152. No One In That House Has A Full-Time Job
153. And Now It's Time to Subscribe to Ordinary Adventures

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

From the new Ft Wilderness Vid description, it looks like they have finally admitted they are an eating/feeder channel.

I'm wondering if S'more Rentals requested a video of Jenn eating gooey S'mores in her booby dress.

 

[DoreenP]

Some of his behaviours/tics are associated with anxiety. My daughter also did the hand flapping motions. And she was diagnosed at 9 with anxiety. Honestly it could be a lot of things. He definitely needs an evaluation. They might of had one done? But Jenn blabs about everything so I doubt it.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

I've been wearing a sweatshirt every morning for the past few weeks. But I actually like to sit outside in my lanai every morning while I enjoy my coffee. You see, I use my outdoor space because I'm not on a staycation every week. This morning there was a bald eagle out there with me looking for his breakfast. I don't need to stay at The Fort to enjoy wildlife, Tim.

I thought Tim had wildlife at his house?

 

[VloggerCritic]

Set for life but can't buy the 2nd domain that is more intuitive to go to than timtracker.com which they own.


Also are they done with Mediavine? I see no mention of that ad service on their website.

 

[Forest]

I feel like they are planning some dumb RV arc for this channel, where they buy one. Maybe they can just rotate living in it at FW since Tim says he feels more relaxed there than in their pigsty.

 

[Delicishaz!]

One of mine totally gave up breastfeeding and bottles at around that age, just was not interested. She'd have a cup though so that's what we moved to, she's always been very independent!

 

[MixedBagofApples]

Hmmm...when has she ever worn this type of handbag? I normally see her in the mini back pack (with the rainbow straps). Maybe trying to hide the baby bump? Still not ruling this out just yet...

 

[Snippysnips]

I loved them too. Fast food was a treat back then.

Did it have one of those creepy trees?!
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NGL, was always jealous when kids hired out McDonald's for a party , it was the ultimate flex back when I was a kid cause of how much they charged for it, we had a similar creepy tree at ours an you also got party hats an the Ronald McDonald mascot come out with the bday cake, we had similar seats an tables like that but ours was red tables an yellow seats

 

[PistachioNut]

Like anyone can afford the shit she uses. Just stick to a simple skin care routine that works for you. As long as you wash your face, moisturize, and use sun screen. Your good to go.

You can buy Farmacy products on QVC shopping network. Not so exclusive after all.