The Tim Tracker #144 People who are set for life don’t shout out names for 99-cent SuperStickers

[travesty]

It's too bad the infertility story was a lie because they should have never had kids. They never do what's best for their children. The renovation looks like something you do after your kids are all grown up and you have time to socialize with adults again. They should have stopped with the pavers and birdcage and then spent some money adding a playground in the backyard for their kids. They have all this money and just waste it in the most asinine of ways.

ETA - And if for some reason this renovation is to turn around and sell the place they really fucked up because it's such a turn-off no one is gonna want that fire hazard.

 

[JssLG317]

Are they trying to get featured on Zillow Gone Wild?! I still rely on all of you who post pics, but the outdoor kitchen is awful. They still continue to act as though they are a family of just 2 adults. Sharp corners, cords, horrible placement of everything, no safety barrier for the pool, no sitting area catered to the kids…the list can just keep going. With a decent sized flat yard, they could have made an amazing kid area with an overpriced wooden tower with swings and slides and all the stuff, even splurge for the turf base. If they brought all of the outdoor toys that are being stored in their living room, they could make their own little amusement park. But they are selfish assholes.

Would have been fantastic is Dim had come back and pointed out her paprika brows, camel toe shorts, her weight, her incessant eating or her dumbfuck expressions when she pretends to be surprised.

I hope all of our Florida friends stay safe during the hurricane!!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Just checked. You are so right! She literally was about to call her human child “bandit”…. Those dogs meant much more to her than her own kids

And yet again, this is something that the editor extraordinaire could have easily edited out, yet she chose not to. Those poor children.

 

[Forest]

Jenn was so disrespectful pointing out the greys in Tim’s beard on camera.

Imagine if he pointed out, on camera, that she’s gained about 75 lbs since they met. Are you going to lose that weight? Oh I’m just trying to be funny and cute!

 

[Quasimodo]

I love that this “hurricane prep” video focuses on how low the wait times are at the park, and Tim still pays $10 for a Lightning Lane so he doesn’t have to wait 30 minutes for Mine Train.

Dude sits in the front row, films himself "wheeing" for the millionth time, and we know he also facetimed with Buddy while on the ride. Can't imagine sitting behind him and watching/hearing him do all that on the ride. What a turd.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ew, they try each other's cake pops. Nick the Dick is apparently all about the hand sanitizer himself, but then is fine with swapping spit with Dimmy. That makes total sense.

Huh?

Dim decides it's a good time to use his nasty long nails as floss. Clearly he needs to learn the deep tongue thrust Ginn uses all the time on her janky teeth.

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Look at how TPD is looking at Tim , he is definitely in love

He had that look during the chicken wing part even more intensely. Who knows why but he looks up to the decrepit greasy turd that is Dimothy.

 

[Bierman]

Didn't they say in a live that they booked a RIP tour for the first night of HHN because that's the only time that ever jen be able to go? And she said she would have to go back to the hotel at some point in the middle of the tour to breast feed Oliver. You know that she breast feeds, right? You know that she has two kids, right?

 

[Firefly03-K64]

So Mammoth Club was again exclusively invited out by Universal for the Orlando food month. They looked showered, put together and clean. They tried lots of food at various restaurants on Universal property that were participating and talked to the Chef's.
Why would Universal ever throw Dimmy Boy and Gin a bone and invite them to do stuff like this? They look like slobs, would ask if they could order whatever they wanted and bring along their entourage of emotional support people they need and expect them to feed and accommodate them as well. They wouldn't be on time for any of the locations and can't articulate food other than meat is "smooth". Did I mention Dimmy doesn't drink? So many of the unique and inspired cocktails wouldn't have even been featured (they looked great!). Oh, Gin would have drank them off camera, but it would have never made it into the video.
The Slackers are very far down on the list of "sought after" vloggers. They are reduced to being the Plus1 or B-list invites to events. I would be terrified if that was my family's income. But ya, they are set for life.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Tracker spotting in Epcot. Per the Stan FB page, they were there with the kids and another family being escorted by a VIP guide to the back entrance of Ratatouille.

 

[court2022]

Dim when his dumbass wife says ANYTHING.

 

[Quasimodo]

Something Dim has heard from the minimal number of people who've seen his microdick.

This date is skipping a couple of bases.

$15 for this nasty shit? Gross. Looks worse than Ginn's cooking.

Gee Dim, did you forget to bring one of your hundreds of reusable water bottles again?

 

[Blessyourheart]

11 min mark & J$ is imitating his loser parents by talking to the camera like they do

J$ gets a hot wheel EVERY DAY he does well at school!

 

[Snippysnips]

J$ wants to be a Chevy Camaro Convertible. Which to me is super easy--Bumblebee. Show him some clips from the movie. Tim and Jenn---prove us all wrong here and get your kid a Bumblebee costume. Not a fucking sheet with eye holes in the wrong place. Here you go, you are welcome.

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But you know Halloween just sneaks up on you, having two kids is hard you guyzzzzzzz, how are you supposed to remember something that happens on the same date every year when you have two kids to watch while they are with their nannies

 

[littlemuv]

It's not walkable, at least not for Jenn and J$. She can't even find her way around a theme park she's been to a million times. It's about 5 1/2 miles each way. Once you get through their neighborhood and turn on the main road, it's a straight drive there though. So, not a lot of complicated maneuvers like merging onto a highway or having to get off an exit. No traffic circles or big turns from one busy street to another. Nothing that would even make a 15 year old learning to drive blink. Traveling around 2:30 in the afternoon, I don't even think there would be aggressive drivers or many drivers really. Jenn needs to put her big girl panties on, start being a parent to her children and pick up her kid from school.

She can’t possibly walk anywhere looking so ‘hot’, someone might kidnap her. She’d have to ugly herself up

 

[DisNuts]

With all the flexing they do, it amazes me how they have no shame for their stupidity. If I made a critical mistake like that in putting a fire structure up against my house, including a wooden window frame, that required that ugly shield, I’d be mortified. That area and the shield would never be shown. Same with their car. If I did something stupid like scratch the paint up on my expensive car while trying to pop a power cover off, it would not be shown to the world. Electricity isn’t something to be messed with if you dont know what you’re doing. The way he was using the charging cables with the cables almost touching and trying to jolt his car with a nine volt battery, I really thought he was going to blow up the garage. How are they not embarrassed by their own ignorance and stupidity?? I guess they are too stupid to realize how stupid they are?

 

[Caligirl123]

One last thing--Covid is running rampant around Florida right now. My kids' college is full of it. A bunch of people I know have it. We were at Epcot yesterday and there were a ton of people wearing masks in the 97 degree heat. The Trackers are absolutely insane if they think taking their 6 month old NICU baby to a germ infested cruise ship right now is a good idea. Completely insane. And stupid.

We’ll be there in a couple of weeks and will absolutely be wearing masks - even if it’s 1000° out! I don’t care what looks people may give us.

Fuck that shit!

Also - Watching this crap vlog and 2 small points I feel I need to make:

1) It’s pronounced DULE-SAY de Leche, not DOL-CHAY de Leche, you cunt
2) TPD makes Elton John look straight

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Thanks for the photo of the shield of doom. I want to show it to my SO. He somehow doubts that the Trackers would be that stupid and that a lot of this has to be an act. I think computing that they are actually real people is just too much for him, lol.

Oh and I think I threw this one out here a thread or two back but I throw it out again

TTT 145: The Role of Greasy Spice will Now Be Played by Nick the Dick

 

[snazzynettyy48]

Jackson sure as hell did not ask mommy to go with him. More like the nanny.

Does anyone else notice the look tim gives Jen when she’s lying out of her ass? He did NOT want to share the secret handshake to the camera and he also said “the SOLE reason he doesn’t want to go to school is because of forced quiet time” and she goes “yeah and he wants me to be with him”… awkward silence from Tim. She is delusional and lives in an alternate universe. It’s his fault for not calling her out on this shit. Maybe he just gave up because she seems to be the type to bitch about it for days on end until he just breaks down

 

[rageblackouts]

I love that this “hurricane prep” video focuses on how low the wait times are at the park, and Tim still pays $10 for a Lightning Lane so he doesn’t have to wait 30 minutes for Mine Train.

 

[Quasimodo]

And nice of them to actually bake 2 cookies for Buddy while they stuffed all the rest in their faces on the couch. Also, why does she even need to eat while filming? She can’t possibly wait another 5 minutes?

Literally it seems no. She even interrupted him to say his breath smelled like cookies. If someone's eaten food or has food nearby, she'll sniff it out. She also gets testy whenever Buddy steals her fries. She's nuts.

So she paid 40k plus in order to take out a Pellegrino from a glorified dorm room mini fridge, that is 10 feet away from her fridge fridge?
Also I don't care that the hot wheels are only $1....you don't give a new toy to your child every damn day! No wonder he is acting up. And Ginn said no hot wheels today because you didn't go to school and then J$ says he wants one...so not even 5 seconds later she agrees to give him one?

I have to admit, that part made me laugh my ass off, especially because it felt so unnatural and it was the most pathetic "flex". Wowowowowow Ginn, you so fancy! Going outside during "Happy Hurricane Day" to get a fucking Pellegrino from your stupid fridge like... a college kid in a dorm room.