The Tim Tracker #140 Shave & a haircut-two idiots - one that looks like a sunburnt potato

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Southpaw33

Oh God... she went to Discovery Cove and is saying DaBaby is having trouble nursing because she....forgot her nursing pillow. AGAIN with that pillow? I really don't get this. Unless O is a massively heavy baby, which he could be, why can't she cradle that kid while she is seated so he is comfortable for 10 minutes?
 
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Southpaw33

LOL

I was looking down at my phone at something while this played in the background and I heard Tim say "Bud" as he was trying to coerce Bud into trying some food. My brain thought, "What won't the kid eat that Tim is trying so hard to get him to eat?" I look up several seconds later and see this-



WTF. He called this random bird from Discovery Cove "Bud" - I wonder if J also asked him not to call some random bird his nickname?
 
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Blessyourheart

Lunch time & so far it’s just two idiots without their kids. Hopefully J$ is learning how to be a kid with the cousins.
This is lunch, except Jenn tells us what she ate & it is not on this tray
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Good god- my eyes!
 

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GreenIsNotACreativeColor

Is there a betting pool for how long Buddy lasts at school? Does the Uniform he has to wear include Inappropriate, tiny, tight short shorts?
 
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mjm9

Jackson is 3 years, 3 months and 1 week older than Oliver.

My son is 2 years 9.5 months older than his sister.
This is almost six month younger than J$.

Difference is that I prepared my son for a new sibling. I talked to him about what was happening as my stomach expanded. We read books about babies together. I pointed out babies that we saw when out and about. We talked about how they are little and we must be gentle with them. And, yes, we discussed what gentle means. He helped me shop for a stroller and set up the nursery. He was so excited for a younger sibling.

My daughter was born before Christmas.
I was in my hospital room when I heard a loud little voice “No! That’s for my mommy!”
(he had brought me a little poinsettia plant, but he needed to sanitize his hands and put on a toddler paper gown first. The nurse was just trying to help him)
I peeked my head out of my room. He came racing down the hall. Hands me the plant, makes a bee line for the baby bassinet and was stepping on the lower shelf to see her. I told him to sit in the chair. He wiggled his little tussy back into the chair so he was sitting up straight and I placed her in his arms. I explained that he had to support her neck, showing him how. When he had enough of holding her I took her back and placed her in the bassinet. I then gave him a gift wrapped box (containing a Mickey plushie) as a present from his sister.

At home he was a helper in getting things for her.
ie. diapers, burping clothes, blankets etc.

None of this was Jackson’s experience.
And I don’t know what he saw or heard at the hospital, as he was present too.

Seriously! What dipstick parents take their child with them to the hospital when the baby is being born. Expecting the hospital staff to babysit him. I can understand an hour or two till someone picks them up. But it is my understanding that Jackson was with them the entire hospital stay.

Make this make sense.
 
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glossyeyes

LittleMissMeaniePants said:
Nope, but everything on that tray is ALL for her. That's 5 times amount of breakfast I can stand to eat!
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Woman should never eat this much in one sitting. How unattractive. My god. Tim is the worst husband on this planet. He doesn’t have the urge to sit his wife down and talk about this??? This is a serious issue. She over eats and pretends she is sharing I bet you any amount of money he probably had one bite of her food. They’re both equally in denial about their weight and are heading down an unhealthy path of serious underlying issues. Their marriage SUCKS! It’s a joke. He treats her like a roommate. Because for years SHE WAS!!! Gross I bet you they heard each other smashing other people in their place they lived in. puke
 
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bumpire

Corry holds Simon the lessor anteater better than Arial holds Big bb
 
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mjm9

As someone (I can’t remember who. Sorry) pointed out previously the “boppy pillow” is for DJ’s low hanging tits’ support. Not for Oliver’s comfort.
 
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Southpaw33

Blessyourheart said:
Lunch time & so far it’s just two idiots without their kids. Hopefully J$ is learning how to be a kid with the cousins.
This is lunch, except Jenn tells us what she ate & it is not on this tray
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Good god- my eyes!
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What the fuck is that swimsuit? How is that the appropriate suit to wear at Discovery Cove? Jeez. I would be mortified for my relatives to see me in such a suit. She really thinks she is hot or something, doesn't she?
 
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CoolWhip

Big Baby is having trouble nursing because the nanny is not lactating.
 
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elliebee27

That looks like one gross beige plate.

I'd do a bagel, cream cheese, and fruit. Probably breakfast potatoes too because they're my weakness..
 
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Southpaw33

elliebee27 said:
That looks like one gross beige plate.

I'd do a bagel, cream cheese, and fruit. Probably breakfast potatoes too because they're my weakness..
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Yeah, I just can't understand filling PLATES with greasy breakfast meats, eggs, waffles, fried stuff, etc. when you are spending the day in the water, swimming and snorkeling and all that stuff. Fruit, maybe a bagel, and some juice would be great. I am also a fan of potatoes so would maybe eat a little, but not the other stuff.
 
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2020planner

Southpaw33 said:
What the fuck is that swimsuit? How is that the appropriate suit to wear at Discovery Cove? Jeez. I would be mortified for my relatives to see me in such a suit. She really thinks she is hot or something, doesn't she?
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That bathing suit... those tits spilling out... just no.

You're absolutely right. She really does still think she's the "hot chick" (that never was).
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Seriously! I don't care if it's all you can eat or you paid for it already. I'm with you. I'd be totally fine with the bagel and black coffee. Maybe some fruit (but fruit bloats me sometimes in the morning).

I have zero idea how the hell they fit all that food. And in 1,000 degree weather no less. I would be sick if I tried to eat 1/2 of that tray, let alone the entire thing.
 
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elliebee27

I can't imagine eating all that either in this weather! We're headed down to Orlando on Wednesday and while I am used to the heat, the idea of eating like that... I'd be sick too. It's why we don't do a lot of ADRs, and I do an instacart delivery of water bottles and fruit.
 
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DisNuts

Blessyourheart said:
Lunch time & so far it’s just two idiots without their kids. Hopefully J$ is learning how to be a kid with the cousins.
This is lunch, except Jenn tells us what she ate & it is not on this tray
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Good god- my eyes!
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Omg, did she have a nip slip situation here? Her nipples must be the size of bologna slices.
 
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Bellatrix221

elliebee27 said:
That looks like one gross beige plate.

I'd do a bagel, cream cheese, and fruit. Probably breakfast potatoes too because they're my weakness..
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Same here! Maybe a tiny bit of bacon because that’s my weakness lol but I’d definitely go with a lighter meal for breakfast before swimming and water activities. If I ate like these bozos and got right in the water, I’d be so sick to my stomach! I’ve been MIA for a while, my family and I went on a month long vacation and we are finally back state side! Seems I’ve missed a lot and have quite a few threads to catch up on, or not because nothing has changed since I left
 
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