The Tim Tracker #137 And now it's time to unsubscribe

[No Grifters Needed]

Thank you @VloggerCritic for the winning thread title.

With the US 4th of July holiday and its fireworks fading away to memories, we close thread #136 with some core memories of summer recently made for the Trackers. Vacations, staycations, dinners with friends and family. Just the same kind of core memories we all want for our summers, however, the ones for the Trackers come with questions. Did they have to bribe any family members to go on vacation with them? Why did they leave early? Why so little footage from a week-long family vacation in a beautiful venue? Will the kids ever see their cousins again?

Since we've seen them lose so many friendships, we have lots of questions about the 4th of July hangout with TPD and family. Who's using whom in this situation? Do they have any friends that they aren't transactional with? And lots of questions about Nick and his work and life outside of it. Should he have his own thread here? What would J4D and Francie even talk about? Will Buddy 1 ever have get to play with these kids again?

We have lots of new members joining Tattle Life recently so welcome to the craziness that is #TrackerLife!

We discussed fashion (as much as that word can ever be asscociated with Trackers) and I'll close with my favourite meme so far.

✂️ Short shorts

14 seconds · Clipped by Janice Lee · Original video "Royal Teens Short Shorts Very Good+ quality" by James Birkett

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Thanks @Quasimodo for:

 

[Mrcooper]

Oh I really wanted ‘the reports of our demise’ title to win

 

[DaniBea2017]

Recap: Groundhog day times infinity.

 

[honestrands]

Thank you @VloggerCritic for the winning thread title.

With the US 4th of July holiday and its fireworks fading away to memories, we close thread #136 with some core memories of summer recently made for the Trackers. Vacations, staycations, dinners with friends and family. Just the same kind of core memories we all want for our summers, however, the ones for the Trackers come with questions. Did they have to bribe any family members to go on vacation with them? Why did they leave early? Why so little footage from a week-long family vacation in a beautiful venue? Will the kids ever see their cousins again?

Since we've seen them lose so many friendships, we have lots of questions about the 4th of July hangout with TPD and family. Who's using whom in this situation? Do they have any friends that they aren't transactional with? And lots of questions about Nick and his work and life outside of it. Should he have his own thread here? What would J4D and Francie even talk about? Will Buddy 1 ever have get to play with these kids again?

We have lots of new members joining Tattle Life recently so welcome to the craziness that is #TrackerLife!

We discussed fashion (as much as that word can ever be asscociated with Trackers) and I'll close with my favourite meme so far.

✂️ Short shorts

14 seconds · Clipped by Janice Lee · Original video "Royal Teens Short Shorts Very Good+ quality" by James Birkett

youtube.com

Thanks @Quasimodo for:
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Also don’t forget the Trackers have fallen out of hierarchy with their family being subjected to share a normal queen bedroom with both offspring. Letting Jackpot sleep on a pool float.

Just unlocked a #corememory of staying at my grandparents and sleeping on the carpet in the hall with a sheet, waking up every half hour to the gong of the grandfather clock, while my sister had an entire king bed to herself.

Also BigBaby in 20 years asking Dim why he can’t go to the parks with him.

 

[VloggerCritic]

Woohoo! Haven't had a title win in a while. Thanks! And the title is half joke half serious. Do what you want but please consider unsubscribing. Why? They don't even deserve hate watching at this point. Or if you want to hate watch as I admittedly do from time to time just search for them. Or they will show up in your recommended videos.

 

[mjm9]

At the family vacation at AMI the Slackers selfishly took….THIS bedroom with king size bed:

With THIS balcony, the only balcony with cushioned furniture like this:

Also known as the Master bedroom!

While Tim’s aging, mobility challenged parents, who didn’t participate in the beach and pool activities, were assigned the other room on this floor. Denying them of the opportunity at will to relax in comfort on this balcony to enjoy the sunshine, ocean breezes, wondrous views and numerous sunsets.

 

[bten1989]

At the family vacation at AMI the Slackers selfishly took….
THIS bedroom with king size bed:View attachment 2286634With THIS balcony, the only balcony with furniture like this:
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Also known as the Master bedroom!

While Tim’s aging, mobility challenged parents, who didn’t participate in the beach and pool activities, were assigned the other room on this floor. Denying them of the opportunity at will to relax in comfort on this balcony to enjoy the sunshine, ocean breezes, wondrous views and numerous sunsets.

You can't spell SELFISH without Timothy and Jennifer Bojanowski

 

[Littledollywotsit]

You can't spell SELFISH without Timothy and Jennifer Bojanowski

Or SHELLFISH without Jennifer Bojanowski.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Slacker Life in a nutshell:

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Other highlights of the last thread include but not limited to

A possible mole. A possible neighbor of the Slackers has posted on here a bit with a picture of the Slacker's house to attempt to confirm whether their legit. Verdict is still out, some of us as are more skeptical than others

As others have stated the Slackers are currently hanging out with their tongue speaking friends with dubious degrees from a school that Jim Bob Duggar would be proud in. Jenn and Exploiting Dad (also known as Theme Park Dad) have tried to out cringe each other on their various exploitation children. Exploiting Dad is also as dumb as the Slackers when it comes to having info to ID himself

Meanwhile speaking of cringe we finished out the LL series got a half ass AMI island video, a Disney Spring eat-a-thon, a house tour video, and Dim gorging a couple of times at the park again. Highlights include M&Ms of Big Baby, the master bedroom incident, a twenty plus room house looking instantly like crap with Slackers in it, and Jenn posting multiple days in a roll.

 

[Tampa_Life]

Oh I really wanted ‘the reports of our demise’ title to win

Thanks for the support Mr Cooper

 

[CoolWhip]

The recap game is strong this thread. Well done tattlers!

 

[2020planner]

So, for fear of going down that rabbit hole again, TPD appears to have checked into the Yacht Club now (as of yesterday) with a pic of Stormalong Bay, food from Hurricane Hannas, etc.

I wonder if the Trackers are already checked out of the Poly or Jenn is FOMO-ing hard at TPD's next stay at the Yacht?

 

[Forest]

So how much would that Poly room cost this week? Let’s say the Trackers were there for two nights and got the nanny her own room.

What’s our guesstimate on how much money they blew on this?

 

[eatcherheartout]

And what is our guesstimate as to when they will have a new video up?

 

[Galaxyprincess]

So how much would that Poly room cost this week? Let’s say the Trackers were there for two nights and got the nanny her own room.

What’s our guesstimate on how much money they blew on this?

Theme park view suites are going for over $1000/day next 4th of July holiday.

 

[LittleMissMeaniePants]

So how much would that Poly room cost this week? Let’s say the Trackers were there for two nights and got the nanny her own room.

What’s our guesstimate on how much money they blew on this?

I don't think we know the exact dates of their stay, but according to MouseSavers, the rack rate for their lagoon view room is between $925 and $993 per night. I would guess they also applied some kind of discount, but they probably blew at least $2,000 for this "staycation".

ETA: I don't think we know if they had a lagoon view or a theme park view room. There's both on the first floor of the Tuvalu building.

 

[Forest]

Thanks!

So let’s say $1000 a night including tax per Poly room, two nights, plus a room for the nanny. So $4000 just to stay 30 minutes from their house and get 100K views on maybe two videos

They are very bad businesspeople

 

[bten1989]

Thanks!

So let’s say $1000 a night including tax per Poly room, two nights, plus a room for the nanny. So $4000 just to stay 30 minutes from their house and get 100K views on maybe two videos

They are very bad businesspeople

But Jenn needed (another) vacation! And Tim needed to be on property to shoot a really, really bad fireworks "vid" for Jenn to take three days to "edit" and release to their adoring cashcows fans!

 

[BoPeeps78]

But Jenn needed (another) vacation! And Tim needed to be on property to shoot a really, really bad fireworks "vid" for Jenn to take three days to "edit" and release to their adoring cashcows fans!

Don't forget that Jen needed to get that "money shot" of Tim with J$ watching fireworks.

 

[DisNuts]

Thanks!

So let’s say $1000 a night including tax per Poly room, two nights, plus a room for the nanny. So $4000 just to stay 30 minutes from their house and get 100K views on maybe two videos

They are very bad businesspeople

Yep. And also factor in 3-4 days of missed income because she so busy packing, nursing etc to upload videos during their “staycation”.