LOL shows how much I was paying attention. I only knew $50K because I've had to value a fair amount of peon Jeeps for the various divorces I've done. God that thing looked so tacky, so very Tracker-ish especially with those wheels.
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Why is Tim driving with the roof open when his newborn son is directly behind him?
“Babies can't adjust to temperature changes as well as adults. Babies can lose heat rapidly, nearly 4 times faster than an adult”
Again Tim is selfishly thinking only about his own enjoyment and not what is in the best interest of his less than week old son!
DJ is no better, bitching about the huge wheels on the Jeep and how it handles.
Instead of worrying about Oliver staying warm.
#priorities&optics
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Really quick cut here in the video.
Strongly suspect Jackson broke these.
“Babies can't adjust to temperature changes as well as adults. Babies can lose heat rapidly, nearly 4 times faster than an adult”
Again Tim is selfishly thinking only about his own enjoyment and not what is in the best interest of his less than week old son!
DJ is no better, bitching about the huge wheels on the Jeep and how it handles.
Instead of worrying about Oliver staying warm.
#priorities&optics
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Strongly suspect Jackson broke these.
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Cause it's the only way he can get anyone's top off.
While in the Target parking lot, you can see the stroller (and Jenn’s FUPA).
Dim was likely pushing the stroller around Target while filming titillating content like cookie dough and cereal.
Between Ginn's thunder thighs in her crunchy jorts (bet she didn't wash those in her "literally 7 loads of laundry") and Dim's dickless crotch in his nasty orange shorts, there's been a lot of visual torture today.
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Wowowowowow, how craaaaaaaaazy is that, Noele!!
Danielle needs more info before she can attempt to steal Ollieson's identity and/or create a shrine to him.
So many of these stans comment about their dead/dying fiances/boyfriends and husbands, I'm a little suspicious. But also, how terribly sad to want to listen to the voices of these two turds on your deathbed. Like, yikes what a terrible way to spend your last moments alive.
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Wowowowowow, how craaaaaaaaazy is that, Noele!!
Danielle needs more info before she can attempt to steal Ollieson's identity and/or create a shrine to him.
So many of these stans comment about their dead/dying fiances/boyfriends and husbands, I'm a little suspicious. But also, how terribly sad to want to listen to the voices of these two turds on your deathbed. Like, yikes what a terrible way to spend your last moments alive.
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Had this meme come up. I wonder who came to mind immediately...?
All I can say is all this special treatment for J$son is not paying off.
He seems bratty and badly behaved...good job idiots.
He seems bratty and badly behaved...good job idiots.
Surely there are some instagram influencers Ginn could follow since she has no actual friends and that's the only way she finds motivation to do anything, who also have had a second child and talk about tips for getting the firstborn kid acclimated. It's not like there aren't billions of people who've found themselves in this situation and somehow managed to get by without renting a freaking blingy Jeep or letting their firstborn decide the color of their ugly blingy nonexistent third car.
You’re absolutely right!
The fact they drove two random new cars in two days is strange. I don't buy the Jeep was only because J wanted it. I think that was a good reason for the vlog, but I wonder if they are just test driving stuff to try to get big hits on videos since they lost 2 weeks worth of views, or possibly to get a sponsorship. Searches for "Rivian" and "Jeep" will pull in other types of viewers. Could be why Tim was annoyed he couldn't film in the Rivian during the drive, and maybe why he decided to rent and drive a Jeep next.
I found it suspect that when Jenn decided she didn't like the Jeep she said she would stick with the Tesla. Uh, what? Just yesterday you dolts were talking about your new Rivian and now Jenn wants to stick with the Tesla? Also, she isn't sticking with anything since she doesn't even drive. Unless she was checking this out to be HER vehicle, in case the Rivian falls through.
I found it suspect that when Jenn decided she didn't like the Jeep she said she would stick with the Tesla. Uh, what? Just yesterday you dolts were talking about your new Rivian and now Jenn wants to stick with the Tesla? Also, she isn't sticking with anything since she doesn't even drive. Unless she was checking this out to be HER vehicle, in case the Rivian falls through.
Yeah did she forget they're a "Rivian family" now and the Tesla is old news?The fact they drove two random new cars in two days is strange. I don't buy the Jeep was only because J wanted it. I think that was a good reason for the vlog, but I wonder if they are just test driving stuff to try to get big hits on videos since they lost 2 weeks worth of views, or possibly to get a sponsorship. Searches for "Rivian" and "Jeep" will pull in other types of viewers. Could be why Tim was annoyed he couldn't film in the Rivian during the drive, and maybe why he decided to rent and drive a Jeep next.
I found it suspect that when Jenn decided she didn't like the Jeep she said she would stick with the Tesla. Uh, what? Just yesterday you dolts were talking about your new Rivian and now Jenn wants to stick with the Tesla? Also, she isn't sticking with anything since she doesn't even drive. Unless she was checking this out to be HER vehicle, in case the Rivian falls through.
Also I was barely paying attention by the end, but I thought I heard Ginn say there is yet more Jeep vlogging coming up? Oy.
Do you think they may have come around to how long it’s going to be before they get their Rivian? And so they may be looking at some bigger vehicles to get (lease) in the mean time while they wait? They have repeatedly said the Tesla “just will not work with a family of four (plus nanny).” I’ve only heard of two year leases when leasing a car, but is there ways to get a shorter lease?The fact they drove two random new cars in two days is strange. I don't buy the Jeep was only because J wanted it. I think that was a good reason for the vlog, but I wonder if they are just test driving stuff to try to get big hits on videos since they lost 2 weeks worth of views, or possibly to get a sponsorship. Searches for "Rivian" and "Jeep" will pull in other types of viewers. Could be why Tim was annoyed he couldn't film in the Rivian during the drive, and maybe why he decided to rent and drive a Jeep next.
I found it suspect that when Jenn decided she didn't like the Jeep she said she would stick with the Tesla. Uh, what? Just yesterday you dolts were talking about your new Rivian and now Jenn wants to stick with the Tesla? Also, she isn't sticking with anything since she doesn't even drive. Unless she was checking this out to be HER vehicle, in case the Rivian falls through.
Slightly OT - When I was in high school, I worked at a dealership and I used to watch all the salesman come out celebrating whenever they got a lease deal signed. They loved it because they would trick some poor sucker who had to have the car into an outrageous monthly payment. One time I was curious because their victim was a girl I went to school with, and the sales guy was super happy after their close. He told me he got her to agree to paying $650 a month to lease. Way more than what that model of car usually leased for because she went in saying she “had to have that car because it was a Cadillac.” I could see Tim and Jenn being suckered into something like that.
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The fact that I posted this right before they posted their Jeep video. Am I psychic?
I'm sure J$ would have preferred to have his sperm and egg donors watch his swimming lesson than riding in a Jeep. What will they do when Ol$ver has his own opinions?
-"Timmifer, I want the orange Rivian!!!" *stomps feet*
-"NOOOO I want the white Jeep!!!" *screams into the Fort Pampers void*
No, Ginn's mom's ghost is riding Cosmic Rewind repeatedly and bopping out to Tears for Fears, duh.
So they leave an odd cut in Target were Tim yells at Jackson to put down something because it is glass. I get kids are going to do stupid stuff at 3 years old, like pick up something breakable in a store and parents are going to yell at them for that. But why leave it in? It felt like they wanted to prove that they are being "good" parents by saying, "Look, we're good parents and punish our kid for doing bad stuff."
They tell Jackson he can't have chocolate until Easter. But I am sure his parents are going to have 5 tones of chocolate between now and Easter. I see they did let him have some treat if he found it. Speaking of food. So Jenn had FOMO and wanted BBQ because Tim had it the other day. Then get Jackson chicken nuggets. At least get the kid some BBQ chicken. Nope, they get him fried food. With more fried food (fries).
I remember when my brother was born. I kept on calling him, "The Baby," since my parents what called my brother. After about 1 month my mom said I had to start calling him his name. I remember telling my mom then how come they don't call him his name? Then I guess they got a clue I was going to copy why they did, so they stopped calling him "The Baby" too. They need to stop calling Oliver, "Baby Brother" and "Little Babe" or Jackson will have a hard time calling him Oliver or Ollie.
They tell Jackson he can't have chocolate until Easter. But I am sure his parents are going to have 5 tones of chocolate between now and Easter. I see they did let him have some treat if he found it. Speaking of food. So Jenn had FOMO and wanted BBQ because Tim had it the other day. Then get Jackson chicken nuggets. At least get the kid some BBQ chicken. Nope, they get him fried food. With more fried food (fries).
I remember when my brother was born. I kept on calling him, "The Baby," since my parents what called my brother. After about 1 month my mom said I had to start calling him his name. I remember telling my mom then how come they don't call him his name? Then I guess they got a clue I was going to copy why they did, so they stopped calling him "The Baby" too. They need to stop calling Oliver, "Baby Brother" and "Little Babe" or Jackson will have a hard time calling him Oliver or Ollie.
That they’re not taking him to swim lessons themselves is just…I can’t. After swearing that they would take him to his lessons themselves after missing the first one for no reason.
Olive Bojo... what could have been.
The thing about the Easter egg hunt is that they didn't even prepare him for the chaos that exists for a 3 year old Easter egg hunt. It was pretty much the exact opposite. Tim telling J$ he's going to give him a really hard clue and then basically saying it's in his sneaker? This was the perfect opportunity to say, I'm going to set the timer for 3 minutes, you have to find all the eggs. I'll be sitting right here. Nope, Tim micromanaged every single egg and didn't even make J$ try to figure it out on his own.
There will be no clues at the gymnastic egg hunt. There will be little kids running everywhere swiping eggs. They are doing a terrible, terrible job preparing that kid for real life.
I know we will never know, but I have a strong feeling that the egg hunt will end up with J$ having a tantrum and tears. It is not going to go the way he practiced and J$ will not get all the eggs.
There will be no clues at the gymnastic egg hunt. There will be little kids running everywhere swiping eggs. They are doing a terrible, terrible job preparing that kid for real life.
I know we will never know, but I have a strong feeling that the egg hunt will end up with J$ having a tantrum and tears. It is not going to go the way he practiced and J$ will not get all the eggs.
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