The Tim Tracker #114 Well at Olive Garden.. when you are there you forget you have family!

[HereForTheT3a22]

If Anotherson Vin Diesel Oliver Bojanowski arrives on February 7th I hope I’m in the same hospital getting surgery so I can tell them how much they bleeping suck as parents. I’ll have a rotten edible arrangement delivered that just says “you suck”
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Yay for ass crack and sucking snot..

She’s definitely going to give birth and soon…I got so congested at the end of my pregnancy. Either that or she’s STILL sick

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Where's Tim's Fuzzy Balls?

 

[Quasimodo]

This witch has been sick all year.

 

[hcslacs]

Seems like they are getting a shitload of stickers today.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Tim doesn't realize that How To TV shows always use speeded up action to show painting. They don't show real time painting.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Jenn “needs to recover”

RECOVER FROM WHAT?! Lounging around the house? Eating excessive sodium? Being the laziest witch around??


Yes I know she’s giving birth but honestly that’s the most “work” she’ll ever do
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Jackson talks about Hawaii because you’ve conditioned him to HATE being home

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Jenn “needs to recover”

RECOVER FROM WHAT?! Lounging around the house? Eating excessive sodium? Being the laziest witch around??


Yes I know she’s giving birth but honestly that’s the most “work” she’ll ever do

Like my work only gives two weeks off to people just starting with us and expects you to work right up until you're pretty much due. I know my one coworker was on work on Friday and then had her baby on Saturday. And we have a "generous" policy, well, it is more positive if you've been working at the office longer but still.

What about a basket full of rotten lemon pigs she likes to keep them around.

 

[U76]

You have got to be bleeping kidding me
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Why the hell is ALL of the furniture and random crap still in the room inches from this moron painting. They are just total weirdos and useless adult human beings.

 

[2020planner]

She’s definitely going to give birth and soon…I got so congested at the end of my pregnancy. Either that or she’s STILL sick

I just put myself in the pool for Feb 7th!

 

[Boobzmagee]

She's definitely not making it to March...I'll be shocked if the Anotherson isn't out by the 2nd week of February.

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Maybe he will pop out like the groundhog and predict the next 6 weeks of weather.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Like my work only gives two weeks off to people just starting with us and expects you to work right up until you're pretty much due. I know my one coworker was on work on Friday and then had her baby on Saturday. And we have a "generous" policy, well, it is more positive if you've been working at the office longer but still.

What a basket full of rotten lemon pigs she likes to keep them around.

Chocolate dipped moldy lemon pigs

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

34 weeks my ass.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

I just put myself in the pool for Feb 7th!

Goddamn this witch (Jennifer) trying to steal my thunder

 

[bten1989]

Yet they are the first to witch and moan about their neighbors doing yard work during the weekend in the afternoon.
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The face a cow who refuses to parent at all costs when her miracle child starts screaming waking up from his 18th nap of the day.

Wow she looks like absolute dog tit

 

[hcslacs]

They seem to be that kind of couple that each one always has to be right. They kept on about the paint color. And it seems like Dim would normally just give in, but I don’t think he really does. He likes to be right just as much as she does.

I have a feeling she might have to do more editing than we give her credit for. I bet they have this sort of disagreement often.

 

[bten1989]

She's definitely not making it to March...I'll be shocked if the Anotherson isn't out by the 2nd week of February.

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Oh yeah that baby's already dropped. He's making his grand entrance out of Ginn's secret tunnel any day now. She was 1000% pregnant when she was binge drinking at AMI and on cruises last year.

 

[FoBGD12]

Talk about playing to your market; going live at 3:30 pm on a Monday. Way to capitalize on the best time.

They don't care about any of their stans. They just like their money. Painting on a livestream can't be a low if their last few years has been nothing but lows.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Groundhog Day might be the lucky day?

 

[bten1989]

Seems like they are getting a shitload of stickers today.

I'm pissed too, but even if they keep getting stickers the entire Live, they'll still only have enough to pay for two midday, childless Olive Garden binges this week.

 

[mjm9]

When getting that SuperStickers cash is more important than parenting or being an adult....they know their stans so well that literally hearing a child scream and watching paint dry is "acceptable" content to squeeze a couple hundred bucks out of the day.

Well, they have to recoup their trashy items giveaway shipping fees!!