The Tim Tracker #101 And now it’s time to pay the superchat

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Quasimodo

First, it looks like Ginn stuffed a giant watermelon under her shirt. Second, I don't understand this child. Even my cats don't wriggle around on the floor like this like a wild animal with scabies. That's fucking gross and quite rich, considering how much they pretended to be concerned about covid and germs and now the kid is allowed to stick his fingers in and on everything and literally rub his face on carpet that people are walking on with their shoes? Disgusting. And then he goes and naps in his bed with those same clothes. And we know he can't even handle washing his hands with warm water. But hygiene aside, that's not normal behavior. They're treating him like a puppy they gave up on training. J¢ will be that kid for sure that bites other kids at some point.

Anyhoo, look at the difference between J¢'s breakfast and this other kid's breakfast across from them:
 
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mjm9

Maleficent50 said:
Yep they are basically the Florida version of the Beverley hillbillies
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Now now now.
The Clampetts were kind, generous and polite people.
Can’t say the same about the Bojanowskis who only think about themselves.
 
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Quasimodo

Dim, it's not pronounced chore-itso. Maybe you can add some whore-chata to wash down your chore-itso though.

Oh god, his toes are taking over.
 
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bhg469

There is zero chance that her anxiety is real.. it's absolutely self imposed and Tim has played into it every step. She's a liar and a manipulative c..
 
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Quasimodo

This is all just for Dim - I've never met an adult who has such a basic school-cafeteria palette, even picky eaters:


Ginn has so much food, she needs multiple plates. Holy hell. On my recent vacation that consisted of hiking and walking many miles every day of the trip, I still wouldn't have been able to eat 1/3 of everything she got at the end of a long day of burning hundreds of calories and working my muscles.
She picked up a brisket sandwich "because I wasn't sure what it was". Huh? She called the non-meat plate her "side plate" and pretended she got all the sides because the kid didn't know what he wanted and she "figured they could share it". Um, have you met your kid? He's not going to eat anything on that plate.


Dim said "Jackson looooooooves watermelon". If he loooooooves it so much, why don't you ever get him some during breakfast, and why does he only have a tablespoon-sized amount on his tray????????? And why don't you then skip giving him the greasy bagged potato chips instead?? So you're purposefully choosing to exclude watermelon and blueberries with his meals???
 
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Imbris

YES. I was just about to post this. He "loves" watermelon and has "never had pasta salad" - so what do we do? Give him 3x as much pasta salad as watermelon of course.
 
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Quasimodo

I liked how in the beginning of the vlog Ginn said "I haven't really had a chance to go swimming yet" (and that's why she was excited to go "swim" - aka pop a squat in the water while getting sunburned - at Castaway Cay). You either have swum already on the ship or you haven't, Ginn, which is it? What does she consider swimming so far, sitting down in the tub?

Imbris said:
YES. I was just about to post this. He "loves" watermelon and has "never had pasta salad" - so what do we do? Give him 3x as much pasta salad as watermelon of course.
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I thought when she stuck her own fork in the pasta salad she was going to feed him, but then she stuck it in her own mouth. Bitch you've got like 5 different types of mayo-covered salads on your own plate.

Then he picked up the one single grape, and Ginn sounded like she was annoyed at him cause she was like "I have to cut it, okay?" super sternly. Like duh bitch, that's your fucking responsibility, why are you making him feel eating a grape is a hassle?? Then cut to Dim snorkeling. Okaaaay.
 
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TawdryT

How can any adult spend the kind of money they do on an overpriced endless cruise and eat the cheapest, most basic, shit?!
And it's interesting to see that we were right about that kid being out of control. That's not normal behavior for an almost 3yo, especially in public. It just isn't. He is entirely unsocialized. He's getting feral. I would be mortified. That is willful parental neglect. I'm honestly surprised no other parent has yet to make a pointed comment about it, or do they pretend to not register how he's the only kid doing that weird shit?
 
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Commobore

I don't know whether to laugh or cry that, even when trying to do right by him, they STILL get it so wrong. You finally give him a bit of fruit he actually likes...portioned to the point even a Ft. Pampers mouse'd be starved after. But decide to overportion the one thing you're not even sure he'll touch.

Make it make sense.
 
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MrsB61

I used to get panic attacks and they were horrible! I don’t wish them on anyone. They tried telling me they were from stress. My heart would beat like a rabbit’s and I just had to get out of where I was. It was worse in open spaces, and at times when I would be driving. During my wedding, I almost passed out. It went on for years. I was home alone with my 2 kids - both under 3 - and I could just feel one coming on, a bad one, and my husband wasn’t home. I called 911. They finally figured out my thyroid was going wacko. I got treatment and take medication. It hasn’t happened since. That was 35 years ago. The only thing I miss about it was that I was thin and could eat anything I wanted….
 
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Quasimodo

Dim is literally just following these furries. Also, he never mentions Ginn's "butt waggle", but he IS really into the furries' behinds. He made a point to zoom in on Donald Duck's butt on their last cruise too.
 
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JssLG317

Wtaf! His face is touching the carpet. The thought of how many shoes have walked on that floor after using public restrooms and wherever else. Truly nauseating to see that. And those 2 asswipes do absolutely nothing.
 
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Quasimodo

"As a treat for going down the Aqua Mouse, I got some gelato (drowning in excessive sprinkles and m&m's like a typical 5-year-old's palette)!"
 
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Commobore

Quasimodo said:
He's also into cartoon butts.
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Listen, not wanting to kinkshame the guy but...there's something about the infantile way he calls them 'wittle booty butt's and all that just doesn't sit right with me.

Also, as a follow-up to the watermelon rations: they'll apparently draw the line there when it comes to moderation but'll have no issue dosing him with half a dozen sugar cookies and the like. Again, MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

Quasimodo said:
"As a treat for going down the Aqua Mouse, I got some gelato (drowning in excessive sprinkles and m&m's like a typical 5-year-old's palette)!"
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Me: Oof, rough day at work. Freezing my balls off. Think I've earned a hot cocoa. Impending budgetary guilt ensues.
Dim: Gee, riding that watercoaster sure has me craving diabetes. Mm-mm-mmmmm.

 
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Quasimodo

When I was a kid, my mom would cut up and prepare a plate each for my sister and me when we would come home from school or as a snack on weekends. We didn't have much money growing up, but we ALWAYS had quite a bounty of fruit available always to us. Fruit is so yummy and refreshing to me (except for mangos and papayas ), I don't understand how they just never feel the urge to grab an apple or an orange (they only buy oranges when Ginn is pretending to be a doting wife and using 20 of the wrong type of oranges to make half a cup of OJ for special events only). I remember in a home vlog, they were proud of themselves for buying overpriced frozen chocolate-covered raspberries as a "healthy snack".

It's just bizarre. I just can't imagine my diet consisting 98% of processed meat and bread and fries.
 
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Commobore

It's as if they think doing everything to excess makes it better. You don't need five plates each at breakfast when a simple bowl of porridge and blueberries, or pancakes and berries, or an omelette would do. It's just all so damn much.
 
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Quasimodo

During dinner, Ginn asks the kid if he wants some butter on his bread. I was going to say maybe to not introduce butter as an always available option for the toddler, but then I remembered when she's made toast for him before and slathered a super thick layer of butter on his toast, so too late. Then the kid raises his voice to get his damn butter. Then Dim chuckles and says "yeah you love butter". Haha, yeah, so funny, setting him up for obesity and unhealthy eating habits, hahahahaha.


Yes mommy needs her straw, sorry kid. We don't know why the egg donor is taking mommy's straw then, cause mommy quit a couple of weeks ago.
 
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