Looks like he thinks the princesses are his new nannies…change my diaper…..I’m ready!
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It's just SO sad and infuriating. They've completely given up on actively parenting the kid and they've got another one on the way. Maybe they tell themselves it's just too hard to discipline a toddler, but they're pretty delusional if they think it's going to be any easier to get him to listen to them about anything as he grows older. Shame on them. This is neglect.
Her shorts are so far up all her cracks, it looks like she's not wearing any pants, yet again.
Ginn continues her way-too-much processed meat and seafood diet with more ham (she already also had ham during breakfast) AND calamari AND halibut for lunch (they ate at 1923), plus manchego cheese and bruschetta. The menu didn't have anything J¢ wanted, so the crew members went all the way up to Festival of Foods to get a hot dog for the miracle child.
Dim gets a burger, of course, and he asked to add bacon to it, of course, like the basic turd that he is.
Ginn continues her way-too-much processed meat and seafood diet with more ham (she already also had ham during breakfast) AND calamari AND halibut for lunch (they ate at 1923), plus manchego cheese and bruschetta. The menu didn't have anything J¢ wanted, so the crew members went all the way up to Festival of Foods to get a hot dog for the miracle child.
Dim gets a burger, of course, and he asked to add bacon to it, of course, like the basic turd that he is.
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It's going to be a miracle if Number 2 doesn't have a flipper or it's incubator doesn't develop gestational diabetes. Ugh, so pretty much thousands of dollars was spent on a day of gorging, a having an odd fetish for people dressed as Disney characters. Oh, and losing at Bingo.
Tim should have eaten a small bite of the spinach (gag, I don’t like it either), and persuaded The Buddy to try it like daddy. Maybe he would have spit it out, but perhaps after a bunch of times he might decide he likes it (even if only in an omelet).
Speaking of sugar...
At Arendale, Jackson doesn’t eat his dinner but gets to eat an ice cream sundae.
Then they make him walk all around the ship dressed in his ghost costume, that he can’t see in and is a tripping hazard, so they can trick or treat. Ending up with six or seven bags full of candy!
At Arendale, Jackson doesn’t eat his dinner but gets to eat an ice cream sundae.
Then they make him walk all around the ship dressed in his ghost costume, that he can’t see in and is a tripping hazard, so they can trick or treat. Ending up with six or seven bags full of candy!
Dim is so terrible at Disney trivia. Of course he didn't recognize God Help the Outcasts from my movie.
And now, a bathroom announcement from Dim "Pee Shakes" Tracker (or is it Dim "Diarrhea Strikes Again" Tracker, after his meaty omelet, beignets, root beer float, and bacon cheeseburger and fries?):
Or maybe we can just call him Dim "I paid $50 to play bingo and I still lost" Tracker. Would Ginn "I'm Pretend Allergic to Casinos" Tracker be okay with Dimmy gambling his money?
Oh look, to no one's surprise they were late to dinner. How many freaking hours did you let J¢ and Ginn nap for?? Based on people I know who are chronically late, pretty sure "5-10 minutes late" is more like closer to at least 30 minutes late.
But you'd have to know how to create or navigate a spreadsheet, Dimmy. Also meat. You had meat. You always have meat.
Ginn got... more seafood at dinner. More scallops and shrimp galore. Because of course. Also, she pretended to be concerned about caffeine in the root beer float but she had iced tea at dinner (and she's gotten iced tea regularly while pregnant). Does....she not realize there's caffeine in that?
Or does she just pretend to be concerned when she's being filmed?
Is she talking about her vagina or her food?
Ginn: "let me hold my spawn in the most awkward way possible"
Ginn: "HAHAHAHA"
And now, a bathroom announcement from Dim "Pee Shakes" Tracker (or is it Dim "Diarrhea Strikes Again" Tracker, after his meaty omelet, beignets, root beer float, and bacon cheeseburger and fries?):
Or maybe we can just call him Dim "I paid $50 to play bingo and I still lost" Tracker. Would Ginn "I'm Pretend Allergic to Casinos" Tracker be okay with Dimmy gambling his money?
Oh look, to no one's surprise they were late to dinner. How many freaking hours did you let J¢ and Ginn nap for?? Based on people I know who are chronically late, pretty sure "5-10 minutes late" is more like closer to at least 30 minutes late.
But you'd have to know how to create or navigate a spreadsheet, Dimmy. Also meat. You had meat. You always have meat.
Ginn got... more seafood at dinner. More scallops and shrimp galore. Because of course. Also, she pretended to be concerned about caffeine in the root beer float but she had iced tea at dinner (and she's gotten iced tea regularly while pregnant). Does....she not realize there's caffeine in that?
Or does she just pretend to be concerned when she's being filmed?Is she talking about her vagina or her food?
Ginn: "let me hold my spawn in the most awkward way possible"
Ginn: "HAHAHAHA"
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Not sure I've seen a man with a foot tattoo before.If you ever wondered how delusional they are, Tim thinking his foot tats are amazing and everyone wants to see them says it all. His stubby-toed feet are nasty.
Wonder if 'Hello UnFresh' have a recipe for a beef sourdough sandwich
.... Or Sun baked cameltoe
...washed down with a Pee Shake
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Wow Jackson is so done with meeting the characters over and over again. Tim constantly says what they want him to do (hug her, give high 5...) and then saying "good job buddy". As if hugging someone you don't want to hug is something you could be proud of.... Yeah good parenting 
Ginn: "let me hold my spawn in the most awkward way possible"
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Why does she constantly pick him up and carry him like a baby? She’s also pregnant so shouldn’t be lifting anything heavy.
He looks confused, he’s more like “it’s dark outside and I’m actually allowed to be out doing something?”.
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Why does she constantly pick him up and carry him like a baby? She’s also pregnant so shouldn’t be lifting anything heavy.
He looks confused, he’s more like “it’s dark outside and I’m actually allowed to be out doing something?”.
New thread time!
The Tim Tracker #101 And now it’s time to pay the superchat
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