The Tim Tracker #100 We Should Have Used Plan B and Now We've Hired Plan "Bea"

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Oooh yay! #100, here we goooooo.

Thinking about how Ginn quit her job after one panic attack while driving, but who probably didn't give a tit or second thought about Lean driving back home from Ft Pampers late at night alone as a hurricane made its way to them after they finally came back from their redundant and unnecessary MNSSHP.

The fat is spreading to her elbows.
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Insert *spot the difference*/*there is no difference* meme here:
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I'm still in the last thread, looking at the photos of Tim and Jenn's wedding ceremony in Ireland and all I can think of is this scene in Breakfast Club between Molly Ringwald and Judd Nelson:





Jenn really is that girl -- Maximum Density
 
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Still holds true-


I wrote a very involved (sarcasm) recap in the last few threads. I thought I’d repost it for all of the new people:

Recap:

The BoJos claim to be a travel channel but don’t research or know basic facts about places they visit (like when they open or close).

The BoJos claim to be parents, but do anything they can to not spend time with their $on unless they can video exploit him.

End of Recap.
 
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J$'s costume was truly awful. It shows how much they don't care for him. I saw someone make a ghost costume for their dog and they put more energy and care into it. The Trackers didn't wear ghost costumes like they originally planned because they didn't want to be uncomfortable all night like J$ was.

I would be so pissed if another parent spoke to my kid the way Jenn spoke to the one boy, "Kylo Ren wouldn't be scared." Her tone of voice was so mean. Is this how she speaks to J$ off camera to get him on the rolly coasties for views?

It's sad that J$'s only "friends" are way older than him. I don't know how old they are but even a two year gap at that age is huge. The Trackers will drop them as soon as they can no longer do anything to benefit them.

J$ cannot even count to 5 in a real life situation. Maybe they should have had him count in Chinese?

J$ is so far behind most of his peers due to the Trackers. Wearing diapers, using a pacifier (which changes his mouth and impacts his speech), his speech is very hard to understand, does not feed himself, only stares at his iPad, does not do educational activities often, does not play with other kids his age, etc....
 
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Wow! Thread #100! 🥁 🍾 🎈 🎉


Some things never change!
Some things stay the same.

Especially when it comes to the Bojanowskis.
Most of the titles still apply today!


The TIm Tracker Thread Titles



  1. The Tim Tracker. (May 6, 2020)
  2. Now it’s time to charge the Tesla
  3. Now it’s time for Jack$on to feed himself
  4. Now it’s time for Jen to login as Ellen Smith
  5. Now it’s time to remove Jackpot from the spotlight
  6. Now it’s time for Jenn to give Tim his channel back
  7. Now it’s time to stop making Jenn the thumbnail
  8. Why did Jenn have to be in the shot?
  9. Now it’s time for stuff we’ll never do for $100, Alex
  10. Now it’s time for Jenn to stay the f#$k home and be a mom!
  11. Two Aholes and a baby
  12. Now it’s time to see a therapist or drop the act!
  13. Now it’s time to check lost and found for Jenn’s mind and Tim’s junk
  14. Now it’s time to show us where the money really went
  15. Now it’s time for staycation #15
  16. Now it’s time to take out the trash… AKA Jenn
  17. Whale Tale: A Jenn Tracker story
  18. Magical mystery vaccination staycation tour
  19. And the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad wife!
  20. Stuffing our faces and our house with junk
  21. Ut Dis? Bad parenting and grifting 101
  22. Where is our home? We forgot
  23. Super sized Trackers at Portillo‘s in the sisterhood of Jenn’s widening pants
  24. All I ever wanted… Staycation had to get away
  25. I’ve got friends in no places
  26. Help! We’ve fallen and we can’t get up!
  27. Where’s the beef? Around Timbo ‘s gut and Twitter
  28. Tell me lies. I mean feed me pies. Sweet little pies
  29. The suite life of Jenny two dinners and Timmy tight pants
  30. Money for nothing and the kid works free
  31. How to have your cake and… Hang on, where is the ducking cake?
  32. Deflated balloons and inflated egos
  33. Two dinners, four strollers and no media passes
  34. Hosted. Toasted and dumber than ever
  35. Unfinished vlog. Finished 4 dinners!
  36. Jenn go away, no one likes you!
  37. Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick
  38. They’re out of touch. They’re out of time
  39. The only thing bigger than our lies are our title threads
  40. How do we know the trackers are lying? Their lips are moving
  41. Gay isn’t contagious, but Covid is!
  42. Freelancer. Freeloader. Free Covid!
  43. It’s Jenn’s show, Tim is just living in it
  44. Cluttered rooms. Empty heads
  45. Don’t 💩 where you eat
  46. It’s called Google you daft cow!
  47. Hi my friend Jackson kid
  48. Two men and a baby and a do barely anything mom
  49. And the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad birthday
  50. That poor child!
  51. Mele Kaliki Go Home!!
  52. And now it’s time… To pay… For a new logo
  53. My massage oils bring all the flies to the yard
  54. Stranger danger? Wut Dis?
  55. Yeah
  56. An anthropological study of stupidity
  57. Kid? What kid?
  58. Mirror mirror on the wall. Jenn’s the one we like the least of all!
  59. Watch the Jenn show? I’d rather pull my teeth out!
  60. Have an oinktastic day!
  61. Lost 250 pounds in one day. Gained it back when I had to go home!
  62. The chronicles of hernia
  63. When the toaster shows J$ more warmth than Jenn
  64. Concierge - We’re better than you™️
  65. Is Gaya contagious?
  66. Did we mention we’re in concierge?
  67. Jenn you are a witch
  68. Jackson’s diaper and Jenn: Live and full of crap
  69. Trashy Tim Tracker. White trash people with money awkwardly doing stuff
  70. She has risen (after noon)
  71. LIVE from Ft. Pampers: It’s the Tim Tracker home vlog!
  72. Tattle has them rattled
  73. Gorging and hoarding on the high seas
  74. We booked the wrong Chris Pratt!
  75. The Holy Moly goes viral (and not in a good way)!
  76. Tim and Jenn‘s emotional roller coaster
  77. Walking on egg shells and banana peels
  78. Won’t do anything unless they can film it - including paying taxes
  79. Still spending their loot on everything but fresh fruit
  80. The world is our metal toilet
  81. All in all it was a fantastic day to lose 2K followers
  82. Quasibojo the Hunchback of Nona Lake
  83. When views get too low they give Covid another go
  84. He sits on the throne…er commode of lies
  85. 2 guys, 16 wieners
  86. Loser, Boozer and Toddler Snoozer
  87. We paid $2000 and all we got was this lousy haircut!
  88. Jackson who?
  89. Is my areola showing, you guyyyzzz???
  90. I “WISH” Jenn would shut up!
  91. Jackson would have loved it!
  92. Their ship has sailed
  93. And now it’s time to steal some content
  94. Help Control the Prop Population, Have Your Tracker Spayed or Neutered
  95. We're Not Late, We're Behind Schedule
  96. Run, Nanny Lean, Run!
  97. Jenn Slipped and It Wasn’t On a Banana Peel
  98. Great kob on the home gloogs !!
  99. I’ve got 99 problems and Jenn is all of them!
  100. We Should Have Used Plan B, Now We Hired Plan “Bea”!

I would love to hear your favorite titles and any comments you have.
 
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The 3rd thread was titled " Now it’s time for Jack$on to feed himself." Now 97 threads later and he still isn't feeding himself.
 
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Hey ginnzilla you are a delusional narcissist fat cow 🐄 that you are y'all are going to reap what you sow gluttonous face greasy heffa
 
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Does anyone know when Jackpot 2.0 is due and have they started accepting applications for nanny #2?
 
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For thread 100, is there a giveaway of a signed page of stupid quotes from the namesakes?
 
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I would be so pissed if another parent spoke to my kid the way Jenn spoke to the one boy, "Kylo Ren wouldn't be scared." Her tone of voice was so mean. Is this how she speaks to J$ off camera to get him on the rolly coasties for views?
Looking forward to that kid running into Ginn in a few years when he gets his license and laughing at her for still being too scared to drive.
 
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The 3rd thread was titled " Now it’s time for Jack$on to feed himself." Now 97 threads later and he still isn't feeding himself.
Yes. For two years we have been saying this.
Along with #5.
 
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I'm a couple of threads behind, but holy crap the wiki is amazing! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Just seen Js costume, an I use that term lightly

What in the actual hell, she should be absolutely ashamed of herself for that mess, I've seen people's pets dressed better than he was, it just shows you how malicious they can be when HE wants to choose for himself because if he had picked somthing they had tried to get him to pick then guaranteed they would have ran out an got the most expensive version of whatever it was but cause HE choose he wanted to be a ghost an it wasn't somthing they wanted then just threw a sheet over him with crappy holes cut out it

It's honestly a fking shame what they do to that kid an even worse that it's basically all evidence for when he's older to look back on an see for himself just how crappy they were to him
 
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To me, if she just added her time with the Bojo's as a career break, and not a private educator or nanny, that doesn't look good for how and why she left. She didn't have to list their names, she could have just put "Private Family" or something like that.

The job listing that I found for the position she has now was posted on 7/27 and closed on 8/4. So it seems like she applied for this job before she even went to California. Unless it was relisted and I don't see it. It sounds like it more like when they announced their pregnancy.

I do feel bad for her. It is most likely that she was a stan and this seemed like an amazing opportunity for her. Clearly this job was not at all what Tim and Jenn said it would be. It wasn't what they told us it would be when they did that walk around the lake. Clearly they are totally different people behind the You Tube curtain. I can't imagine having to work in a situation where the parents are constantly around micromanaging the situation. Jenn finding learning activities on instagram and having Stanny do them with J$ is the perfect example.
 
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