The Things Influencers Say That Make You Squirm

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One from yesterday, promoting something as resonable when its actually really expensive but they don't have a clue as their life is so far removed from reality. Veg/fruit box containing 4 grapes, 1 kiwi and an okra, only Ā£18 plus delivery.
Oooooo who was this?
 
ā€˜Living my best lifeā€™ does my head in. Itā€™s as bad as ā€˜live laugh loveā€™ imo.

ā€˜Long day of meetings aheadā€™ in an attempt to appear more business savvy or even worse ā€˜just had the BEST meeting ever, I canā€™t reveal what it is yet but youā€™ll find out SO soonā€™ is a personal pet peeve of mine :mad:
 
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"Picked this up"
"Detail", a generic word to describe some aspect of a garment, as they often have no in-depth knowledge of fashion and a limited vocabulary.

i.e. "So I picked this up in Primark, I really like it, it's got this detail on it here and yeh, I really like it"

Also, not a phrase in particular, but when they are talking to the camera, they all put the most emphasis on the last word of the sentence. I have decided to call it blogger's lilt.
"So today I went shopping and I picked up a FEW BITS, then I went and had a COFFEE, and then took some PHOTOS, and yeh, now I'm going to have a rest".
I was just going to say this, when they emphasise the last few words of a sentence and in a really high pitched voice!!šŸ˜šŸ˜
 
Literally anything alittlebitoflottie says. ā€œHi guys just wanted to jump on and show you all these products that came through that weā€™ve been gifted but I wonā€™t declare itā€™s been gifted. Also sign up to Arbonneā€
 
Any references to ā€œtrollsā€ which is just anything remotely negative / constructive feedback that doesnā€™t tell them theyā€™re the second coming of Christ

Self care - you already care about your self enough to have to dedicate an entire bleeping weekend to it šŸ™„
 
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Sorry for the radio silence guys/ sorry Iā€™ve been a bit quiet today! ... what an ego to think we care!
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So many good ones already listed they're brilliant lol
 
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Sorry for the radio silence guys/ sorry Iā€™ve been a bit quiet today! ... what an ego to think we care!
Go a show some love to...
New post on my grid
So many good ones already listed they're brilliant lol
Said as if weā€™re all sat here desperately waiting for their next post šŸ¤£ aww
 
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not a saying but just the general singing along/ dancing/ listening to music they all do and seem to think we want to watch!
 
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ā€˜The gramā€™
ā€˜These little squaresā€™
Saying theyā€™ve been ā€˜faffingā€™ - Aka re-arranging your house for an Instagram picture because that is all you do ever
 
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Itā€™s maybe already
been said but I hate when British mummies or anyone else Americanises everything:-

Mom
Mommy
Diaper
Closet
Zucchini
Vacation
 
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Happy Monday!
Happy Tuesday!
Happy Wednesday!
Happy Thursday!
Happy Friday!
Happy Saturday!
Happy Sunday!
I literally was talking about this with somebody earlier - it drives me mad!
Or, "Hello May" (or any other month)....It's not going to bloody well answer you back, is it Karen?!

Also....
Anyone who refers to themselves as "Mutha" šŸ¤¦
 
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This is a very funny and relatable thread :). My pet peeves are 'I am obsessed with this', 'wafling on' and 'bits and bobs'.
 
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Happy Monday!
Happy Tuesday!
Happy Wednesday!
Happy Thursday!
Happy Friday!
Happy Saturday!
Happy Sunday!
I follow someone who does this in an awful sing song voice every. bleeping. day. ā€˜Hap-pee Sat-ur-day, guys!ā€™
Also anyone who says ā€˜guysā€™.
ā€˜Guys, I just wanna show you thisā€™
ā€˜Hey, guys!ā€™

duck. Off.
 
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ā€œThe shoes are Zaraā€ as though they are high end Gucci. No love, your shoes are from Zara.

Also, personal fave is lily pebbles constant reference to disclaim. Ie I donā€™t know how to disclaim this....<insert freebie>. No, you donā€™t know how to declare this gift.
Also, #prgift and #presstrip. You are not a member of the press, they are ads for items you have been gifted, yes they may have been sent via a public relations agency or for a press release but they are still a gift that you are advertising.
 
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